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Also, fuck you
Not coming back this time. Goodbye assholes
July 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I should just kill myself right now, I'm so fucking done with this. I hate you all. I hate me. I hate everything. Badbye, don't fucking dare respond to this with any kind of care, or I will hunt you down and murder you first, fuck you
July 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There will never be peace on Earth so long as humans inhabit it. This is a fucked up, corrupted beyond redemption, evil species to the core.
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Tempted to wax my legs so the hair will stay gone longer, which would probably actually be a long time since my leg hair seems to grow slower now. But then I would risk going Ultra Ingrown Hair Instinct, and I don't know if I can do it again.
July 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Maybe making a comedy routine out of mocking conservatism and fascism actually guts the seriousness, and removes the fear and terror we SHOULD feel.

While it's obvious why fascists would want Colbert's show to end, I can't help but feel that kind of routine really isn't reading the room right now.
July 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you feel you are being in any way forced to "take part in a fetish", or "affirm a delusion" by using a chosen name or pronouns, you have only revealed your fetish or delusion. Leave us out of it, pervert. It's not about sex, and it's not mentally ill to be who you are or dress how you want.
July 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I gift you a heart shaped pendant. You open the pendent to find two pictures of Babar, the cartoon elephant. You look confused, so I start to explain: "your long, droopy ears remind me of an elephant."

As soon as the words leave my mouth, I know it was the wrong words. The relationship is over.
July 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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"The NEC has also banned local party branches from passing motions which state they disagree with April’s Supreme Court judgment that the word sex in the Equality Act means biological sex and not self-identified gender."

This is just evil.

archive.is/202507152029...
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July 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Sylvie Hates You
I would be mortified if a concert camera caught me being a tech CEO.
July 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
An American flag for a profile picture follow me? You better believe that's a blockin'
July 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Just looking at my profile picture, which I think was only from a couple weeks ago, my under eye area has firmed up and lifted an incredible amount, wowza! I can definitely see the results, now. There are still visible bags, and they sometimes get dark, but they don't droop anywhere as low now.
July 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
There's not enough umami flavor in this.

"You want your mommy? I'm sorry, we can't help you with that."

No, I need more umami flavor!

"You need more of your mommy's flavor? That must be some mom you've got, I'd like to meet her myself!"

😩
July 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I look forward to the day when my boobs are either big enough to start hanging below their starting point, or the areolas stop puffing out so much, because I hate the triangular looking boobs I see from my perspective. I feel like a real life Lara Croft from the PS1 Tomb Raider.
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I finally have all of the ingredients together again that I can have tofu nuggies for dinner tomorrow, and I find myself looking quite forward to it. Maybe I'll lightly batter and bake some broccoli with it too, for a semi-healthy meal
July 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Why is the official bluesky account doing random prompts? Is this AI training or something? Yes, I'm THAT paranoid about all tech companies, especially social media.
July 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reposted by Sylvie Hates You
Clear-cutting forests linked to 18-fold increase in frequency and size of floods

phys.org/news/2025-07... via @physorg_com
Clear-cutting forests linked to 18-fold increase in frequency and size of floods
Clear-cutting can make catastrophic floods 18 times more frequent with effects lasting more than 40 years, according to a new UBC study.
phys.org
July 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Sylvie Hates You
i spent all day yesterday, and some of today, being hounded by blue maga bcos i think gavin newsom is a prick.

here he is jus outright stating he’s a fan of elon musk and thinks he’s a ‘genius’.

this’s who newsom is: a corporate lackey. he doesn’t care about you. he cares about corporate bucks.
Acknowledging that the billionaire who did a Nazi salute at the inauguration isn’t a cool guy you want to be friends with seems like it should be the absolute minimum qualification for membership in the opposition party.
July 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Sometimes, you gotta look back and see how far you've come. Something like 10 years ago, I was too shy and socially anxious to even write anything on social media or forums

Now you can't shut me up! Which is a double-edged sword, because with outspokenness comes haters. But haters don't shut me up
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Humans, what do you do when your maintenance panel falls off, and won't clip back on?
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I hate that any idiot can just write and publish a book, like a politician. Or that they can hire a ghost writer, and pretend it was them, because they have some political agenda to sell and are using their life story to sell it.
July 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's good, but we need to do much better.
🔆Solar power is a 'deep re-ordering' of the world’s energy system. Globally, roughly a third more power is being generated from the sun this spring than last, and our species is now putting up a gigawatt’s worth of solar panels every 15 hours. 🔆 archive.md/i6lle
archive.md
July 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don't think there are any active electrolysis places in my city anymore. Either that, or they have all erased their existence from the internet for reasons I cannot fathom. They used to exist, and had webpages. The business listings are all weird circular references to outdated information.
July 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM