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Jacqui 🍓🌿
@strawberryjacquiri.bsky.social
Zhuzh it up a little, live más
Cruelty-free, free range graphic designer & retired Sailor Guardian
Bard, Garden Witch, Cosplayer, & Hobbit. She/her. Opinions are my own.
Gaming bsky: @thancredulous.bsky.social
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If you can’t accept me at my toxic het then you don’t deserve my toxic yaoi
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am so proud of me for not watching the current season of Love is Blind, and you should be too

I can't even explain why I ever watched it other than "it made me mad and I wanted to talk about how mad it made me"
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
oh my god AI slop is the witch's brew of digital art
You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Villain so Scottish his heart is a bagpipe
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I keep forgetting I accidentally discovered a new plant because I saw something I didn't recognize at hearst castle and asked my botanist brother what it was, and he didn't know and took a picture to show his advisor and apparently no one's ever seen it before
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Vincent Price is one of my favorite actors of all time - His cat-that-ate-the-canary grin, his singular, attention-grabbing weirdness, a voice that seemed to control every corner of the room. He appears as if the horror genre itself conjured him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I honestly did not have Ariana Grande making a bunch of normies interested in musical theatre and bringing back Hollywood musicals from obscurity on my 2024/2025 bingo card but here we are
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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They are testing the absolute limits of our desire for a civil society. When people have to defend themselves and their livelihoods, it will be painted as extremist and the people oppressed as inherently violent. It’s just victim blaming, they systemically removed all civil methods of self-defense.
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if eat well then why tummy hurt
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My boyfriend and I have been waist deep in r/AITA compilation videos for probably the last year and a half at this point and I'm ashamed to admit that I accidentally introduced an entire friend group to the concept of a "hall pass" because I've overheard so much straight people drama as a result
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Bringing this one back out. Again.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I always love headlines like “why do kids these days enjoy this old thing that’s awesome”

Yeah, I dunno, probably because that thing is still awesome
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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remembering how to draw
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Kitchen decoration
Painting study
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Watching the GBBO final and I have such extensive experience baking lemon madeleines over the past 20 years that i'm being weird and overly critical of a technical for the first time

French American culture I guess
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I started it finally
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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scully x files 🛸🐛
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
insane to me that you can't share articles about how women comprise just as much of the playerbase of video games without some man pointing out to you that the study didn't exclude mobile games, which means the majority of the women in question are gen X moms playing Candy Crush and Farmville
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM