Mike Schmidt
@tirednightguard.bsky.social
Ghost children possessing giant robots? (Parody/RP, not affiliated with anyone | Writer is a minor | LEWD DNI)
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I have no clue on where I am. Can someone help?
September 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I have no clue on where I am. Can someone help?
Okay. I may have slept for a bit longer.
September 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Okay. I may have slept for a bit longer.
I guess things have taken a weird route.
some thimg 𝔀𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓭 just hapenned....
September 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I guess things have taken a weird route.
[Mike was just walking on and about. It seemed like he was unaware to what was going on, he was just heading to a local diner to get some takeout food.]
Alright. Just gotta get my order. I should’ve just drove instead but hey, at least it’s nice out.
[Though, his order wasn’t ready yet so he+
Alright. Just gotta get my order. I should’ve just drove instead but hey, at least it’s nice out.
[Though, his order wasn’t ready yet so he+
>>
Minako wasn't thet much better than Usagi. Makoto might be the only hope for those two beyond herself.
... Which elicited a sigh from the sailor scout. How on earth was this the case...
Pulling her laptop out and activating the program Setsuna made, she took a quick scan of the area.
Minako wasn't thet much better than Usagi. Makoto might be the only hope for those two beyond herself.
... Which elicited a sigh from the sailor scout. How on earth was this the case...
Pulling her laptop out and activating the program Setsuna made, she took a quick scan of the area.
September 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[Mike was just walking on and about. It seemed like he was unaware to what was going on, he was just heading to a local diner to get some takeout food.]
Alright. Just gotta get my order. I should’ve just drove instead but hey, at least it’s nice out.
[Though, his order wasn’t ready yet so he+
Alright. Just gotta get my order. I should’ve just drove instead but hey, at least it’s nice out.
[Though, his order wasn’t ready yet so he+
Stop lying. She’s pretty.
SHE KINDA [Ugly] AS A LIGHTNER
September 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Stop lying. She’s pretty.
You know what? Good for you.
[ Drunk off her fucking ass ] Ouuhghhh ssstupid sexy Spamton
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You know what? Good for you.
No. It’s cheeseburger.
*Cheeseburber.
You mean cheeseburger, right?
September 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No. It’s cheeseburger.
You mean cheeseburger, right?
September 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You mean cheeseburger, right?
What?
“Mike crank that soulja boy”
*Silly*
*Silly*
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What?
I’ve gotten a bunch of injuries that could possibly kill me at Freddy’s but I didn’t.
Guess you can say I’m good at cheating death.
Guess you can say I’m good at cheating death.
September 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’ve gotten a bunch of injuries that could possibly kill me at Freddy’s but I didn’t.
Guess you can say I’m good at cheating death.
Guess you can say I’m good at cheating death.
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dark.
I will take advantage of this if you let me tag you in random posts teehee
I will take advantage of this if you let me tag you in random posts teehee
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
dark.
I will take advantage of this if you let me tag you in random posts teehee
I will take advantage of this if you let me tag you in random posts teehee
Oh. Then who are you talking to exactly?
⠀
⠀⠀⠀[ i am NOT talking to you . ]
⠀⠀⠀[ i am NOT talking to you . ]
What? What does this mean?
September 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh. Then who are you talking to exactly?
What? What does this mean?
⠀
⠀⠀⠀[ pack it up 、non-skittle squad . ]
⠀⠀⠀[ pack it up 、non-skittle squad . ]
September 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What? What does this mean?
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balloon
Sorry I’ve been really inactive here I recently joined back parody twitter if you wanna follow me there then my handle is @tirednightguard
Sorry I’ve been really inactive here I recently joined back parody twitter if you wanna follow me there then my handle is @tirednightguard
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
balloon
Sorry I’ve been really inactive here I recently joined back parody twitter if you wanna follow me there then my handle is @tirednightguard
Sorry I’ve been really inactive here I recently joined back parody twitter if you wanna follow me there then my handle is @tirednightguard
Still. A death trap’s a death trap.
a FUN death trap
This is just a death trap.
September 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Still. A death trap’s a death trap.
This is just a death trap.
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is just a death trap.
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I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.
September 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.
I know.
Mike! You're famous!
I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I know.
I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.
September 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good afternoon.
September 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good afternoon.
Yeah. The green haired boy did it on accident.
Uh, he punched it after it made a loud noise.
Uh, he punched it after it made a loud noise.
WH—
HUH?????
HUH?????
Your toaster broke.
It wasn’t me.
It wasn’t me.
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Yeah. The green haired boy did it on accident.
Uh, he punched it after it made a loud noise.
Uh, he punched it after it made a loud noise.