Seizure Girl Tell Em
@synestheizure.bsky.social
They call me Coors, which isn't my name.
They call me a buddhist, which maybe idk.
They call me a rat and ain't have no cheese.
They call me a buddhist, which maybe idk.
They call me a rat and ain't have no cheese.
if an angel came down from heaven and told me first hand god was real I'd say "oh fuck this is a really bad seizure"
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
if an angel came down from heaven and told me first hand god was real I'd say "oh fuck this is a really bad seizure"
had a seizure for no reason, or at least no clearly identifiable trigger. now that I can't just say "oh well its just reflex Epilepsy" the whole thing is a lot scarier
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
had a seizure for no reason, or at least no clearly identifiable trigger. now that I can't just say "oh well its just reflex Epilepsy" the whole thing is a lot scarier
Goddamn having a seizure is humiliating. not even a TC just like a focal seizure. also why do so few people talk about how it fucks with your body. so sweaty and nauseous and tired now. I'm so hungry but I can't even eat
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Goddamn having a seizure is humiliating. not even a TC just like a focal seizure. also why do so few people talk about how it fucks with your body. so sweaty and nauseous and tired now. I'm so hungry but I can't even eat
coors banquet
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
coors banquet
well tbf Jim Rogan is Joe's good twin
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
well tbf Jim Rogan is Joe's good twin
Reposted by Seizure Girl Tell Em
"Like an elderly man whose powers are failing, the Habsburg Monarchy sought to recover its youth by a display of vitality...internal action had come to nothing; action in foreign affairs had to take its place."
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
"Like an elderly man whose powers are failing, the Habsburg Monarchy sought to recover its youth by a display of vitality...internal action had come to nothing; action in foreign affairs had to take its place."
Here's a poem about how I hate frontier
January 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Here's a poem about how I hate frontier
here's a poem I wrote about something vaguely cryptic
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
here's a poem I wrote about something vaguely cryptic
this is what its like to have a seizure. I've shown a few people this poem and one of the more common pieces of feedback is that its confusing and disjointed. I can only imagine what they think a seizure is like
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
this is what its like to have a seizure. I've shown a few people this poem and one of the more common pieces of feedback is that its confusing and disjointed. I can only imagine what they think a seizure is like
Open Source is a scheme by big freedom to get you to buy less software
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Open Source is a scheme by big freedom to get you to buy less software
I am a woman of many hats
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I am a woman of many hats
somewhat disheartening to see this sort of rhetoric as someone attempting to make a living as a freelance software engineer for sex toys
i think the worst new word of 2025 i started seeing used everywhere was “vibecoding”. please stay on linkedin with language like that
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
somewhat disheartening to see this sort of rhetoric as someone attempting to make a living as a freelance software engineer for sex toys
the other app complaining this is bad optics bc they're blind
June 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the other app complaining this is bad optics bc they're blind
reactionary man to progressive woman who hates him:
hii ahaha 🧶🐾🐱 bleh
i has a crush on u 💕💕
hii ahaha 🧶🐾🐱 bleh
i has a crush on u 💕💕
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
reactionary man to progressive woman who hates him:
hii ahaha 🧶🐾🐱 bleh
i has a crush on u 💕💕
hii ahaha 🧶🐾🐱 bleh
i has a crush on u 💕💕
Reposted by Seizure Girl Tell Em
this is the end of sensei
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this is the end of sensei
Google
Bad Year Subaru Forester:
Every forth year, except on those which would be exempt from leap year rules, and any odd year save for those multiples of three, the car may 'ignite' when braking.
Bad Year Honda CRV:
There are no bad years and a CRV can *Never die*. Honda loves you♥️
Bad Year Subaru Forester:
Every forth year, except on those which would be exempt from leap year rules, and any odd year save for those multiples of three, the car may 'ignite' when braking.
Bad Year Honda CRV:
There are no bad years and a CRV can *Never die*. Honda loves you♥️
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Google
Bad Year Subaru Forester:
Every forth year, except on those which would be exempt from leap year rules, and any odd year save for those multiples of three, the car may 'ignite' when braking.
Bad Year Honda CRV:
There are no bad years and a CRV can *Never die*. Honda loves you♥️
Bad Year Subaru Forester:
Every forth year, except on those which would be exempt from leap year rules, and any odd year save for those multiples of three, the car may 'ignite' when braking.
Bad Year Honda CRV:
There are no bad years and a CRV can *Never die*. Honda loves you♥️
why did they do this to the existing states
I love a good troll as much as anyone... but...
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
December 4, 2024 at 4:46 AM
why did they do this to the existing states
Who didn't have a historic presidency tho like idk man Harrison? Coolidge?
The United States and frankly the entire world were robbed of what could have been a truly historic Presidency.
December 4, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Who didn't have a historic presidency tho like idk man Harrison? Coolidge?
The French are ... based?,
1. In a major development, the first national consensus guidelines for trans youth have been released in France.
They recommend affirmation and medical care, denounce "wait and see."
They refute much of the Cass Review.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-french...
They recommend affirmation and medical care, denounce "wait and see."
They refute much of the Cass Review.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-french...
New French Guidelines Recommend Trans Youth Care, Denounce "Wait-And-See" Approach
The new guidelines, published by the French Society of Pediatric Endocrinology and Diabetology, create the first French national medical consensus on trans youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The French are ... based?,
Kill Disney
December 4, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Kill Disney
Me commenting on the new addition to my collection of white congressmen in shirts that are poorly fitted
EXCELLENT. We need every single one
🚨 Breaking: Adam Gray has defeated Republican incumbent John Duarte to win the US House Seat in California’s 13th District.
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Me commenting on the new addition to my collection of white congressmen in shirts that are poorly fitted