Taco Sommelier
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Hot takes on Bama, #COYS, Smoked Foods, Cocktails, etc. Prepare to be disappointed.
The Insta algorithm has figured out I’m incapable of scrolling past any video with the Mark Knopfler guitar solo from Sultans as the audio overlay - I just watched like 10 videos with it
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Insta algorithm has figured out I’m incapable of scrolling past any video with the Mark Knopfler guitar solo from Sultans as the audio overlay - I just watched like 10 videos with it
First of all, his cleats are sick
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First of all, his cleats are sick
Anybody know what this backpack sprayer thing is? Bama has had him on the field all season, spraying the player huddle during timeouts. Looks like he only sprays their legs/feet?
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Anybody know what this backpack sprayer thing is? Bama has had him on the field all season, spraying the player huddle during timeouts. Looks like he only sprays their legs/feet?
Ok chat - my GE under counter wine fridge is not fridging so I pulled it to take a look. Seems to be leaking some brown-ish fluid, and some has collected on the bottom service panel? Anybody know what’s up?
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ok chat - my GE under counter wine fridge is not fridging so I pulled it to take a look. Seems to be leaking some brown-ish fluid, and some has collected on the bottom service panel? Anybody know what’s up?
Me when my 10-yo is taking longer to tell me about the Taylor Swift movie than the movie itself
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me when my 10-yo is taking longer to tell me about the Taylor Swift movie than the movie itself
View from the wing - sunset over Port Charlotte on our descent into PBI
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
View from the wing - sunset over Port Charlotte on our descent into PBI
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
I went to my kid's Veteran's Day program today and did you know there's a Space Force battle hymn/fight song? It's in the same style as Anchor's Aweigh or the Marine Hymn, but not 150-years old so its very cringe.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I went to my kid's Veteran's Day program today and did you know there's a Space Force battle hymn/fight song? It's in the same style as Anchor's Aweigh or the Marine Hymn, but not 150-years old so its very cringe.
What a Saturday. Bama won. Tennessee and Auburn lost. My kid’s soccer team won 4-1 and it wasn’t that close. I’m watching My Morning Jacket on ACL with a Weller pour. No Fucking Kings flexing all over the country. Enjoying my smol wins this Saturday, hope you are doing the same.
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What a Saturday. Bama won. Tennessee and Auburn lost. My kid’s soccer team won 4-1 and it wasn’t that close. I’m watching My Morning Jacket on ACL with a Weller pour. No Fucking Kings flexing all over the country. Enjoying my smol wins this Saturday, hope you are doing the same.
Wait since when do you not have to throw the actual pitches on an intentional walk?
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Wait since when do you not have to throw the actual pitches on an intentional walk?
Tell me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize without telling me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tell me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize without telling me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize
I see you Moon, waning your gibbous
Tonight the moon is going to become 6.9% bigger than it's mean size.
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I see you Moon, waning your gibbous
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October 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Did a thirsty AI bot wrote this?
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Did a thirsty AI bot wrote this?
Roll Tide and Happy Gameday to those who celebrate.
September 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Roll Tide and Happy Gameday to those who celebrate.
Ready for game day. RTR
August 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ready for game day. RTR
This Grimsby Town / ManU PK fest is something. 25 PK's and counting....
August 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This Grimsby Town / ManU PK fest is something. 25 PK's and counting....
I just had to create an org chart for my single member, single employee LLC for a state license application, in case you're wondering how productive my morning is going.
August 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I just had to create an org chart for my single member, single employee LLC for a state license application, in case you're wondering how productive my morning is going.
Ahh yes, the annual week 1-3 stretch where the Spurs are at the top of the table. This must be what it’s like to be a City or Liverpool fan in May.
August 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ahh yes, the annual week 1-3 stretch where the Spurs are at the top of the table. This must be what it’s like to be a City or Liverpool fan in May.
A few of my faves from my work travel (heavy on the regionals here): DAB, TPA (overall #1), ILM, CHS, BZN, LBB. DEN and ATL for big airports, and AMS for internationals.
My home airport BHM is pretty solid, so long as your arrival gate is staffed when you land.
My home airport BHM is pretty solid, so long as your arrival gate is staffed when you land.
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A few of my faves from my work travel (heavy on the regionals here): DAB, TPA (overall #1), ILM, CHS, BZN, LBB. DEN and ATL for big airports, and AMS for internationals.
My home airport BHM is pretty solid, so long as your arrival gate is staffed when you land.
My home airport BHM is pretty solid, so long as your arrival gate is staffed when you land.
Got a wedding in Jackson Hole this weekend and the attire for one of the parties is Wyoming Casual. Fighting the urge to show up dressed as Lloyd from Yellowstone.
July 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Got a wedding in Jackson Hole this weekend and the attire for one of the parties is Wyoming Casual. Fighting the urge to show up dressed as Lloyd from Yellowstone.
If I were in congress, I’d hold a daily press conference called “What Constitutional Crisis is Trump Causing Today”. I would never let any of this be forgotten.
July 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If I were in congress, I’d hold a daily press conference called “What Constitutional Crisis is Trump Causing Today”. I would never let any of this be forgotten.
IDK what its called, but if you never want your shoelaces to come untied again (without knotting them), do the go-around-the-single-loop-through-the-hole method, but wrap around the loop twice before going through the hole to make the second loop.
Hell yeah brother new discourse entirely: adults who use bunny ears to tie their shoelaces have commitment issues
July 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
IDK what its called, but if you never want your shoelaces to come untied again (without knotting them), do the go-around-the-single-loop-through-the-hole method, but wrap around the loop twice before going through the hole to make the second loop.