🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸
@suckaemcee.bsky.social
Shippy Himself | he/him | 🐸✊️
IT professional in Oregon | metalhead
That's my bunny Uno. He's the best dog ever
Pro-Democracy, thus Anti-Trump
IT professional in Oregon | metalhead
That's my bunny Uno. He's the best dog ever
Pro-Democracy, thus Anti-Trump
Klamath County in Oregon is as red as a clown's nose. Still, this is prominently displayed on the highway
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Klamath County in Oregon is as red as a clown's nose. Still, this is prominently displayed on the highway
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Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
What's that about a pot and a kettle?
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
What's that about a pot and a kettle?
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Arrested by ICE in Minnesota for being a Giraffe!
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Arrested by ICE in Minnesota for being a Giraffe!
Anything to distract from Epstein
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Anything to distract from Epstein
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OUR GOVERNMENT IS WARNING AMERICANS NOT TO GO TO VENEZUELA BECAUSE THEY RISK "WRONGFUL DETENTION, KIDNAPPING, AND ARBITRARY ENFORCEMENT OF LAWS." HOW THE FUCK IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM HOW ICE THUGS ARE GOING APE-SHIT RIGHT HERE? THANK YOU FOR READING MY LATEST ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49xwlHh
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
OUR GOVERNMENT IS WARNING AMERICANS NOT TO GO TO VENEZUELA BECAUSE THEY RISK "WRONGFUL DETENTION, KIDNAPPING, AND ARBITRARY ENFORCEMENT OF LAWS." HOW THE FUCK IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM HOW ICE THUGS ARE GOING APE-SHIT RIGHT HERE? THANK YOU FOR READING MY LATEST ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49xwlHh
Well, to be fair to the Portland police, it is exceedingly difficult to "verify" total fabrications, also known as lies
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Well, to be fair to the Portland police, it is exceedingly difficult to "verify" total fabrications, also known as lies
Great work, sir. Please keep SCOTUS as far away from this ruling as possible
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Great work, sir. Please keep SCOTUS as far away from this ruling as possible
Consent is just another word Trump neither knows the meaning nor the spelling of
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Consent is just another word Trump neither knows the meaning nor the spelling of
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WATCH: Trump’s goons kick over a Renee Good memorial😳
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
WATCH: Trump’s goons kick over a Renee Good memorial😳
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
The first truth Trump has spoken since he invoked the Fifth 450+ times
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The first truth Trump has spoken since he invoked the Fifth 450+ times
Want to look thin? Lay off the GD hamberders and exercise a bit, Jabba.
This moron is on the record saying he doesn't exercise because people have finite energy and wasting it on exercise will make you die sooner
This moron is on the record saying he doesn't exercise because people have finite energy and wasting it on exercise will make you die sooner
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Want to look thin? Lay off the GD hamberders and exercise a bit, Jabba.
This moron is on the record saying he doesn't exercise because people have finite energy and wasting it on exercise will make you die sooner
This moron is on the record saying he doesn't exercise because people have finite energy and wasting it on exercise will make you die sooner
Is "Mark Mix" a pseudonym for Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos?
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Is "Mark Mix" a pseudonym for Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos?
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NEVER FORGET: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE OIL. THAT'S WHY DONNY (WHO COULDN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE DURING HIS VICTORY PARTY! SAD!) INVADED VENEZUELA — AS A PRESENT FOR THE AMERICAN OIL COMPANIES WHO BRIBED HIM LAST YEAR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4aEKAw8
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
NEVER FORGET: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE OIL. THAT'S WHY DONNY (WHO COULDN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE DURING HIS VICTORY PARTY! SAD!) INVADED VENEZUELA — AS A PRESENT FOR THE AMERICAN OIL COMPANIES WHO BRIBED HIM LAST YEAR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4aEKAw8
Venezuela is entirely in the Northern Hemisphere, genius
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Venezuela is entirely in the Northern Hemisphere, genius
I noticed she didn't attempt to rename all the cities and towns there. So not only are they warmongering fascists, they're kind of lazy and half-assed about it too.
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I noticed she didn't attempt to rename all the cities and towns there. So not only are they warmongering fascists, they're kind of lazy and half-assed about it too.
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Yes, "all publicity is good publicity" and "the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about," but it's not fun to have everybody laughing at you. So it isn't fun to be Trump right now.
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yes, "all publicity is good publicity" and "the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about," but it's not fun to have everybody laughing at you. So it isn't fun to be Trump right now.
"Woe to thee, O Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath; for he knows the time is short..."
Every time I see Trump post this repugnant garbage, I am actually heartened somewhat, because I believe the angrier he gets, the closer to the End he feels.
Every time I see Trump post this repugnant garbage, I am actually heartened somewhat, because I believe the angrier he gets, the closer to the End he feels.
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Woe to thee, O Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath; for he knows the time is short..."
Every time I see Trump post this repugnant garbage, I am actually heartened somewhat, because I believe the angrier he gets, the closer to the End he feels.
Every time I see Trump post this repugnant garbage, I am actually heartened somewhat, because I believe the angrier he gets, the closer to the End he feels.
Grand Moff Tarkin was more successful than Trump by far. According to canon, Tarkin's memoirs were up there with the Galaxy's most popular literature... really. Not just in an old man's dementia-added imagination
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Grand Moff Tarkin was more successful than Trump by far. According to canon, Tarkin's memoirs were up there with the Galaxy's most popular literature... really. Not just in an old man's dementia-added imagination
Also, Christmas is for basketball, only, period. Only exception is if Xmas falls on Sunday
December 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Also, Christmas is for basketball, only, period. Only exception is if Xmas falls on Sunday
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Analysis: Donald Trump’s top 25 lies of 2025
Analysis: Donald Trump’s top 25 lies of 2025 | CNN Politics
It was hard to pick only 25. But it was easier than it used to be.
www.cnn.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Analysis: Donald Trump’s top 25 lies of 2025
Who the Hell would want hard-ass marble armrests?! That's just asking for ulnar nerve damage
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Who the Hell would want hard-ass marble armrests?! That's just asking for ulnar nerve damage
"Non sequitur" is another concept that Miller simply doesn't grasp
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Non sequitur" is another concept that Miller simply doesn't grasp
Well, the dude HAS NO FRIENDS, so all he had time to do was wallow in his misery and loneliness and try to make everyone else as miserable as he is
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Well, the dude HAS NO FRIENDS, so all he had time to do was wallow in his misery and loneliness and try to make everyone else as miserable as he is
"I won't say anything about their new album" has applied to Metallica since at least 1997...
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"I won't say anything about their new album" has applied to Metallica since at least 1997...