E.J. the Bou
@subouru.bsky.social
M | 25 | 🖤🩶🤍💜| KC metro | Subaru nerd of epic proportions | ShwitFurCreations suiter | all opinions are my own
As a certified unprofessional weather nerd I’ve got the only accurate forecast for this weekend’s winter storm:
Cold: very.
Snow: literally nobody knows. Maybe none in your area. Maybe 2 feet. Maybe go fuck yourself.
Ice: needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps!
Cold: very.
Snow: literally nobody knows. Maybe none in your area. Maybe 2 feet. Maybe go fuck yourself.
Ice: needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps!
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
As a certified unprofessional weather nerd I’ve got the only accurate forecast for this weekend’s winter storm:
Cold: very.
Snow: literally nobody knows. Maybe none in your area. Maybe 2 feet. Maybe go fuck yourself.
Ice: needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps!
Cold: very.
Snow: literally nobody knows. Maybe none in your area. Maybe 2 feet. Maybe go fuck yourself.
Ice: needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps!
Y’all won’t see me for a week or two following this just an FYI
Forza Horizon 6 will arrive May 19 for Xbox and PC, and on PlayStation later this year. https://bit.ly/4qDDgpI
#DeveloperDirect
#DeveloperDirect
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Y’all won’t see me for a week or two following this just an FYI
Fuck it, I may be beat from ANE but we’re chasing pretty lights tonight.
Space weather update: G4 (Severe) storm conditions first reached at 1938 UTC (2:38pm EST) upon CME shock arrival. Please continue to visit spaceweather.gov for the latest information and updates.
January 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Fuck it, I may be beat from ANE but we’re chasing pretty lights tonight.
Augh, I’ve just slept for 11 hours straight and I think that was… too much sleep
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Augh, I’ve just slept for 11 hours straight and I think that was… too much sleep
Officially home from ANE. Emotional support cheeseburger is doing its best to counteract PCD.
Thank you to everyone who made this weekend amazing, and double thank you to con staff for managing the 26% year over year increase in said people <3
Thank you to everyone who made this weekend amazing, and double thank you to con staff for managing the 26% year over year increase in said people <3
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Officially home from ANE. Emotional support cheeseburger is doing its best to counteract PCD.
Thank you to everyone who made this weekend amazing, and double thank you to con staff for managing the 26% year over year increase in said people <3
Thank you to everyone who made this weekend amazing, and double thank you to con staff for managing the 26% year over year increase in said people <3
Going to an airport I’ve never been to (LGA) for the first time in probably a couple years for a layover, unreasonably excited about it
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Going to an airport I’ve never been to (LGA) for the first time in probably a couple years for a layover, unreasonably excited about it
Goodbye, ANE! Until we meet again!
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Goodbye, ANE! Until we meet again!
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January 17, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Whoever at #ANE2026 watched my antler fly off in the wind outside during the parade and chased me down to give it back, you’re a real one
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Whoever at #ANE2026 watched my antler fly off in the wind outside during the parade and chased me down to give it back, you’re a real one
Got one goal in life and that’s getting done with the fursuit parade in time to acquire Moyzilla’s Karaage chicken
Already getting hungry? 😋 Good news our food trucks are here! 🛻💨
Our food trucks will be located outside on D Street towards the Element/Aloft 👍
Check the graphic for who is serving food and for how long! 🍽️🌮🍛🥟
Our food trucks will be located outside on D Street towards the Element/Aloft 👍
Check the graphic for who is serving food and for how long! 🍽️🌮🍛🥟
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Got one goal in life and that’s getting done with the fursuit parade in time to acquire Moyzilla’s Karaage chicken
Answer: fursuit eyelids. Y’all are getting perpetually surprised EJ this con
Time for the game of “what mission critical items will I remember as soon as we push back”
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Answer: fursuit eyelids. Y’all are getting perpetually surprised EJ this con
Time for the game of “what mission critical items will I remember as soon as we push back”
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Time for the game of “what mission critical items will I remember as soon as we push back”
ANE tomorrow
But I just want
To sleep for a hundred years
But I just want
To sleep for a hundred years
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
ANE tomorrow
But I just want
To sleep for a hundred years
But I just want
To sleep for a hundred years
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Man I can’t wait to be back in Boston and experience a proper winter. I miss snow!
Oh, and ANE will be cool too I guess..
Oh, and ANE will be cool too I guess..
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Man I can’t wait to be back in Boston and experience a proper winter. I miss snow!
Oh, and ANE will be cool too I guess..
Oh, and ANE will be cool too I guess..
The saga continues. Again. I cannot escape these things.
(Hands free driving is pretty fuckin cool tho)
(Hands free driving is pretty fuckin cool tho)
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
The saga continues. Again. I cannot escape these things.
(Hands free driving is pretty fuckin cool tho)
(Hands free driving is pretty fuckin cool tho)
Today was a good day. 10/10 no notes. Genuinely not one thing to complain about. Keep em coming.
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Today was a good day. 10/10 no notes. Genuinely not one thing to complain about. Keep em coming.
8 PM in January? Perfect time for ice cream
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
8 PM in January? Perfect time for ice cream
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Fuck it, caribou on a swingset for #FursuitFriday
August 10, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Fuck it, caribou on a swingset for #FursuitFriday
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I JUST WANTED TO FROLIC
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I JUST WANTED TO FROLIC
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Good morning kings queens and nonbinary beings
-Black Ops II is now alternate history instead of futuristic.
-2020 is 7 years ago.
-YouTube will be old enough to drink in April.
-The first flip phone went on sale 30 years ago.
You’re welcome!
-Black Ops II is now alternate history instead of futuristic.
-2020 is 7 years ago.
-YouTube will be old enough to drink in April.
-The first flip phone went on sale 30 years ago.
You’re welcome!
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Good morning kings queens and nonbinary beings
-Black Ops II is now alternate history instead of futuristic.
-2020 is 7 years ago.
-YouTube will be old enough to drink in April.
-The first flip phone went on sale 30 years ago.
You’re welcome!
-Black Ops II is now alternate history instead of futuristic.
-2020 is 7 years ago.
-YouTube will be old enough to drink in April.
-The first flip phone went on sale 30 years ago.
You’re welcome!
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December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Midwesterner amazed by number of neighbors that have safe backstop despite living in nearly flat state
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Midwesterner amazed by number of neighbors that have safe backstop despite living in nearly flat state