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🤩 Go from ‘meh’ to ‘memorable’.

🚀 Helping tech brands and ambitious leaders grow with unforgettable content.

🏀 Marketing should be like a clean shot—simple and effective.

Founded by @borjatabe to bring precision-driven marketing strategies to life.
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Company social media missing shots like an airball?

Struggling to make your marketing game-winning?

Feel like you're stuck on the bench instead of dunking on your competition?

We're here to assist you in turning every shot into a score. We'll help you dominate the court.
Social media rule #1: The moment you figure out how a platform works, it changes.
May 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Them: "Hey, I'm not a social media expert, but..."

Social media manager:
May 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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There's nothing louder than a silent truth.

WWF didn't overload you with stats.

They made you look twice at cocoa, tuna, noodles, coffee... and see what lies beneath.

The face of a species that disappears with every purchase.

Your snack has a side effect.

Your habits have a habitat cost.
May 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
You haven't really worked in social media until a client says "just make it go viral" with a straight face.
May 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Marketing and Legal when it's time to "align" on the campaign.
May 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
POV: Client approves the social content with no revisions.
May 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The unofficial social media mantra: "No, the link in the Instagram caption doesn't work. Yes, I know. Yes, still."
April 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Without a doubt, the best thing about working in social media is that no one (absolutely no one) ever tells you how to do your job.
April 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Actual footage of a social media manager reviewing yesterday's metrics.
April 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me after responding 'Sounds good' to an email that ruined my day.
April 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The 5 stages of every marketing launch:

1️⃣ Denial: "We have months. No stress."
2️⃣ Procrastination: "Let's circle back next week."
3️⃣ Chaos: "Wait... why isn't anything done?"
4️⃣ Panic: "WE NEED MORE TIME!"
5️⃣ Launch day magic: "We did it. We are geniuses!"

Relatable? 👀
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"We need this to go viral."

Of course you do, Steve.

Because nothing gets people talking like… a product roadmap update.
April 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Being a social media manager means thinking in memes before words.

Yes, this is a skill.

Yes, I'm proud of it.
April 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You haven't really worked in social media until you've scheduled a post for the wrong client... and realized it five minutes too late.
April 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Working in marketing must be so much fun."
April 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Why did the SEO expert break up with PPC?

Because he wanted something organic and long-term.
April 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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What happens when a pencil brand borrows from Apple's playbook?

Faber-Castell hijacked one of Apple's most iconic campaigns (Shot on iPhone) and somehow made it even better.

Shot on Faber-Castell features hyperrealistic pencil drawings that, at first glance, look like high-resolution photographs.
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Repeat after me: B2B marketing doesn't have to be boring.
99% of B2B marketing is dry.
Scayle said: let's do the opposite.

Their latest ad is a fever dream of retro ad clichés, absurd enthusiasm and very fake doctors.
And it's outrageously good.

No jargon. No buzzwords. Just a clear message wrapped in chaotic creativity.

And guess what?
April 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Ever wonder what corporate speak really means? Here's your translation guide.

"Let's align on this" = You have to agree with me.
"It's a stretch goal" = This will never happen, but thanks for the effort.
"Let's circle back" = This will never be discussed again.
April 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Me waiting to be let into the Zoom meeting.
April 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
When Legal approves the caption of your social post without a single edit.
April 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
From now on this will be my new email intro:
"I hope this email dramatically changes the course of your day."
April 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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That black slice? Yes, it should have been smaller.

Viral posts are built on insights, not instincts.
March 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You share the 13th version of a social asset.
The feedback you get from your client:
March 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Want an SEO joke? I've got a high-ranking one for you.

An SEO marketer walks into a restaurant, diner, café, bistro, eatery, food joint, fine dining, casual dining, best restaurants near me...
March 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM