Foolish Heretic. makes sense that you would be aghast at the beauty of proper Antioch produced weaponry look at its form, the majestic embossing and the what the fuck thats not a scope did they put a mezzuzah on the fucking piccitini rails?

How do you, a debased heretic, have holy texts?

Top 3 things to hand to this guy

1. an Engineering textbook (he will cry)
2. Amelia Badellia books
3. Your favourite fanfictions

DO NOT GIVE HIM
Infinite Jest. nothing bad happens he just gets REALLY annoying and invites you to poetry readings

Counterpoint: Castrado

Spiritually weak vessel. clearly you require chemical intoxicants to justify your own pitiful existance.

Eye of newt Spit of dog, whatever else they're cooking up. what did you expect?

Tabernak, C'est le troisième temps cette Semaine