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Szyael, Contradiction Incarnate (He/They)
@szyael.bsky.social
~Stage Manager, Streamer, Tea Lover~Gay and Poly, the biggest Lich of the party~

Also it's pronounced Zile like File with a Z

Twitch.tv/Szyael
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Heyyy I know it's late, but in about 12 hours from now, I'll be having a BIRTHDAY SHUFFLER STREAM where *YOU* call the swaps!
Hope to see you there!
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February 16, 2026 at 8:44 AM
My stepmom made the Turducken of Banh Tét! Four different types of Banh Téts in one!!!
February 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Uhhggg working on Valentine’s Day… But at least I’m back poolside AND I’m being a bit of a… ‘ow duex you say… ~A THOT~

Not pictured: I’m also wearing electric blue pants with rips running down the leggy~
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Such a nice day working poolside, listening to the Clair Obscur OST, while working on REDACTED for my theatre’s next season~
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Let's go watch some Ravens in Ravenswatch! And it's open lobby so anyone who wants to take down the Baba Yaga can join us!

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] Open Lobby Watching Ravens! [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
HOLY FUCK Y'ALL DIABLO 2: RESURRECTED HAS GOT SOME NEW DLC AND WE HAVE THE WARLOCK CLASS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE ARE PLAYING DIABLO 2: RESURRECTED TONIGHT AND SUMMONING ALL THE DEMONS!!!

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] We have Resurrected Diablo 2: Resurrected via THE WARLOCK [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Multiplayer Munday ft. Ravenswatch! Come join us as we beat up the Baba Yaga in her own chicken home! We may be talking about some Sportsball Sunday but just the concert part, I don't DO sportsball...

LIVE NOW: twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] Multiplayer Munday Open Lobby: Ravenswatch! [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
TIL: my family is more cutthroat in Catan than we are in Mahjong, and we are already very cutthroat in Mahjong.
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Halftime show was amazing! Whelp, I’m done for the day~ See you next year for the Halftime show ft. Sportsball
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I don’t care about the Sportsball, go back to the Halftime Show!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Happy Sportsball Sunday yall!!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE

ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Uhhggg my graphics card has been crashing so much lately… PLEASE STAY ALIVE UNTIL THE PRICES GO DOWN!!!
February 7, 2026 at 8:57 AM
CAW CAW!!! That's the sound of us playing Ravenswatch tonight! We will eventually get to fighting Baba Yaga once we can beat easy mode without losing a feather! Come on by and help us out!

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] CAW CAW with friends and allies [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
#e33spoilers

Listening to “Beneath the Blue Tree” from Clair Obscur and I thought I heard something familiar… Looked up the lyrics and it’s almost literally “Dies Irae”! Lorien Testard, I need you carnally!

Also, there is a line from the song “Renoir” that just makes me wanna slap you
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Some super chill Hades 2 tonight~ Nothing too difficult of course, just some Vow of Rivals 4, playing with whatever weapon gives me the most gems, and everything will be according to the Fates' Whims... GGEZ

LIVE NOW: twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
Gaymer, Theatre Stage Manager, and Mythological/Occult Enthusiast who love to play the ocarina! I mainly play Chill Until They're NOT style games, like roguelites or mahjong.
twitch.tv
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's time for some Monster Hunter Monday as we ready ourselves to take down Arch-Tempered Jin Dahaad! We will also pepper the run with some Gogmazios or whatever else the peeps would like to tackle! As always, the rule of the game is floor is lava!

LIVE NOW: www.Twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] Monster Hunter Monday Hunting with Friends and Chat! [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
More Ravenswatch tonight as we battle against the Baba Yaga and her nightmares! Come join us for what is basically Nightreign but top down isometric like Hades!

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] Once Upon a Time... [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Uhhggg how does one deal with a moisturizer that feels heavy on the face??? Got a new one and it’s not it for me… I should have stuck with my fast absorbing one
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
We got a gaming double feature tonight!!! It's gonna start with some The King is Watching as I focus my Kingly Gayz upon my kingdom. Then we will swap to Monsters are Coming! Rock and Road as it got a new update with additional Worker Kings!

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] King is Watching and Monsters are Coming! [CC] !Ocarina !Pronouns
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January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
It's Mahjong Mahnday my Aunties!!! Come join us in the high octane action that is Mahjong and stay for the shit talking and swearing whenever someone loses. That someone is usually me vs the AI (Normal).

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
[18+] Mahjong Mahnday with Friends and Viewers! [CC] !Join !Mahjong !Ocarina !Pronouns
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January 27, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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daily FUCK ICE post
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Sometimes I really do wish I was better at MOBAs or something because WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEADLOCK (the valve game) LOOKS LIKE THIS???
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
And we are LIVE with some Elden Ring: Nightreign! I am loving the Scholar but for a scholar his GPA is like a 2.6... Which, to be fair, is the same as my high school GPA, BUT I AM A THEATRE ARTS MAJOR SO ITS FINE!

LIVE NOW: Twitch.tv/Szyael
Szyael - Twitch
Gaymer, Theatre Stage Manager, and Mythological/Occult Enthusiast who love to play the ocarina! I mainly play Chill Until They're NOT style games, like roguelites or mahjong.
Twitch.tv
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM