Blind Barney Shortbread
@sunshinechimbo.bsky.social
Cranking numbers like it's my job or something
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You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
Landlords gave us minimum legal notice that they won't let us renew our lease or at any other units because we insisted they fix out kitchen sink. Wish I was joking, thanks for upending our lives bootlickers
August 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Landlords gave us minimum legal notice that they won't let us renew our lease or at any other units because we insisted they fix out kitchen sink. Wish I was joking, thanks for upending our lives bootlickers
Whenever I see someone hiking, I think 'that white man needs some real problems'
But luckily hes out looking for bears
But luckily hes out looking for bears
July 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Whenever I see someone hiking, I think 'that white man needs some real problems'
But luckily hes out looking for bears
But luckily hes out looking for bears
I dont think I've ever finished reading a sentence that included the name of the Paul brothers
July 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I dont think I've ever finished reading a sentence that included the name of the Paul brothers
I know its cliche for recovering alcoholics to be pro-prohibition but just seeing the devastation booze has and continues to wreak on my and other friends families make a strong case in my mind. Most ppl who SHOULD drink themselves to death usually have 2.3 families to ruin before it happens
July 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I know its cliche for recovering alcoholics to be pro-prohibition but just seeing the devastation booze has and continues to wreak on my and other friends families make a strong case in my mind. Most ppl who SHOULD drink themselves to death usually have 2.3 families to ruin before it happens
Getting into fire spinning is like the wooks version of starting a podcast
July 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Getting into fire spinning is like the wooks version of starting a podcast
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Getting a quote for my wife's adult braces tomorrow with 4k in our savings account, press F to pay respects
July 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Getting a quote for my wife's adult braces tomorrow with 4k in our savings account, press F to pay respects
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I don't think America is irretrievably fucked. But it increasingly looks like everyone who inhabits or is adjacent to elite society has cooked their brains in unimaginable ways since 2020.
July 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don't think America is irretrievably fucked. But it increasingly looks like everyone who inhabits or is adjacent to elite society has cooked their brains in unimaginable ways since 2020.
Don't mind me boss I'm just emotionally bonding with the tiny moth that has made my desk its home this morning
July 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Don't mind me boss I'm just emotionally bonding with the tiny moth that has made my desk its home this morning
The first generation of bushsteak tomatoes that daphne grew from seed were so successful that I had to rehome 2 just for space purposes. Luckily I had two coworkers that happily allowed me to foist a hardened tomato plant on them
June 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The first generation of bushsteak tomatoes that daphne grew from seed were so successful that I had to rehome 2 just for space purposes. Luckily I had two coworkers that happily allowed me to foist a hardened tomato plant on them
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First Morning Glory planted was a successs!
June 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
First Morning Glory planted was a successs!
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hate when something is described as being from a time when woolly mammoths still roamed the earth, but they actually mean the wrangel island mammoths that survived as an isolated population for thousands of years longer
June 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
hate when something is described as being from a time when woolly mammoths still roamed the earth, but they actually mean the wrangel island mammoths that survived as an isolated population for thousands of years longer
Spend enough time as or around drunks and you can spot drunk posting instantly. For example, you can literally graph my half-brothers substance use by looking at Meatloaf music videos I'm tagged in on FB
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Spend enough time as or around drunks and you can spot drunk posting instantly. For example, you can literally graph my half-brothers substance use by looking at Meatloaf music videos I'm tagged in on FB
I know someone who is otherwise intelligent but inexplicably turns to ChatGPT for things like cooking and workout routines, these are LLMs devoid of context why are we doing this
May 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I know someone who is otherwise intelligent but inexplicably turns to ChatGPT for things like cooking and workout routines, these are LLMs devoid of context why are we doing this
Daph got us year zoo passes for our anniversary and I'm losing my shit with excitement I haven't been in over a decade
May 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Daph got us year zoo passes for our anniversary and I'm losing my shit with excitement I haven't been in over a decade
Entering my baked potato era
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Entering my baked potato era
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
Our mothers day gift plans for the MIL fell through but her coffee machine broke this morning, sometimes things just work out. She'll have a new one tomorrow morning 😀
May 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Our mothers day gift plans for the MIL fell through but her coffee machine broke this morning, sometimes things just work out. She'll have a new one tomorrow morning 😀
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Ume the tapir calf is now three months old! Check out her first taste of curly willow. 🌿
📹: Keeper Katie
📹: Keeper Katie
May 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ume the tapir calf is now three months old! Check out her first taste of curly willow. 🌿
📹: Keeper Katie
📹: Keeper Katie
Ppl talk less abt boy dinner cuz it's stuff like a buttered everything bagel
May 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ppl talk less abt boy dinner cuz it's stuff like a buttered everything bagel