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I went to this city, some heretic chump with 6 arms mugged me and made me tell him if his bus was gonna be late.
April 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I went to this city, some heretic chump with 6 arms mugged me and made me tell him if his bus was gonna be late.
Just saw some guy selling Communion Wafer Oreo Cookies this has got to be blasphemy
April 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just saw some guy selling Communion Wafer Oreo Cookies this has got to be blasphemy
Im eating communion wafers loud as hell. shit is waking up the communicants. im abusing advil. my fit is trash too
April 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Im eating communion wafers loud as hell. shit is waking up the communicants. im abusing advil. my fit is trash too
He saw a McDonalds sign
🎵I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign🎵
March 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
He saw a McDonalds sign
He's gonna announce that they've made a Metachrist. They've turned Mike into a Metachirst and all audience members get to have one sip and one nibble.
If you're attending Adepticon this week, head on over to N-107 at 4pm today for Tuomas Pirinen's seminar about the past, present and future of Trench Crusade! He has something very exciting to share with you...
March 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He's gonna announce that they've made a Metachrist. They've turned Mike into a Metachirst and all audience members get to have one sip and one nibble.
The Wordle for tommorow is Christ, same as it has always been.
March 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Wordle for tommorow is Christ, same as it has always been.
According to the BIASED and FALSE news media I have been banned by every casino in New Antioch
March 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
According to the BIASED and FALSE news media I have been banned by every casino in New Antioch
Yes your allowed to "Yoke it" in New Antioch why did i just have 5 people ask me this
March 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Yes your allowed to "Yoke it" in New Antioch why did i just have 5 people ask me this
i hit that yoink sploinky in a way that you could not imagine. Divine approval for the way this shit hits
March 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i hit that yoink sploinky in a way that you could not imagine. Divine approval for the way this shit hits
hyping myself up to defend against this raid by remembering that I replaced that heretics Everclear and performance drugs with mouthwash and traditional herbs and spices.
March 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
hyping myself up to defend against this raid by remembering that I replaced that heretics Everclear and performance drugs with mouthwash and traditional herbs and spices.
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
Back at the Synod me and the boys set bets onto where this fuck is gonna show up, shit is RANCID against me. im thinking zebra or whoever is in charge of it is doing this to spite me.
++ HELLMOUTH OF THE NORTH ++
Art by Artem Demura
Since the Fall of Man, the borders between the worlds have been strained. When the perfect order of God was blighted by sin, it allowed creatures from Hell to escape their miserable domains. #trenchcrusade
Art by Artem Demura
Since the Fall of Man, the borders between the worlds have been strained. When the perfect order of God was blighted by sin, it allowed creatures from Hell to escape their miserable domains. #trenchcrusade
March 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Back at the Synod me and the boys set bets onto where this fuck is gonna show up, shit is RANCID against me. im thinking zebra or whoever is in charge of it is doing this to spite me.
these guys are pains in my asshole
Recruitment poster war is heating up in Trench Crusade!
Heretic Naval Raiders poster by Ryan Trioxin.
Heretic Naval Raiders poster by Ryan Trioxin.
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
these guys are pains in my asshole
Cain is the worlds first nepobaby. Dude was not even impressive enough to be "Best killer ever". didnt even work for it
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Cain is the worlds first nepobaby. Dude was not even impressive enough to be "Best killer ever". didnt even work for it
guy came up to me said "I'm the Joker Baby" and then waddled off. wtf?
March 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
guy came up to me said "I'm the Joker Baby" and then waddled off. wtf?
IM NOT CRINGE. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS.
March 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
IM NOT CRINGE. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS.
She has GOT to be cold.
March 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
She has GOT to be cold.
STOP SAYING ITS THE TOWER OF BABEL, ITS NOT THE SAME THING.
Si tu dis cette merde, je l'ai déjà entendue
Si tu dis cette merde, je l'ai déjà entendue
March 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
STOP SAYING ITS THE TOWER OF BABEL, ITS NOT THE SAME THING.
Si tu dis cette merde, je l'ai déjà entendue
Si tu dis cette merde, je l'ai déjà entendue
Hitting that Yoinky Sploinky will have dire and disastrous consequences for you.
March 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hitting that Yoinky Sploinky will have dire and disastrous consequences for you.
Why are their devil worshippers on my Meta-Christ Centric application? this seems improper.
March 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why are their devil worshippers on my Meta-Christ Centric application? this seems improper.
every single day i get some Yeoman asking if they can date the witchburners, BROTHER WHY WOULD I KNOW.
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
every single day i get some Yeoman asking if they can date the witchburners, BROTHER WHY WOULD I KNOW.
Fuck we got frogs again tmr. glad im not the firstborn #blessedbyourlordsandsavouirsmetachrist1-11
March 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fuck we got frogs again tmr. glad im not the firstborn #blessedbyourlordsandsavouirsmetachrist1-11
My fucking hot chocolate was late and cold. We should flay this guy.
March 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My fucking hot chocolate was late and cold. We should flay this guy.
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I’m waist deep in mud, I’m freezing half to death, everyone is sick all the time, and I have no idea if I’m going to die in the next five minutes. God I love the trenches. Trench is love, trench is life.
March 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m waist deep in mud, I’m freezing half to death, everyone is sick all the time, and I have no idea if I’m going to die in the next five minutes. God I love the trenches. Trench is love, trench is life.