Tabitha Blankenbiller
@tabithabee.bsky.social
The rise and fall of a Pacific Northwest Princess. 🌈
Substack: https://tabithablankenbiller.substack.com
Essays in Salon, Tin House, Electric Lit, etc.
Former columnist and teacher at Catapult
Substack: https://tabithablankenbiller.substack.com
Essays in Salon, Tin House, Electric Lit, etc.
Former columnist and teacher at Catapult
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment is Zelda’s Rogue One—in this essay, I will….
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment is Zelda’s Rogue One—in this essay, I will….
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had Nintendo validate the ship you’ve put 250,000 words and 2 years of your wild and precious life into in canon?
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had Nintendo validate the ship you’ve put 250,000 words and 2 years of your wild and precious life into in canon?
JUST SAYING my birthday weekend is AO3 drive weekend and I really want that mug...........
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October 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
JUST SAYING my birthday weekend is AO3 drive weekend and I really want that mug...........
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Got the fanart I’ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk 🥰
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Got the fanart I’ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk 🥰
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
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It’s never too early in the week to dissociate, divas
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s never too early in the week to dissociate, divas
Seeing a lot of stuff from people I used to know as a different person because 2014 was a lifetime ago, I guess?
I wonder what it was like to just gently move on before social media 🫠
I wonder what it was like to just gently move on before social media 🫠
October 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Seeing a lot of stuff from people I used to know as a different person because 2014 was a lifetime ago, I guess?
I wonder what it was like to just gently move on before social media 🫠
I wonder what it was like to just gently move on before social media 🫠
Why are the airport days when my writing is flowing like a damn TIDE the ones with absolutely zero delays, pure clockwork?
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why are the airport days when my writing is flowing like a damn TIDE the ones with absolutely zero delays, pure clockwork?
That thing where I am procrastinating on writing this chapter because I know someone's about to die.
September 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That thing where I am procrastinating on writing this chapter because I know someone's about to die.
I’m helping to host a fan theme week and someone I’m lucky to know posted this fanfic that left me sobbing uncontrollably at 1 am in an Indiana Courtyard by Marriott, and if that isn’t the actual power of literature I don’t know what we’re doing here.
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’m helping to host a fan theme week and someone I’m lucky to know posted this fanfic that left me sobbing uncontrollably at 1 am in an Indiana Courtyard by Marriott, and if that isn’t the actual power of literature I don’t know what we’re doing here.
My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle.
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle.
My child wants to know why tf it takes me so long to write a 140k word fanfic…
“You’re still working on that?!”
😒
“You’re still working on that?!”
😒
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My child wants to know why tf it takes me so long to write a 140k word fanfic…
“You’re still working on that?!”
😒
“You’re still working on that?!”
😒
If I win our local tea salon’s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/I’m a professional cosplayer 😂
September 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I win our local tea salon’s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/I’m a professional cosplayer 😂
Looks like I’ve got another 120k worth of fic to write 🫠
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Looks like I’ve got another 120k worth of fic to write 🫠
I know everything is bad BUT there’s new official Ganondorf concept art
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I know everything is bad BUT there’s new official Ganondorf concept art
I got an actually encouraging and thoughtful agent rejection for my novel today that made me feel something I’ve been missing all year…
Wanting to … keep trying…?
Wanting to … keep trying…?
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I got an actually encouraging and thoughtful agent rejection for my novel today that made me feel something I’ve been missing all year…
Wanting to … keep trying…?
Wanting to … keep trying…?
I'm trying to write on my front porch, but I think....I think I see a couple of slugs fucking...?
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OH MY GOD THESE SLUGS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING
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OH MY GOD THESE SLUGS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING
September 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I'm trying to write on my front porch, but I think....I think I see a couple of slugs fucking...?
....
OH MY GOD THESE SLUGS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING
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OH MY GOD THESE SLUGS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING
You know that essay you want to write but you know your family would read it and it would become A Thing and you don't want them to be sad because then you'll have to talk about it and you have too much going on for that?
September 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You know that essay you want to write but you know your family would read it and it would become A Thing and you don't want them to be sad because then you'll have to talk about it and you have too much going on for that?
Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account.
September 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account.
I think it’s nice when someone says “your fiction feels lived-in!” because it’s a compliment but also yes of course it should because I am thinking about these fucking characters and where they live and what tf they’re doing every waking moment and I need help please send some.
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I think it’s nice when someone says “your fiction feels lived-in!” because it’s a compliment but also yes of course it should because I am thinking about these fucking characters and where they live and what tf they’re doing every waking moment and I need help please send some.
What I don't think literary writers understand about fanfic is that if you do it long enough you start to get amazing regular readers who drop theoretical thinkpiece essay comments in response to your chapters and it is a joy like nothing else.
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What I don't think literary writers understand about fanfic is that if you do it long enough you start to get amazing regular readers who drop theoretical thinkpiece essay comments in response to your chapters and it is a joy like nothing else.
My daughter is running around the living room yelling about all of her K-Pop Demon Hunters ships, because apparently everyone is going to “smooch and get married.”
I guess she must have been switched at birth. 🙃
I guess she must have been switched at birth. 🙃
August 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My daughter is running around the living room yelling about all of her K-Pop Demon Hunters ships, because apparently everyone is going to “smooch and get married.”
I guess she must have been switched at birth. 🙃
I guess she must have been switched at birth. 🙃
We don’t talk enough about how hard it is to go from floating through a gothic library dressed as a queen for a cosplay shoot to replying to emails about managing the company Sharepoint. 😭💔
August 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We don’t talk enough about how hard it is to go from floating through a gothic library dressed as a queen for a cosplay shoot to replying to emails about managing the company Sharepoint. 😭💔
Put up some thoughts about writing The Sluttiest Slut on the Internet up on my Substack today.
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The audacity of women writing women on the internet
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August 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Put up some thoughts about writing The Sluttiest Slut on the Internet up on my Substack today.
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Still my favorite credit 🥹
Years and years ago (11!!) I published this “Games of My Youth” column from @tabithabee.bsky.social and Bob did the art and it was one of my fave things I got to help out out into the world.
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August 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Still my favorite credit 🥹
Good thing I wasn’t having a full crying breakdown in the grocery store because my daughter is starting kindergarten in two weeks. That would be so…embarrassing…
August 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Good thing I wasn’t having a full crying breakdown in the grocery store because my daughter is starting kindergarten in two weeks. That would be so…embarrassing…