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I keep giving bad people good ideas
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I’m making chili low and slow, I’ve got my relax Spotify playlist on, my cats are all sleeping and it feels like it’s 11:30pm.

I want to make my Moonbrew bedtime drink and go to sleep, but it’s ONLY 6:30 ??!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Curious. I wonder if the douchebag bought them, or someone near and dear to him. 🧐🤨
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years
Gallup will no longer track presidential approval ratings after more than eight decades doing so, the public opinion polling agency confirmed to The Hill on Wednesday. The company said starting thi…
thehill.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I don’t listen to enough Mogwai.
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I know things are grim, so if any of you need a playlist to relax to while you’re meandering about your domicile or commuting, whatever, here you go. Been curating this one since 2012, it’s pretty perfect.

#music #playlist #relax #musicsky
Relax.
open.spotify.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Tuesday’s vibes feat Belial pouring off the couch.

#catsofbluesky #catsky #cat #chill
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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If the bar you’re in doesn’t have one of those gatorade coolers full of tap water, I’m sorry but you’re not in a bar.
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved - Kurt Vonnegut

Pic of the day
#photography
February 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Oh, good.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
And it makes me so sad.
Sigh.

The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them.

Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Light filtering through the trees in Christ's Pieces, a park in central Cambridge, watercolour and Indian ink, with a lady in a pink dress wheeling her bicycle. This one sold at an exhibition.
#Cambridge #christspieces #watercolour
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I dropped my phone in the tub and had a moment of panic before I realized it’s 2026.
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Keeping my promise of bathing to relax/unwind/decompress and there’s a cat snoring beside me.

#catsky #cat🐈 #bath #catsofbluesky #relax
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
My apartment is the coziest. Still a work in progress, but come on in, take your shoes off. I’ll make some lavender chamomile tea. Feel free to put on a record and pick a cat to pet. 🤙🏻

#cozyapartment #vibes #cozysky #cats #catsky
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
There’s a Cava moving into my area this fall, and I am so stoked.
a person wearing gloves reaches for a bowl of food
ALT: a person wearing gloves reaches for a bowl of food
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Is anyone else’s TikTok glitching out? My fyp is off and won’t load after a few scrolls, the comments aren’t showing up and profiles aren’t loading. Nothing is loading. Strange.
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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This was a history I didn't know about.
For reasons that absolutely definitely don’t have anything at all to do with current events, I find myself thinking about the Coal & Iron Police and all the immigrants and other people they terrorized and murdered.
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“Legend of a man covered in phalluses.”
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I am seriously obsessed with my bathroom and I finally have a bathtub to bathe in after a few years. 2026 is the year of the bath. I am most definitely utilizing it this year. Overwhelmed? Bath. Annoyed? Bath. Happy? That’s right, I’m taking a bath.

#bath #yearofthebath #obsessed #bathsky
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I can see the veins in my hands again.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Screaming happiest of birthdays to the love of my life, Dick Van Dyke 🖤🥹 100 years old never looked more dashing. Here’s to 100 more.
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m using this as a diary and I shan’t apologize. I’m sad. Everything sucks and I can’t separate myself from worldly issues anymore. Help.
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM