Mike Schmidt 2
@secondnightguard.bsky.social
Ghost children possessing giant robots. Again. (Parody, not affiliated with Scott Cawthon, Blumhouse and Universal, or the original Mike account | LEWD DNI)
Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.
May 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.
They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.
May 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.
... Freddy's.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
... Freddy's.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.
May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.
I need to consider whether or not I have enough food at home to counteract the munchies.
... which I will get. Even if the amount is low. Trust me on that.
... which I will get. Even if the amount is low. Trust me on that.
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I need to consider whether or not I have enough food at home to counteract the munchies.
... which I will get. Even if the amount is low. Trust me on that.
... which I will get. Even if the amount is low. Trust me on that.
This isn't one of those... "Forever Weed Brownies", is it?
April 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This isn't one of those... "Forever Weed Brownies", is it?
I saw some kind ofcat outside my house and I don't know if it's safe to leave food out for it or not. It looked like this, does anyone own it or is it a stray?
April 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I saw some kind ofcat outside my house and I don't know if it's safe to leave food out for it or not. It looked like this, does anyone own it or is it a stray?
Oh, y'know. Taking life one very paranoid step at a time. I saw a suited up mascot guy holding a sign at the insurance shop yesterday and had to take a moment to breathe quietly.
April 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oh, y'know. Taking life one very paranoid step at a time. I saw a suited up mascot guy holding a sign at the insurance shop yesterday and had to take a moment to breathe quietly.
I'm allowed to hope, at least...
April 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I'm allowed to hope, at least...
There is definitely not two mimics.
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
There is definitely not two mimics.
... no?
(He does not at all sound certain.)
(He does not at all sound certain.)
April 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
... no?
(He does not at all sound certain.)
(He does not at all sound certain.)
... did I say two? My mistake. There's only one of them around and we should ignore the possibility that there are multiple mimics.
April 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
... did I say two? My mistake. There's only one of them around and we should ignore the possibility that there are multiple mimics.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.
April 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.
Apparently the dude lived, actually. Someone says he's been dming them for a while after the fact... until he had a weird dream about one of the characters in the game talking to him directly, then he stopped dming, so maybe he did die.
April 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Apparently the dude lived, actually. Someone says he's been dming them for a while after the fact... until he had a weird dream about one of the characters in the game talking to him directly, then he stopped dming, so maybe he did die.
... "Watch the sky"... "assassin that kills you if you don't move, so you have to play the game perpetually"... "the sky in the game becomes the real night sky, moving and everything"... oh. Someone got kicked off the forum for saying they saw the assassin in the unmodded game, and... in real life.
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
... "Watch the sky"... "assassin that kills you if you don't move, so you have to play the game perpetually"... "the sky in the game becomes the real night sky, moving and everything"... oh. Someone got kicked off the forum for saying they saw the assassin in the unmodded game, and... in real life.
... RIght, this is looking like another 'evil version of a video game' one... something about a mod called JVK.
(He pages through the horror story a little at a time.)
... and some kind of sky cult.
(He pages through the horror story a little at a time.)
... and some kind of sky cult.
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
... RIght, this is looking like another 'evil version of a video game' one... something about a mod called JVK.
(He pages through the horror story a little at a time.)
... and some kind of sky cult.
(He pages through the horror story a little at a time.)
... and some kind of sky cult.
(He scoots in fast enough that, hopefully, no one really questions the two of them being two. He slides into the computer chair with the ease of someone who has sat in this chair at least five times before.)
Oooookay. Ever heard of Morrowind? Says it came before Skyrim, I know that one.
Oooookay. Ever heard of Morrowind? Says it came before Skyrim, I know that one.
April 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
(He scoots in fast enough that, hopefully, no one really questions the two of them being two. He slides into the computer chair with the ease of someone who has sat in this chair at least five times before.)
Oooookay. Ever heard of Morrowind? Says it came before Skyrim, I know that one.
Oooookay. Ever heard of Morrowind? Says it came before Skyrim, I know that one.
Okay, gratitude rescinded.
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Okay, gratitude rescinded.
Yep.
(Batman-style transition frame.)
It's this one. Small, I know, but the computer here works okay and no one really questions me if I use it for three hours straight.
(Batman-style transition frame.)
It's this one. Small, I know, but the computer here works okay and no one really questions me if I use it for three hours straight.
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yep.
(Batman-style transition frame.)
It's this one. Small, I know, but the computer here works okay and no one really questions me if I use it for three hours straight.
(Batman-style transition frame.)
It's this one. Small, I know, but the computer here works okay and no one really questions me if I use it for three hours straight.
No, I'm serious, this is a wig, we don't even have the same hair.
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No, I'm serious, this is a wig, we don't even have the same hair.
... well, even if they find two nearly identical people strange, they won't turn us away from a public library, right?
April 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
... well, even if they find two nearly identical people strange, they won't turn us away from a public library, right?
I am a different person. I am a different person. I am a -
April 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am a different person. I am a different person. I am a -
This is DEFINITELY NOT MITOSIS.
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is DEFINITELY NOT MITOSIS.
Not saying I want that, either. Just stating the possibility.
April 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Not saying I want that, either. Just stating the possibility.