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AdK l Takato
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O último TO de Xrd do sul global.
In punk we thrash.
He/Him
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AdK l Takato @takato.bsky.social · Jun 24
Será que no harry potter dá pra você usar aquele pozinho mágico lá de teletransporte entre chaminés pra mandar porra pra casa dos outros?
Tipo, tu tá quase leitando daí joga o pó, fala "casa do zézinho" e daí dá uma jatada nervosa no fogo e o jato sai do outro lado e acerta o elfo escravo dele n sei
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lickmytanga.bsky.social
hoje o dia inteiro a rádio mental me lembrando da pessoa que curou um problema na coluna após inserir um dildo gigante no cu
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
freakazoid asking cosgrove why he never got married
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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didi.is.camp
acho engraçado embalagens que são tipo

FONTE DE PROTEÍNAS!*

*como todo queijo

NÃO CONTÉM CÉSIO-137!¹

¹como toda geleia
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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angelicimouto.moe.observer
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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obrasilquedeucerto.com.br
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November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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hanayuribashi.bsky.social
Obrigatorio:
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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indys.bsky.social
a penheta debaixo da mesa do habibs faz qualquer niilista querer viver mesmo pqp
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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mysteriousz.bsky.social
HI SANDY

HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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nacl.sh
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when i become number one global femeel so to educate the world on femcelism i start to visit colleges to to debate femcel deniers but as i answer a question about femeels being able to get boyfriends and reply with "counting or nọt counting nd Itbs?" a truecel in the audience gives me the chud stare before he activates his foid extinction beam directly at me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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osrjacinto.bsky.social
chegar em casa pos treino e tirar a roupa e ficar só o sacão mole respirando finalmente depois de mais de hora preso no short de lycra da academia
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
takato.bsky.social
As professoras de Filosofia mais safadas
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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guiba.golfinho.top
o mago do pinball vs mago da torção testicular
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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deeb.bsky.social
There are some real gems in these archives.
An Amano painting of Cloud riding his Daytona bike A painting of Metal Gear Solid showing Metal Gear with various characters Megaman Legends art, showing Megaman and Roll Art for Brave Fencer Musashi showing the main character repelling down a cave wall
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
takato.bsky.social
CQC
Caguei Qas Calças
disket.bsky.social Disket @disket.bsky.social · 5h
CQC
Cuta que Cariu
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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dosnostalgic.bsky.social
Well, none of this matters anymore because I just learned that the Japanese version of Battletoads REMOVED THE PAUSE MUSIC, so fuck this shit.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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infernity.bsky.social
passei por essa imagem novamente
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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erikahilton.bsky.social
🚨 Só nos últimos meses, a direita brasileira propôs:

👉🏽 Uma PEC pra proibir que políticos criminosos sejam presos.

👉🏽 Um PDL pra condenar meninas a terem filhos de estupradores.

👉🏽 Um PL pra proibir a Polícia Federal de investigar o crime organizado e governadores corruptos. +👇🏽
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
takato.bsky.social
Quando is ingleses acham que vc passou dos limites, rapaz...
meidastouch.com MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 8h
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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romulobdias.bsky.social
Olha que curiosa essa cronologia:

• PF faz operação devastadora contra PCC em SP, chegando na Faria Lima.

• Derrite, secretário de segurança de SP, volta para a Câmara.

• Ganha relatoria de projeto e TIRA PODERES da PF para investigar o crime organizado.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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lucianosresende.bsky.social
Entendeu o motivo dele querer barrar investigações da Polícia Federal?
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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frieren.websunday.net
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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paulusf.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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snubpollard.bsky.social
ATTN GLUTTONS: Please savor this mouth-watering review of The Solitary Gourmet, a comic about eating in the age of loneliness (1994-present) by Jirō Taniguchi & Masayuki Kusumi, up today at TCJ (The Chowbell Jouissance)
Cover of The Solitary Gourmet 1990s interior page from The Solitary Gourmet 21st century interior page from The Solitary Gourmet
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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nochorus.bsky.social
Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
takato.bsky.social
Eu real não consigo entender isso daqui.
videogameschronicle.com VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 16h
As PlayStation 5 celebrates its fifth anniversary, Sony reported that the console has cleared 84.2 million units, putting it virtually neck-and-neck with PS4.

vgc.news/news/on-its-...
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM