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Taldoz (He/him)
@taldoz.bsky.social
Mid-Level Millenial Space Wizard with ADHD;

Professional GM and Storyteller, Amateur Human. Wants to be Santa when he grows up
I've missed just... Doodling for the sake of it instead of trying to create something
September 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Part of me wants to make more YouTube content, but I have no idea what I would even do.

Not to mention having an upload schedule seems just very strange and alien to my brain.
August 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My tire has to have a leak in it somewhere. Every morning I wake up and I fill it up to 30 PSI and by the next morning it's down to 23.
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Whatever you do, don't write a self-insert OC into your stories!"

Bitch pls, I'm in good company with Dante, GRRM, and Tolkien
June 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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28 tanks. 28 armored vehicles. 4 howitzers. 40 military helicopters. All for one man’s "birthday parade."
Trump’s Big, Beautiful Birthday Parade
The planned military spectacle lies outside our traditions and projects weakness, not strength
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
June 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Stephen Miller represents everything vile about this administration and drawing more attention to him will (a) make it harder for the administration to pretend this isn't creepy white nationalism in action and (b) likely make Trump jealous to the point he shitcans him like Elon.

Win-win.
More people should be talking about the utter freak that is Stephen Miller and his white nationalist worldview. He's the architect behind most of this chaos as Trump is golfing, falling asleep during meetings, making money of memecoins and tripping while climbing stairs.
June 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It’s Wednesday and the Trump regime is lying to the nation about immigrants being criminals, about LA being on fire, and about protestors being insurrectionists. How to counter this and set the narrative straight, in today’s write-up. Link: buff.ly/oO9QqOa
June 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Whoa, look at that.

I mean, only 100% of us could have predicted that this stuff would happen.
June 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My order from the West Virginia Mine Wars Museum arrived!

#UnionStrong
May 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When your anti-fascist, pro-union playlist randomly adds "Ballad of the Green Berets"
May 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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😈A goblin of my weight… FLYING?!😈

🔥Sounds impossible… But we make it work! Time to play some Skyward Sword! Where somehow a Goblin of MY weight gets to fly around?! BUT WE MAKE IT WORK! SEE YOU THERE!🔥

www.twitch.tv/TwixeGobbo

#Vtuber #ENVtuber

🎨by & including @thegoblinburrows.gay
May 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boss: "I need you to reschedule your dentist visit."
Me: "I scheduled it a month in advance."
B: "Yeah but you scheduled it for 4pm. That's right when your shift ends."
Me: "Yeah. They close at 5 and don't open until 8am; I start at 7. I'll only be leaving like 20 minutes early."
B: "Reschedule it."
May 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reworked my CAW for funsies while I got some reference pics
May 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I've added draw wrestler ocs to my Kofi!
So uh chat

Anyone need any art so I can tank the hit and buy my favouritest boy

www.ko-fi.com/skawtzilla

Pay me to art for you
May 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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PANICKED CREATURE SOUNDS

This is scheduled for the weekend! Get a spot at the table! 3 people needed to play and 5 spaces available!

Check me out!
I'm out of work. Please help me out and sign up for my D&D one shot, "Into the Woods of Woe!" It's a goofy RP romp! It's scheduled for this Saturday, the 24th at 4 pm EST.

Grab a friend and sign up! 3 players still needed! Reposts appreciated.

Details here: startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
Join Into the Woods of Woe! - Roll20 / Discord - Dungeons & Dragons 5e | StartPlaying Games
You and your companions have been asked to journey deep into the forest to complete a complicated ritual, the culmination of which is to toss an enchanted sword into the middle of a lake. The trek is ...
startplaying.games
May 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Is it too much to ask for a handheld gaming system that's exactly 6"x8" that can play physical DS, 3DS, GBA, and GBC games? My large manhands can't hold a classic GBA or GBSP without much pain. :(
#Retrogaming
#PhysicalGames
May 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
JOE JOE JOE JOE
May 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Detroit is #AllElite
May 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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♡Help Needed♡

Hello All ♡

I'm, unfortunately, having alot of trouble covering some unforseen expenses this month. I don't think I can physically take on any more commissions until I've finished the lot I have.

So I am asking for a little help.

Shares would be super appreciated ♡

Link Below ♡
March 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey folks! I finally remembered my password! xD
April 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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We’ll be writing every day in support of personal liberties. Here’s why workers aren’t persons.

by Jeff Bezos
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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CHARITY HYPE!

I'm looking for Game Masters to fill 4 slots for a charity event benefitting the ACLU between April 26th and 28th. If you'd like to help, please fill out the form below.

Form closes March 5th. Reposts appreciated! ❤️‍🔥

forms.gle/DG1B6YpHzt3T...
TTRPG Charity Event - ACLU (Game Master Form)
Hello and welcome! Thank you for your interest in being a Game Master for a three day Tabletop Roleplaying Game Charity Stream event to benefit the ACLU (https://www.aclu.org/). With immigrant right...
forms.gle
February 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM