Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
Deep thoughts, hearty laughs, and hard work.
“The rich are protected by the law but not bound by it; the poor are bound by the law but not protected by it.”
“The rich are protected by the law but not bound by it; the poor are bound by the law but not protected by it.”
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Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
· Feb 22
5 Things I Didn’t Do Last Week
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
“To be a good man, is to make women and children feel safer by your presence, than by your absence.”
Damn.
Damn.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“To be a good man, is to make women and children feel safer by your presence, than by your absence.”
Damn.
Damn.
Let’s tax billionaires like this, shall we?
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Let’s tax billionaires like this, shall we?
Whenever I think the ultra rich can’t sink to new lows, I’m always badly mistaken.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Whenever I think the ultra rich can’t sink to new lows, I’m always badly mistaken.
This is all well documented and it’s been ignored.
These settlements started 30 years ago and have been going on ever since.
When is this sociopath going to be held accountable for being a rapist? That was delicious
These settlements started 30 years ago and have been going on ever since.
When is this sociopath going to be held accountable for being a rapist? That was delicious
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is all well documented and it’s been ignored.
These settlements started 30 years ago and have been going on ever since.
When is this sociopath going to be held accountable for being a rapist? That was delicious
These settlements started 30 years ago and have been going on ever since.
When is this sociopath going to be held accountable for being a rapist? That was delicious
Why is every national guard, in all 50 states, required to create a quick reaction force for the purpose of quelling riots in US cities?
Please listen to this Alaska State legislator explain the memo the state intelligence committee received, from the head of the National Guard, on October 8th.
Please listen to this Alaska State legislator explain the memo the state intelligence committee received, from the head of the National Guard, on October 8th.
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why is every national guard, in all 50 states, required to create a quick reaction force for the purpose of quelling riots in US cities?
Please listen to this Alaska State legislator explain the memo the state intelligence committee received, from the head of the National Guard, on October 8th.
Please listen to this Alaska State legislator explain the memo the state intelligence committee received, from the head of the National Guard, on October 8th.
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I need to know if you (gently of course) stretch your cat? Because… whut? 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I need to know if you (gently of course) stretch your cat? Because… whut? 🙄
This is so beautiful.
Wait until the end.
Wait until the end.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is so beautiful.
Wait until the end.
Wait until the end.
This guy has a really, really, really good point about one sentence in the Epstein emails.
Who, EXACTLY, was Epstein “awaiting orders” from?
Who, EXACTLY, was Epstein “awaiting orders” from?
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This guy has a really, really, really good point about one sentence in the Epstein emails.
Who, EXACTLY, was Epstein “awaiting orders” from?
Who, EXACTLY, was Epstein “awaiting orders” from?
Did you see Miss World Chili break out a death metal song during the competition?
No?
Epic. 🤘
No?
Epic. 🤘
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Did you see Miss World Chili break out a death metal song during the competition?
No?
Epic. 🤘
No?
Epic. 🤘
Do. Not. Get. It. Twisted.
Republicans have a Plan B to win in 2026.
It’s election offices.
Control them and you control outcomes.
Republicans have a Plan B to win in 2026.
It’s election offices.
Control them and you control outcomes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Do. Not. Get. It. Twisted.
Republicans have a Plan B to win in 2026.
It’s election offices.
Control them and you control outcomes.
Republicans have a Plan B to win in 2026.
It’s election offices.
Control them and you control outcomes.
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People freaking out more about the idea that Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Trump than both of them being sexually involved with children because pedophillia is more normalised in society than gay sex.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
People freaking out more about the idea that Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Trump than both of them being sexually involved with children because pedophillia is more normalised in society than gay sex.
Old folks home gonna be lit.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Old folks home gonna be lit.
Another Gavin Newsom W.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Another Gavin Newsom W.
Timeline cleanser.
Yer welcome.
Yer welcome.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Timeline cleanser.
Yer welcome.
Yer welcome.
Why is Noam Chomsky’s fucking WIFE, asking Jeffrey Epstein for a job in Trumps first administration? Why is she so buddy buddy with him? WTF?
And fucking cc’ing her goddamn husband?
This is devastating.
Et tu Chomsky?
Are they literally ALL in this fucking club?
And fucking cc’ing her goddamn husband?
This is devastating.
Et tu Chomsky?
Are they literally ALL in this fucking club?
These two emails from Chomsky's wife to Epstein gave me chills.
1. Right after Trump's 1st election win, she wanted to work in the White House.
2. Right after Trump's 1st inauguration, she regretted forgetting Epstein's birthday and wanted to "compensate for it."
1. Right after Trump's 1st election win, she wanted to work in the White House.
2. Right after Trump's 1st inauguration, she regretted forgetting Epstein's birthday and wanted to "compensate for it."
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Why is Noam Chomsky’s fucking WIFE, asking Jeffrey Epstein for a job in Trumps first administration? Why is she so buddy buddy with him? WTF?
And fucking cc’ing her goddamn husband?
This is devastating.
Et tu Chomsky?
Are they literally ALL in this fucking club?
And fucking cc’ing her goddamn husband?
This is devastating.
Et tu Chomsky?
Are they literally ALL in this fucking club?
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Of all the things that never happened to Megyn Kelly, this never happened the most.
Anyone who's familiar with kindergartners will find this claim hilarious btw
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Of all the things that never happened to Megyn Kelly, this never happened the most.
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hear me out, maybe it’s time to stop making men the president for awhile
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
hear me out, maybe it’s time to stop making men the president for awhile
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Just a hale and hearty Fuck You to Ross Douthat and the other mouth breathers @nytopinion.nytimes.com @nytimes.com who signed off on the "have women ruined the workplace" piece.
Your timing is absolutely exquisite. Great work.
Your timing is absolutely exquisite. Great work.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just a hale and hearty Fuck You to Ross Douthat and the other mouth breathers @nytopinion.nytimes.com @nytimes.com who signed off on the "have women ruined the workplace" piece.
Your timing is absolutely exquisite. Great work.
Your timing is absolutely exquisite. Great work.
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“I haven’t seen the emails. I haven’t read them. I don’t even know what emails are.”
- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.
- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“I haven’t seen the emails. I haven’t read them. I don’t even know what emails are.”
- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.
- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.
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People are starting to ask the question.... should Michael Wolff also be in jail?
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
People are starting to ask the question.... should Michael Wolff also be in jail?