Syd
@sydnopian.bsky.social
Presumably human until proven otherwise
Horticulture nerd, lover of mosses
Aries ♈️ 26
She/they/void
Horticulture nerd, lover of mosses
Aries ♈️ 26
She/they/void
✨girl dinner✨: six taquitos
November 15, 2023 at 12:29 AM
✨girl dinner✨: six taquitos
So far I have had alcoholic eggnog for dinner, and I love that for me
November 15, 2023 at 12:18 AM
So far I have had alcoholic eggnog for dinner, and I love that for me
No no, you see I said I *like* to dance, I never said I was *good* at it
November 12, 2023 at 3:19 PM
No no, you see I said I *like* to dance, I never said I was *good* at it
Be gay, do thoughtcrime
November 10, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Be gay, do thoughtcrime
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We’re all inches from financial ruin at any time thanks to an unstable job market, wildly fluctuating economy, and the constant threat of sudden ruinous medical debt. I want to shake every stupid columnist who is like WhY aReNt mIlLeNnIaLs HaViNg KiDs
November 10, 2023 at 6:19 AM
We’re all inches from financial ruin at any time thanks to an unstable job market, wildly fluctuating economy, and the constant threat of sudden ruinous medical debt. I want to shake every stupid columnist who is like WhY aReNt mIlLeNnIaLs HaViNg KiDs
Some good news for your skyline: my city (Portland, ME) voted to amend our city charter to use gender neutral language! We love to see it 🥰
November 8, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Some good news for your skyline: my city (Portland, ME) voted to amend our city charter to use gender neutral language! We love to see it 🥰
Thank you Bluesky user estrusflask for the best and most iconic roast I have seen in several months
November 7, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Thank you Bluesky user estrusflask for the best and most iconic roast I have seen in several months
“Sentenced to electric chair” LMAO WHAT
Early Superman is fucking awesome and would make a really good movie.
No aliens, no planet ending threat, just a really strong dude going around threatening factory owners and corrupt politicians lives, and throwing domestic abusers through walls.
No aliens, no planet ending threat, just a really strong dude going around threatening factory owners and corrupt politicians lives, and throwing domestic abusers through walls.
November 7, 2023 at 3:19 PM
“Sentenced to electric chair” LMAO WHAT
“What do you want for breakfast babe?” “Just fuck me up”
For a balanced breakfast, make sure you have a hearty bowl of FUCK ME UPS each morning
November 7, 2023 at 3:17 PM
“What do you want for breakfast babe?” “Just fuck me up”
Hot take: you can’t be pro-Ukraine and pro-Israel with the same set of values.
November 7, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Hot take: you can’t be pro-Ukraine and pro-Israel with the same set of values.
How is he so pretty?? 🥹
October 16, 2023 at 3:04 PM
How is he so pretty?? 🥹
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Complexion: Hairy
October 16, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Complexion: Hairy
I’m sorry but this is so funny to me
October 15, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I’m sorry but this is so funny to me
Me, getting three likes: wow a hit skeet
Separation of church and state: making another account to be horny on
October 14, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Me, getting three likes: wow a hit skeet
If anyone has advice for coping with the loss of a pet, it would be much appreciated
October 14, 2023 at 12:06 AM
If anyone has advice for coping with the loss of a pet, it would be much appreciated
Separation of church and state: making another account to be horny on
October 13, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Separation of church and state: making another account to be horny on
Today in corporate hell I was forced to learn about sportball in order to discuss ethics with my colleagues. When I tell you I hated that shit-
October 13, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Today in corporate hell I was forced to learn about sportball in order to discuss ethics with my colleagues. When I tell you I hated that shit-
I need to get drunk and sing karaoke. It’s been too long.
October 13, 2023 at 1:44 AM
I need to get drunk and sing karaoke. It’s been too long.
You’re telling me it’s STILL Wednesday?
October 11, 2023 at 7:01 PM
You’re telling me it’s STILL Wednesday?
I should add “professional cat masseuse” to my LinkedIn profile. It’s my true passion in life.
October 8, 2023 at 10:58 AM
I should add “professional cat masseuse” to my LinkedIn profile. It’s my true passion in life.
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carnivorous plant
September 27, 2023 at 5:01 AM
carnivorous plant
When I say “with all due respect”, I hope that you know what I really mean is none at all.
September 22, 2023 at 8:51 PM
When I say “with all due respect”, I hope that you know what I really mean is none at all.