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MORE FERAL FIELD NOTES AT instagram.com/supersmashcache
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REINTRODUCTION!
I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.
My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com
TY for your support 🙏🙌✨
I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.
My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com
TY for your support 🙏🙌✨
Vanilla: dry humping
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Vanilla: dry humping
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
I CRIED IN INDIVIDUAL THERAPY FOR THE FIRST TIME 🥳✨ IT ONLY TOOK ME 8 YEARS (1 YEAR WITH THIS PARTICULAR THERAPIST)
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I CRIED IN INDIVIDUAL THERAPY FOR THE FIRST TIME 🥳✨ IT ONLY TOOK ME 8 YEARS (1 YEAR WITH THIS PARTICULAR THERAPIST)
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That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted.
‘Add blood, forced smile’:
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’:
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viral
The ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
!! Sterilization and STI testing are totally covered by my insurance (and other ACA insurance plans) !!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
!! Sterilization and STI testing are totally covered by my insurance (and other ACA insurance plans) !!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
🐸🍵 Realizing how many dramatic family secrets I have been trusted with, even though I just kind of mind my own business
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
🐸🍵 Realizing how many dramatic family secrets I have been trusted with, even though I just kind of mind my own business
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The narrative of polyamorous folks wanting to 'recruit' or 'convert' monog people is particularly hilarious to me, given how many poly people I know who flat-out refuse to date folks who are new to the scene. There are some classic rookie mistakes that some of us are too old & grumpy to deal with!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The narrative of polyamorous folks wanting to 'recruit' or 'convert' monog people is particularly hilarious to me, given how many poly people I know who flat-out refuse to date folks who are new to the scene. There are some classic rookie mistakes that some of us are too old & grumpy to deal with!!
Me at 28: I have lived a good life and left enough of a legacy. It would be okay if I expired soon
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Me at 28: I have lived a good life and left enough of a legacy. It would be okay if I expired soon
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
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You either die a hero or live long enough to be flagged as AI—insult added to the injury of having your work stolen.
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You either die a hero or live long enough to be flagged as AI—insult added to the injury of having your work stolen.
✋🤨😬 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
✋🤨😬 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
Reminder: refraining from comments about someone's body isn't just about that moment
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reminder: refraining from comments about someone's body isn't just about that moment
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
My dad: "I used to hate black cats, but now I like them"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My dad: "I used to hate black cats, but now I like them"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
Sometimes I say "I'm just doing the bare minimum tonight: reply to an email, work out, eat, and gun practice"...
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sometimes I say "I'm just doing the bare minimum tonight: reply to an email, work out, eat, and gun practice"...
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
I might have a cat soon!
A stray cat has been sleeping in the sunroom the past few days
I gave them tuna a few times
And today, they SAT BY THE GLASS DOOR to chill next to me 🥹🥹
(I didn’t want to risk startling them, so no door opening yet)
I consider this progress
A stray cat has been sleeping in the sunroom the past few days
I gave them tuna a few times
And today, they SAT BY THE GLASS DOOR to chill next to me 🥹🥹
(I didn’t want to risk startling them, so no door opening yet)
I consider this progress
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I might have a cat soon!
A stray cat has been sleeping in the sunroom the past few days
I gave them tuna a few times
And today, they SAT BY THE GLASS DOOR to chill next to me 🥹🥹
(I didn’t want to risk startling them, so no door opening yet)
I consider this progress
A stray cat has been sleeping in the sunroom the past few days
I gave them tuna a few times
And today, they SAT BY THE GLASS DOOR to chill next to me 🥹🥹
(I didn’t want to risk startling them, so no door opening yet)
I consider this progress
What a wonderful day to lock my phone and not respond to social media comments about women being "less visual than men" or less horny or not being turned on by seeing a hot guy with a pretty dick.
Even if it was true of average women or most women, I am not an average woman, and I am not most women
Even if it was true of average women or most women, I am not an average woman, and I am not most women
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
What a wonderful day to lock my phone and not respond to social media comments about women being "less visual than men" or less horny or not being turned on by seeing a hot guy with a pretty dick.
Even if it was true of average women or most women, I am not an average woman, and I am not most women
Even if it was true of average women or most women, I am not an average woman, and I am not most women
Today, I learned that my family size is extreme even by early Vietnamese standards
A family with 6 kids was normal back then
9 or 10 is definitely a lot but not unheard of
And families with 14+ kids have more survivors to tell the tales
A family with 6 kids was normal back then
9 or 10 is definitely a lot but not unheard of
And families with 14+ kids have more survivors to tell the tales
My dad was the youngest of 10 siblings and my mom the middle of 9 lol they probably thought the whole family was disgustingly fertile
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today, I learned that my family size is extreme even by early Vietnamese standards
A family with 6 kids was normal back then
9 or 10 is definitely a lot but not unheard of
And families with 14+ kids have more survivors to tell the tales
A family with 6 kids was normal back then
9 or 10 is definitely a lot but not unheard of
And families with 14+ kids have more survivors to tell the tales
My phone speaker no longer works, which makes it easier to avoid videos on social media
I've been needing to step away anyway
Idk. I also never got into "talk to the camera for shortform videos that stop the scroll" as a default because I can read way faster than someone can talk
#ADHDlife #PDA
I've been needing to step away anyway
Idk. I also never got into "talk to the camera for shortform videos that stop the scroll" as a default because I can read way faster than someone can talk
#ADHDlife #PDA
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Happy Moo-rrow Monday everyone!! 💕🐮
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Happy Moo-rrow Monday everyone!! 💕🐮
My parents really got in my face about not getting pregnant ever since I was 13 — not realizing that my brother's isotretinoin (Accutane) pamphlets were enough to spook me.
(I also didn't do full-on PIV until like a week before I turned 18. So... I was punished for a whole lot of nothing.)
(I also didn't do full-on PIV until like a week before I turned 18. So... I was punished for a whole lot of nothing.)
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My parents really got in my face about not getting pregnant ever since I was 13 — not realizing that my brother's isotretinoin (Accutane) pamphlets were enough to spook me.
(I also didn't do full-on PIV until like a week before I turned 18. So... I was punished for a whole lot of nothing.)
(I also didn't do full-on PIV until like a week before I turned 18. So... I was punished for a whole lot of nothing.)
The winner has been DMed! TY for your support 💕
The We-Vibe Chorus Pro was made to hug the clit and G-spot, delivering hands-free vibration during intercourse
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December 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The winner has been DMed! TY for your support 💕
Today I learned that I almost got my paternal grandma's last name bc she and my dad's dad were together but not on the record as married when she had their first eight kids
And also, my dad got his dad's mom's last name. Something about family drama and elders not approving of the marriage.
And also, my dad got his dad's mom's last name. Something about family drama and elders not approving of the marriage.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today I learned that I almost got my paternal grandma's last name bc she and my dad's dad were together but not on the record as married when she had their first eight kids
And also, my dad got his dad's mom's last name. Something about family drama and elders not approving of the marriage.
And also, my dad got his dad's mom's last name. Something about family drama and elders not approving of the marriage.
"Crazy cat lady" does have roots in a very real, harmful behavior: animal hoarding
Most animal hoarding involves cats, and most animal hoarders are women
Those people and their pets deserve compassion
But also, the compulsion is obvi very different from women who just ... enjoy cats' company
Most animal hoarding involves cats, and most animal hoarders are women
Those people and their pets deserve compassion
But also, the compulsion is obvi very different from women who just ... enjoy cats' company
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Crazy cat lady" does have roots in a very real, harmful behavior: animal hoarding
Most animal hoarding involves cats, and most animal hoarders are women
Those people and their pets deserve compassion
But also, the compulsion is obvi very different from women who just ... enjoy cats' company
Most animal hoarding involves cats, and most animal hoarders are women
Those people and their pets deserve compassion
But also, the compulsion is obvi very different from women who just ... enjoy cats' company
"Polyamory is detrimental to the humans because it leads to more STIs and harmful mutations" is a historically illiterate take
Before MODERN MEDICINE, humans died of parasites, GI diseases, childbirth, sepsis, malnutrition.
STIs were NOTHING compared to smallpox, cholera, TB, malaria, plague.
Before MODERN MEDICINE, humans died of parasites, GI diseases, childbirth, sepsis, malnutrition.
STIs were NOTHING compared to smallpox, cholera, TB, malaria, plague.
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Polyamory is detrimental to the humans because it leads to more STIs and harmful mutations" is a historically illiterate take
Before MODERN MEDICINE, humans died of parasites, GI diseases, childbirth, sepsis, malnutrition.
STIs were NOTHING compared to smallpox, cholera, TB, malaria, plague.
Before MODERN MEDICINE, humans died of parasites, GI diseases, childbirth, sepsis, malnutrition.
STIs were NOTHING compared to smallpox, cholera, TB, malaria, plague.
Me when I'm too sad to be horny: "Are you okay, dude?"
Me when I'm too horny to be sad: "Are you okay, dude?"
Me when I'm too horny to be sad: "Are you okay, dude?"
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me when I'm too sad to be horny: "Are you okay, dude?"
Me when I'm too horny to be sad: "Are you okay, dude?"
Me when I'm too horny to be sad: "Are you okay, dude?"
The assumption of the vagina DESTROYED BY MONSTER COCK is just funny to me
I've inserted items bigger than soda cans. I've cracked a finger inside me
I've had a partner struggle to get a finger in. I've had period blood not come out unless I relaxed
Strong and tight but adaptable is a real thing
I've inserted items bigger than soda cans. I've cracked a finger inside me
I've had a partner struggle to get a finger in. I've had period blood not come out unless I relaxed
Strong and tight but adaptable is a real thing
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The assumption of the vagina DESTROYED BY MONSTER COCK is just funny to me
I've inserted items bigger than soda cans. I've cracked a finger inside me
I've had a partner struggle to get a finger in. I've had period blood not come out unless I relaxed
Strong and tight but adaptable is a real thing
I've inserted items bigger than soda cans. I've cracked a finger inside me
I've had a partner struggle to get a finger in. I've had period blood not come out unless I relaxed
Strong and tight but adaptable is a real thing
The We-Vibe Chorus Pro was made to hug the clit and G-spot, delivering hands-free vibration during intercourse
Want one? Follow me, like this post, leave a comment telling me what you've been doing for self-care.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The We-Vibe Chorus Pro was made to hug the clit and G-spot, delivering hands-free vibration during intercourse
Want one? Follow me, like this post, leave a comment telling me what you've been doing for self-care.
I'll pick someone at random to send this vibe to 🌸
Want one? Follow me, like this post, leave a comment telling me what you've been doing for self-care.
I'll pick someone at random to send this vibe to 🌸