Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
My friend CC: The disease of addiction is a slow/rolling disastrous tragedy for everyone involved.
My reply: Or, a triumphant story of redemption and ascension. Players choice.
My reply: Or, a triumphant story of redemption and ascension. Players choice.
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Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
· Feb 22
5 Things I Didn’t Do Last Week
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
No way he can sit for four or five hours without needing a transfusion or shitting his pants.
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
No way he can sit for four or five hours without needing a transfusion or shitting his pants.
North Montgomery County Maryland at 10:56 am and 8:42 am.
It’s coming down!
It’s coming down!
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
North Montgomery County Maryland at 10:56 am and 8:42 am.
It’s coming down!
It’s coming down!
Peak Capitalism Alert—
I sent snow pics to a friend this AM and asked how things are at her place.
Her: “Forecast revised to 8”. May or may not include what’s on the ground, won’t know unless I upgrade my subscription.”
For accurate snow storm info she has to “upgrade her subscription”!!! WTH?
I sent snow pics to a friend this AM and asked how things are at her place.
Her: “Forecast revised to 8”. May or may not include what’s on the ground, won’t know unless I upgrade my subscription.”
For accurate snow storm info she has to “upgrade her subscription”!!! WTH?
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Peak Capitalism Alert—
I sent snow pics to a friend this AM and asked how things are at her place.
Her: “Forecast revised to 8”. May or may not include what’s on the ground, won’t know unless I upgrade my subscription.”
For accurate snow storm info she has to “upgrade her subscription”!!! WTH?
I sent snow pics to a friend this AM and asked how things are at her place.
Her: “Forecast revised to 8”. May or may not include what’s on the ground, won’t know unless I upgrade my subscription.”
For accurate snow storm info she has to “upgrade her subscription”!!! WTH?
You can’t train the murder out of the murder squads.
#AbolishICE
#AbolishICE
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 AM
You can’t train the murder out of the murder squads.
#AbolishICE
#AbolishICE
Gregory Bovino is a Nazi and a fucking problem.
This POS Himmler wannabe is literally throwing Nazi salutes, and when he’s on the ground the violence gets turned up and someone seems to die.
This POS Himmler wannabe is literally throwing Nazi salutes, and when he’s on the ground the violence gets turned up and someone seems to die.
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Gregory Bovino is a Nazi and a fucking problem.
This POS Himmler wannabe is literally throwing Nazi salutes, and when he’s on the ground the violence gets turned up and someone seems to die.
This POS Himmler wannabe is literally throwing Nazi salutes, and when he’s on the ground the violence gets turned up and someone seems to die.
Both Jeffries and Schumer are not up for this task.
They must go.
They must go.
Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Both Jeffries and Schumer are not up for this task.
They must go.
They must go.
Fuuuck
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Fuuuck
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This is ok tho
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This is ok tho
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
I’m sorry I got mad and said what I said yesterday but you made me so mad.
And yeah, I know I was out of hand and I’ll never ever do it again but also you shouldn’t push me ok?
You know how I get.
And yeah, I know I was out of hand and I’ll never ever do it again but also you shouldn’t push me ok?
You know how I get.
January 24, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I’m sorry I got mad and said what I said yesterday but you made me so mad.
And yeah, I know I was out of hand and I’ll never ever do it again but also you shouldn’t push me ok?
You know how I get.
And yeah, I know I was out of hand and I’ll never ever do it again but also you shouldn’t push me ok?
You know how I get.
“What stayed with Amundsen most was . . .the realization that came while holding the agent’s head and keeping his airway open “ I was hit so hard with the fact that this man would not do this for me,” she said.”
They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life.
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
“What stayed with Amundsen most was . . .the realization that came while holding the agent’s head and keeping his airway open “ I was hit so hard with the fact that this man would not do this for me,” she said.”
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
Timeline cleanser.
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Timeline cleanser.
Anyone else struggling with your feelings lately?
No?
Just me and this guy?
No?
Just me and this guy?
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Anyone else struggling with your feelings lately?
No?
Just me and this guy?
No?
Just me and this guy?
This is Minnesota, coming soon to a neighborhood near you…
😳😳😳
😳😳😳
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This is Minnesota, coming soon to a neighborhood near you…
😳😳😳
😳😳😳
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Jack Smith: “The investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity — no one should be above the law in this country & the law required he be held to account”
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Jack Smith: “The investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity — no one should be above the law in this country & the law required he be held to account”
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What we already knew, and what Jack Smith confirms, is that Trump is guilty of sedition, treason, incitement of violence, incitement of insurrection, an attempted coup, obstruction of justice, fraud, and election tampering.
Trump remains ineligible to hold office and should be imprisoned.
Trump remains ineligible to hold office and should be imprisoned.
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
What we already knew, and what Jack Smith confirms, is that Trump is guilty of sedition, treason, incitement of violence, incitement of insurrection, an attempted coup, obstruction of justice, fraud, and election tampering.
Trump remains ineligible to hold office and should be imprisoned.
Trump remains ineligible to hold office and should be imprisoned.
DEMS: I’m just a wittle baby I can’t do nuffin’
REPUBS: I’ll burn this motherfucker to the ground, spit in your faces as I do it, and you won’t do shit to me.
REPUBS: I’ll burn this motherfucker to the ground, spit in your faces as I do it, and you won’t do shit to me.
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
DEMS: I’m just a wittle baby I can’t do nuffin’
REPUBS: I’ll burn this motherfucker to the ground, spit in your faces as I do it, and you won’t do shit to me.
REPUBS: I’ll burn this motherfucker to the ground, spit in your faces as I do it, and you won’t do shit to me.
In Minnesota, ICE is letting detainees out in the freezing cold without letting their people know, so these volunteers stand watch all day in the freezing cold to scoop them up, get them what they need, and make sure they get home.
💖💖💖
💖💖💖
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
In Minnesota, ICE is letting detainees out in the freezing cold without letting their people know, so these volunteers stand watch all day in the freezing cold to scoop them up, get them what they need, and make sure they get home.
💖💖💖
💖💖💖
Human trafficking.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Human trafficking.
Which country will Trump bomb to drown out Jack Smith’s public hearing / testimony?
Greenland
Iran
Iceland 😂
Fucking Canada
Other
Greenland
Iran
Iceland 😂
Fucking Canada
Other
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Which country will Trump bomb to drown out Jack Smith’s public hearing / testimony?
Greenland
Iran
Iceland 😂
Fucking Canada
Other
Greenland
Iran
Iceland 😂
Fucking Canada
Other