Tabitha Blankenbiller
@tabithabee.bsky.social
The rise and fall of a Pacific Northwest Princess. 🌈
Substack: https://tabithablankenbiller.substack.com
Essays in Salon, Tin House, Electric Lit, etc.
Former columnist and teacher at Catapult
Substack: https://tabithablankenbiller.substack.com
Essays in Salon, Tin House, Electric Lit, etc.
Former columnist and teacher at Catapult
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had Nintendo validate the ship you’ve put 250,000 words and 2 years of your wild and precious life into in canon?
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had Nintendo validate the ship you’ve put 250,000 words and 2 years of your wild and precious life into in canon?
Got the fanart I’ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk 🥰
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Got the fanart I’ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk 🥰
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??
My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle.
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle.
If I win our local tea salon’s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/I’m a professional cosplayer 😂
September 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I win our local tea salon’s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/I’m a professional cosplayer 😂
Looks like I’ve got another 120k worth of fic to write 🫠
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Looks like I’ve got another 120k worth of fic to write 🫠
I know everything is bad BUT there’s new official Ganondorf concept art
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I know everything is bad BUT there’s new official Ganondorf concept art
Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account.
September 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account.
“Cartridge Lit!!! How are you…?”
June 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“Cartridge Lit!!! How are you…?”
Me: I don’t really have a type
Also me:
Also me:
June 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me: I don’t really have a type
Also me:
Also me:
Just thinking about how I have never received as much male attention as I did walking from Union Square to the Ferry Building in San Francisco carrying two gigantic Nintendo Store bags.
June 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just thinking about how I have never received as much male attention as I did walking from Union Square to the Ferry Building in San Francisco carrying two gigantic Nintendo Store bags.
The reason for the season.
April 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The reason for the season.
Was at a company workshop all week so coming back to this side of my life seems entirely appropriate.
March 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Was at a company workshop all week so coming back to this side of my life seems entirely appropriate.
Normalize the dog-whistles that broadcast to people what varietal of nerd you are vs. that you’re an evil fascist.
March 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Normalize the dog-whistles that broadcast to people what varietal of nerd you are vs. that you’re an evil fascist.
Hoisin-honey ribs 😍💕
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hoisin-honey ribs 😍💕
“Things are going great, I’ve definitely been putting my energy into the right areas and not avoiding anything.”
March 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Things are going great, I’ve definitely been putting my energy into the right areas and not avoiding anything.”
New emotional support sticker.
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
New emotional support sticker.
Taken last August when I was in Oslo.
February 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Taken last August when I was in Oslo.
Just in case you were wondering but didn’t know how to ask.
February 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just in case you were wondering but didn’t know how to ask.
New favorite shirt alert 🎉💕🙌🤡
February 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
New favorite shirt alert 🎉💕🙌🤡
I found my spouse the best Valentine’s Day card (even if I’d make some drastic title changes, but that’s okay! That is o-Kay.)
February 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I found my spouse the best Valentine’s Day card (even if I’d make some drastic title changes, but that’s okay! That is o-Kay.)
Found a VHS recording of my 2003 high school Midsummer Night's Dream production in which I played Titania and the convert-to-digital company emailed me the files today, and I'm feeling just like the lady in Titanic seeing her picture.
February 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Found a VHS recording of my 2003 high school Midsummer Night's Dream production in which I played Titania and the convert-to-digital company emailed me the files today, and I'm feeling just like the lady in Titanic seeing her picture.
INTERVIEW W/A VAMPIRE X CHAPPELL ROAN’S VMA PERFORMANCE
After saving the world, Princess Akira has retired to a quiet life w/her lady knight. Unfortunately, a resurrected totalitarian has other plans for her. Featuring afternoon tea as turn-based combat, shapeshifters,& lethal ballerinas. #questpit
After saving the world, Princess Akira has retired to a quiet life w/her lady knight. Unfortunately, a resurrected totalitarian has other plans for her. Featuring afternoon tea as turn-based combat, shapeshifters,& lethal ballerinas. #questpit
February 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
INTERVIEW W/A VAMPIRE X CHAPPELL ROAN’S VMA PERFORMANCE
After saving the world, Princess Akira has retired to a quiet life w/her lady knight. Unfortunately, a resurrected totalitarian has other plans for her. Featuring afternoon tea as turn-based combat, shapeshifters,& lethal ballerinas. #questpit
After saving the world, Princess Akira has retired to a quiet life w/her lady knight. Unfortunately, a resurrected totalitarian has other plans for her. Featuring afternoon tea as turn-based combat, shapeshifters,& lethal ballerinas. #questpit
Pick a selfie. Turn it B&W.
February 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Pick a selfie. Turn it B&W.