sean (they/them) 🇵🇸
@stringtheory.bsky.social
capybara enthusiast, them-about-town, and literal doctor
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i know that i normally log on and act like a huge bitch but im trying to improve the way i relate to myself and others so if i act like a bitch you can tell me to stop
does anybody know if diezel mcringtail fuzzbutt has jumped off the trump train yet? thats a character arc in which i am inexplicably invested
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
does anybody know if diezel mcringtail fuzzbutt has jumped off the trump train yet? thats a character arc in which i am inexplicably invested
i love it when christian sociopaths like the westboro cunts take overtly anti-christian positions like defending health insurance lmao
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
i love it when christian sociopaths like the westboro cunts take overtly anti-christian positions like defending health insurance lmao
has anyone ever used one of those rentable electric scooters for a prosocial purpose? i mainly see them used as weapons
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
has anyone ever used one of those rentable electric scooters for a prosocial purpose? i mainly see them used as weapons
the “twelfth man” refers to the twelve clones of jeffrey epstein that reside in the basement of the pentagon
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
the “twelfth man” refers to the twelve clones of jeffrey epstein that reside in the basement of the pentagon
it would be really funny if trump’s death causes a worldwide financial crisis just because all the money gets mad
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
it would be really funny if trump’s death causes a worldwide financial crisis just because all the money gets mad
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erin and i are at the movies to see the met opera’s adaptation of the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay and it is so fucking good
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
erin and i are at the movies to see the met opera’s adaptation of the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay and it is so fucking good
if this happened while i was waiting for my flight to be ready to depart i think i would just fucking kill myself
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
if this happened while i was waiting for my flight to be ready to depart i think i would just fucking kill myself
rest in peace, barbara walker
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 AM
rest in peace, barbara walker
i would rather personally experience the entire saw franchise than watch even a moment of friends
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 AM
i would rather personally experience the entire saw franchise than watch even a moment of friends
this is probably my favorite thing he ever did
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
this is probably my favorite thing he ever did
inception
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
inception
guy who gets mad when “shit your pants” doesnt work as a chatgpt command
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
guy who gets mad when “shit your pants” doesnt work as a chatgpt command
tremendous book that anybody who likes eerieness should read
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
tremendous book that anybody who likes eerieness should read
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Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
finally tried one of these. theyre fucking great
made a double batch of the seriouseats brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe with both bittersweet and semi-sweet chocolate
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
finally tried one of these. theyre fucking great
“we need to kill god because god is actually bad” — final fantasy tactics
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
“we need to kill god because god is actually bad” — final fantasy tactics
agree to disagree
One more thing: *pussy, not "pussie".
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
agree to disagree
made a double batch of the seriouseats brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe with both bittersweet and semi-sweet chocolate
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
made a double batch of the seriouseats brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe with both bittersweet and semi-sweet chocolate
sad that the fibre co is winding down operations. they make some of my favorite yarns
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
sad that the fibre co is winding down operations. they make some of my favorite yarns
software can never make the world better, only worse
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
software can never make the world better, only worse
applied to two jobs today, please clap
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
applied to two jobs today, please clap
we should get rid of the whole department of homeland security while we’re at it
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
we should get rid of the whole department of homeland security while we’re at it
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2026 affirmations 👏
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
2026 affirmations 👏