Stumps
stumps.bsky.social
Stumps
@stumps.bsky.social
he/him, web engineer (php,js,python,sql dialects as necessary). Love dogs and bears.
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how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
To anybody who has done a self-hosted blog before: what technologies did you use? Just curious about what's out there, as I'm thinking of starting one up myself.

Might just write markdown files and host them to be honest.
January 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
After spending a few more months working in it, I'm convinced that InertiaJS + Laravel is my favorite web-dev stack to date. Combines my favorite parts of MVC and JS SPA development.
January 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Also big ups to using vite instead of webpack, holy shit it's so much better than webpack.
August 23, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Laravel Jetstream with InertiaJS using React is really neat tbh, having a lot of fun with this.
August 23, 2023 at 1:16 PM
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July 13, 2023 at 12:19 AM
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is ohio okay
July 27, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Today I woke up and felt just awful, like genuinely terrible. Made some coffee, pet the dog, nothing helped.

Then I opened up PHPStorm, basked in the warmth of my code, and found renewed purpose and motivation.

PHP is the light.
July 26, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love
July 25, 2023 at 4:14 PM
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vim is terrible, linux should just have notepad
July 25, 2023 at 12:57 AM
JSON? garbage, trash, awful

gimme some XML like a *real, mature* API.
July 25, 2023 at 12:42 AM
What are you up to? Shitposting on a new social media network? That sounds fun.

Oh me, I'm just having a blast writing request middleware in the best framework ever invented, Laravel. Way more fun.
July 25, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Every PHP programmer like this so we can make a sick network of amazing software professionals.
July 25, 2023 at 12:10 AM
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July 24, 2023 at 2:59 AM
PHP is the best programming language.
July 24, 2023 at 11:24 PM