Mike Schmidt 2
@secondnightguard.bsky.social
Ghost children possessing giant robots. Again. (Parody, not affiliated with Scott Cawthon, Blumhouse and Universal, or the original Mike account | LEWD DNI)
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sequelitis
Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.
Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.
June 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
sequelitis
Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.
Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.
Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.
May 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.
They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.
May 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.
... Freddy's.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
... Freddy's.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
Kids can always get killed by normal people, even without animatronics that don't follow any safety regulations. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt, mostly because I really really hope your history is better than ours.
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kids can always get killed by normal people, even without animatronics that don't follow any safety regulations. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt, mostly because I really really hope your history is better than ours.
... Ooooookay, I feel like I just stepped into a competition I didn't know existed...
... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.
... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.
May 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
... Ooooookay, I feel like I just stepped into a competition I didn't know existed...
... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.
... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.
... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.
May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.
Everyone has pizza. Half of the people I know are associated with bear robot hell world.
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Everyone has pizza. Half of the people I know are associated with bear robot hell world.
Reposted by Mike Schmidt 2
▀▄▀▄ M.X.E.S - RP ACCOUNT ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
◾Open to interaction.
◾ Not always nice, this is in-character, not personal.
◾ Setting: AR/VR | Normal | Ruined Pizzaplex | Between the code
◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror.
◾ He/Him | Bi, but gay leaning.
◾Open to interaction.
◾ Not always nice, this is in-character, not personal.
◾ Setting: AR/VR | Normal | Ruined Pizzaplex | Between the code
◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror.
◾ He/Him | Bi, but gay leaning.
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
▀▄▀▄ M.X.E.S - RP ACCOUNT ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
◾Open to interaction.
◾ Not always nice, this is in-character, not personal.
◾ Setting: AR/VR | Normal | Ruined Pizzaplex | Between the code
◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror.
◾ He/Him | Bi, but gay leaning.
◾Open to interaction.
◾ Not always nice, this is in-character, not personal.
◾ Setting: AR/VR | Normal | Ruined Pizzaplex | Between the code
◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror.
◾ He/Him | Bi, but gay leaning.
I think I need to eat something besides buttered popcorn. But popcorn is so cheap...
May 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I think I need to eat something besides buttered popcorn. But popcorn is so cheap...
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... huh. Fair point. Sometimes I forget about the differences.
Well, that never really happened to me.
You know what happens when the power goes out.
May 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
... huh. Fair point. Sometimes I forget about the differences.
You know what happens when the power goes out.
Oh, come on!
Power outage.
May 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You know what happens when the power goes out.
Power outage.
Imagine crashing out. Couldn’t be me.
May 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Power outage.
Reposted by Mike Schmidt 2
"I... AM STEVE."
Steve has lit the portal into Bluesky!
Steve has lit the portal into Bluesky!
a man in a blue shirt is dancing in a field with the word kepler on the bottom left
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is dancing in a field with the word kepler on the bottom left
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May 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I... AM STEVE."
Steve has lit the portal into Bluesky!
Steve has lit the portal into Bluesky!
Reposted by Mike Schmidt 2
" ... From one blue-animal place to another.
Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "
Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
" ... From one blue-animal place to another.
Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "
Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "
Reposted by Mike Schmidt 2
No issue. You're the one who got hit by a car.
(He settles into the chair.)
Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?
(He settles into the chair.)
Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?
Ah, right. Guess I’ll just have to look it up on my own time then. Still appreciate it, man.
I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.
April 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
No issue. You're the one who got hit by a car.
(He settles into the chair.)
Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?
(He settles into the chair.)
Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?
I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.
Well, why not say that then? You know what, nevermind. I get that feeling a lot too.
Uh, can’t we just watch the show online? Surely there’s episodes of it online.
Uh, can’t we just watch the show online? Surely there’s episodes of it online.
... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.
April 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.
... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.
Wow. It really does sound like a war. I definitely do not wanna be in a comatose state. Guess it’s the late night stuff then.
It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.
April 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.
It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.
Huh. Sounds interesting. Might have to check it out.
Vampire family issues. I think half the reason I started watching it is because the vampire guy has blue skin and it was visually distinct.
April 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.