╚ ❛ { 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. } ❜ ╝
@sweetdorkasaurus.bsky.social
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✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)
𖥔 ⸰ 35 years old.
𖥔 ⸰ 6’3 sweetheart.
𖥔 ⸰ Sydney Police Force Constable.
𖥔 ⸰ Australia's favorite Golden Retriever.
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✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)
𖥔 ⸰ 35 years old.
𖥔 ⸰ 6’3 sweetheart.
𖥔 ⸰ Sydney Police Force Constable.
𖥔 ⸰ Australia's favorite Golden Retriever.
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Pinned
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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
📂 ── ✨ 🚨 ✨ ── 📂
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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
📂 ── ✨ 🚨 ✨ ── 📂
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❝ Is justice the absence of wrongdoing or the presence of accountability .ᐣ
... ... ...
Anyway,
I just spilled coffee in my lap.
Justice will have to wait five minutes. ❞
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❝ Is justice the absence of wrongdoing or the presence of accountability .ᐣ
... ... ...
Anyway,
I just spilled coffee in my lap.
Justice will have to wait five minutes. ❞
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April 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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❝ Is justice the absence of wrongdoing or the presence of accountability .ᐣ
... ... ...
Anyway,
I just spilled coffee in my lap.
Justice will have to wait five minutes. ❞
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❝ Is justice the absence of wrongdoing or the presence of accountability .ᐣ
... ... ...
Anyway,
I just spilled coffee in my lap.
Justice will have to wait five minutes. ❞
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❝ Why do people say ‘no offense’ right before saying the most offensive thing .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Why do people say ‘no offense’ right before saying the most offensive thing .ᐣ ❞
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April 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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❝ Why do people say ‘no offense’ right before saying the most offensive thing .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Why do people say ‘no offense’ right before saying the most offensive thing .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Good morning .ᐟ I hope today treats you kindly and your socks match on the first try. ❞ 👋🏻
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❝ Good morning .ᐟ I hope today treats you kindly and your socks match on the first try. ❞ 👋🏻
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April 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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❝ Good morning .ᐟ I hope today treats you kindly and your socks match on the first try. ❞ 👋🏻
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❝ Good morning .ᐟ I hope today treats you kindly and your socks match on the first try. ❞ 👋🏻
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Reposted by ╚ ❛ { 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. } ❜ ╝
April 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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❝ Legally speaking, pretty sure I’m obligated to ask about the whole ‘murdering a teenager’ thing...
Personally .ᐣ Love the cloak. Very powerful. ❞
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❝ Legally speaking, pretty sure I’m obligated to ask about the whole ‘murdering a teenager’ thing...
Personally .ᐣ Love the cloak. Very powerful. ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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❝ Legally speaking, pretty sure I’m obligated to ask about the whole ‘murdering a teenager’ thing...
Personally .ᐣ Love the cloak. Very powerful. ❞
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❝ Legally speaking, pretty sure I’m obligated to ask about the whole ‘murdering a teenager’ thing...
Personally .ᐣ Love the cloak. Very powerful. ❞
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❝ Respectfully, is that the Evil Queen .ᐣ As in, mirror mirror, poisoned apple, attempted regicide .ᐣ Just confirming I’m not just on too much coffee- ❞
💭 { ❛ 𝑆ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑. ❜ }
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❝ Respectfully, is that the Evil Queen .ᐣ As in, mirror mirror, poisoned apple, attempted regicide .ᐣ Just confirming I’m not just on too much coffee- ❞
💭 { ❛ 𝑆ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑. ❜ }
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April 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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❝ Respectfully, is that the Evil Queen .ᐣ As in, mirror mirror, poisoned apple, attempted regicide .ᐣ Just confirming I’m not just on too much coffee- ❞
💭 { ❛ 𝑆ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑. ❜ }
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❝ Respectfully, is that the Evil Queen .ᐣ As in, mirror mirror, poisoned apple, attempted regicide .ᐣ Just confirming I’m not just on too much coffee- ❞
💭 { ❛ 𝑆ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑. ❜ }
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❝ Do you ever wave at someone and realize they weren’t waving at you .ᐣ So you turn the wave into a hair fix, but then they see you do that and wave anyway -- and now you’re stuck in a loop of social confusion forever .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Do you ever wave at someone and realize they weren’t waving at you .ᐣ So you turn the wave into a hair fix, but then they see you do that and wave anyway -- and now you’re stuck in a loop of social confusion forever .ᐣ ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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❝ Do you ever wave at someone and realize they weren’t waving at you .ᐣ So you turn the wave into a hair fix, but then they see you do that and wave anyway -- and now you’re stuck in a loop of social confusion forever .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Do you ever wave at someone and realize they weren’t waving at you .ᐣ So you turn the wave into a hair fix, but then they see you do that and wave anyway -- and now you’re stuck in a loop of social confusion forever .ᐣ ❞
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𝐀 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫.
❝ Oh, that’s not good...
Absolutely terrifying.
... Are you okay .ᐣ Because
that just sounds awful. ❞
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𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.
❝ Uhh- Right. Constable Miranda Hilmarson. I work at the Sydney Police Force.
— You .ᐣ ❞
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𝐀 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫.
❝ Oh, that’s not good...
Absolutely terrifying.
... Are you okay .ᐣ Because
that just sounds awful. ❞
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𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.
❝ Uhh- Right. Constable Miranda Hilmarson. I work at the Sydney Police Force.
— You .ᐣ ❞
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“Kind of, but imagine it manifesting as a dark red substance that eventually drains you of all energy.
Some gloom forms into hands with eyes in concentrated masses. We have a problem with balances between positive and negative forces.
Hmmm… Who am I speaking with, by the way?”
Some gloom forms into hands with eyes in concentrated masses. We have a problem with balances between positive and negative forces.
Hmmm… Who am I speaking with, by the way?”
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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𝐀 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫.
❝ Oh, that’s not good...
Absolutely terrifying.
... Are you okay .ᐣ Because
that just sounds awful. ❞
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𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.
❝ Uhh- Right. Constable Miranda Hilmarson. I work at the Sydney Police Force.
— You .ᐣ ❞
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𝐀 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫.
❝ Oh, that’s not good...
Absolutely terrifying.
... Are you okay .ᐣ Because
that just sounds awful. ❞
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𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.
❝ Uhh- Right. Constable Miranda Hilmarson. I work at the Sydney Police Force.
— You .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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“As a matter of fact, yes! Many dragons exist in my homeworld. Some are considered guardians due to their elements being close to the goddesses.”
The horned entity nodded emphatically.
“But, you’d need to be careful. Dark forces like gloom exist. Then, there’s the blood moon.”
The horned entity nodded emphatically.
“But, you’d need to be careful. Dark forces like gloom exist. Then, there’s the blood moon.”
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❝ Oh. I see...
Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ
Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Oh. I see...
Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ
Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Fascinating .ᐟ And, wait - Gloom .ᐣ Like depression .ᐣ ❞
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Spookworm
No clue what happened yesterday, but, please, take your time.
And if you need anything, let me know, yeah? I’ll try and help as much as I can.
No clue what happened yesterday, but, please, take your time.
And if you need anything, let me know, yeah? I’ll try and help as much as I can.
Ranu
I think yesterday’s drama, and a bunch of outside factors, triggered me. I dissociated for the first time in who knows how long.
I think I need a break.
I think yesterday’s drama, and a bunch of outside factors, triggered me. I dissociated for the first time in who knows how long.
I think I need a break.
April 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Spookworm
No clue what happened yesterday, but, please, take your time.
And if you need anything, let me know, yeah? I’ll try and help as much as I can.
No clue what happened yesterday, but, please, take your time.
And if you need anything, let me know, yeah? I’ll try and help as much as I can.
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❝ Oh. I see...
Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ
Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Oh. I see...
Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ
Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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“Being magic is part of the nature of the world we’re from. It varies wildly depending on the world.
If it were legally binding, I’d have too much paperwork!”
If it were legally binding, I’d have too much paperwork!”
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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❝ Oh. I see...
Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ
Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Oh. I see...
Another world, huh .ᐣ Wow.
I’d honestly 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 to live in a place where magic exists .ᐟ
Do you have dragons .ᐣ ❞
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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❝ This app is… weird. But nice. Some of you are magic .ᐣ Is that legally binding .ᐣ ❞
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Reposted by ╚ ❛ { 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. } ❜ ╝
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❝ This is Constable Miranda Hilmarson, reporting for... vibes -- I guess .ᐣ ... Hi .ᐟ ❞
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❝ This is Constable Miranda Hilmarson, reporting for... vibes -- I guess .ᐣ ... Hi .ᐟ ❞
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April 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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❝ This is Constable Miranda Hilmarson, reporting for... vibes -- I guess .ᐣ ... Hi .ᐟ ❞
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❝ This is Constable Miranda Hilmarson, reporting for... vibes -- I guess .ᐣ ... Hi .ᐟ ❞
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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
📂 ── ✨ 🚨 ✨ ── 📂
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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
📂 ── ✨ 🚨 ✨ ── 📂
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April 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
📂 ── ✨ 🚨 ✨ ── 📂
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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭.
📂 ── ✨ 🚨 ✨ ── 📂
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