Kim
swirlingskirts.bsky.social
Kim
@swirlingskirts.bsky.social
It is genuinely suspicious behavior for nearby humans to have no reaction at all when my dog busts out 30 circus grade tricks in a row just ✨because.✨
April 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Someone just asked me if my bullet journal was the Bible 🤔
April 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I wave my cane and mutter "get off my lawn!" every time I see someone park in the grocery store order pickup spots and then go sauntering into the store. 😡
March 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Listening to NPR in the car these days is just asking to have a panic attack while driving, holy shit
March 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Are there any service dog handlers out there who have been through the IAADP public access test? Or even someone who works with the IAADP? I have some questions! #servicedog #servicedogs
March 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I tried not masking for a couple of months and I went from healthy for years in a row to back to back flus that have me bedridden. Is this what society was in such a rush for? I'm going back to masked life
February 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Last night's LARP was so incredible. My brain is still buzzing.
February 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This just in: Dog - named after palace so decadent it was considered immoral by the world - gets own jerky maker. Are millenials out of control? Full story at 11.
February 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A man stepped into the road and punched my car, knocking my right mirror askew for the rest of the drive, and cussed me out. I have the anxiety flop sweats. I can't even parse what happened. I am always so so anxious about the responsibility of operating a vehicle but I think he came at me??
January 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by Kim
Trump White House's first trans executive order is out. I'll be reading over it here and going through line by line to help you make sense of it.

You can find it here:

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
DEFENDING WOMEN FROM GENDER IDEOLOGY EXTREMISM AND RESTORING BIOLOGICAL TRUTH TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 7301 of title 5, United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ice cream for dinner because if there was any time to eat your feelings... The guy at the counter took one look at my coat over pajamas/unbrushed hair/extreme crying face statement outfit and gave me extra whip and rainbow sprinkles.
January 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i can't stop shaking
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I am not doing well
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
You know anytime a cake recipe just straight up calls for a pound of butter it's going to pop off
January 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My galaxy brain moment was letting my dog pick which trick to learn next by playing youtube videos of other dogs doing them and seeing which one she gets pumped for.
January 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Physical Therapy is just a bunch of exercises in a trench coat.
January 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Well that's a fun swing.
January 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Reposted by Kim
Getting this build of my game tested was such a mistake. It was completely bug free before I did that. Lesson learned.
January 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Ya'll it is apparently "national clean your desk day" and I could NOT be taking this as more aggressive permission.
January 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm just learning it's national bubble bath day. Do with this information what you must.
January 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Designer friends, what's your favorite program for mocking up phone apps? iPhone and android
January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Real surprised people are just now realizing that the RPR is "woke"

Where have ya'll been?
January 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I just sewed new buttons on my duvet cover, after meaning to and coping with half the buttons being missing for like 6 months.

I AM BECOME A DOMESTIC GODDESS.
December 30, 2024 at 10:57 PM
My dog Versailles is requesting to be taught a new trick. (She's a button dog, so she can verbally ask.) Anyone have a suggestion as to what she should learn next?
December 19, 2024 at 4:34 AM
More than half an hour of previews after showtime and no end in sight, I see why people don't come to cinemas anymore lol
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 AM