Strandschaf
@strandschaf.bsky.social
he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ ÖPN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦
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Strandschaf
@strandschaf.bsky.social
· Feb 3
I'm new here and I mean really new! I'm an old fart and don't think that I have a lot of interesting things to say.
My newspaper came here and I decided to create my first social media account, just to hike the number of users.
My newspaper came here and I decided to create my first social media account, just to hike the number of users.
It's only once a year! 🤬 You don't need to understand German to watch the animals...
Die ganzen Feuerwerk Fans sollten gezwungen werden das anzuschauen!
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's only once a year! 🤬 You don't need to understand German to watch the animals...
A good summary on how The Clown fucked everything up relating to Canada and how Canada silently, politely, and efficiently hit back.
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The Clown doesn't do 'silently', 'diplomacy', or 'rule-based'. He also doesn't do 'winning'.
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The Clown doesn't do 'silently', 'diplomacy', or 'rule-based'. He also doesn't do 'winning'.
Canada Flips the Script, Hits Trump Where It Hurts the Most
The Art of the Self-Own
www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A good summary on how The Clown fucked everything up relating to Canada and how Canada silently, politely, and efficiently hit back.
🇪🇺🤝🇨🇦
The Clown doesn't do 'silently', 'diplomacy', or 'rule-based'. He also doesn't do 'winning'.
🇪🇺🤝🇨🇦
The Clown doesn't do 'silently', 'diplomacy', or 'rule-based'. He also doesn't do 'winning'.
Question to my American friends on Bluesky: what is planned for Jan, 6th? Do you wear black armbands with Democracy Forever? Are there pins?
December 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Question to my American friends on Bluesky: what is planned for Jan, 6th? Do you wear black armbands with Democracy Forever? Are there pins?
I have to look where I can listen 🏴☠️ to that. 😀 I heard a lot of Ian Anderson, though.
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have to look where I can listen 🏴☠️ to that. 😀 I heard a lot of Ian Anderson, though.
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Accidental Pink Floyd 😆
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Accidental Pink Floyd 😆
Neo-Nazis and other fascists are increasingly using religion to further their reach after they saw how that worked perfectly in the US. Sure, as a brown-skinned Palestinian preaching wokeness and love, Jesus is likely in prison, but Stephen Yaxley-Lennon found the white, racist, and hateful version.
Tommy Robinson says he found Jesus in prison. Churches disagree about how to respond | Christianity | The Guardian
C of E faces dilemma as far right claims Christianity to push agenda that often clashes with gospel message
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Neo-Nazis and other fascists are increasingly using religion to further their reach after they saw how that worked perfectly in the US. Sure, as a brown-skinned Palestinian preaching wokeness and love, Jesus is likely in prison, but Stephen Yaxley-Lennon found the white, racist, and hateful version.
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December 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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“We are out to inform the American public and to get the story right.” Somehow she forgot the "placate The Clown and the owner" part.
Bari Weiss defends decision to pull 60 Minutes episode on El Salvador prison | CBS | The Guardian
CBS News editor-in-chief argues in memo that network’s priority was ‘comprehensive and fair’ coverage
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“We are out to inform the American public and to get the story right.” Somehow she forgot the "placate The Clown and the owner" part.
The Danish digital ministry will replace Microsoft products with Linux and LibreOffice until autumn 2026. This was announced shortly after the two largest cities in Denmark started similar projects. /2
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Danish digital ministry will replace Microsoft products with Linux and LibreOffice until autumn 2026. This was announced shortly after the two largest cities in Denmark started similar projects. /2
I guess some Canadians will be barred from entry because of this blatant censorship of American media. I think that is kind of the logic Marco Rubio uses, right?
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I guess some Canadians will be barred from entry because of this blatant censorship of American media. I think that is kind of the logic Marco Rubio uses, right?
🤣 Revenge of the birds!
December 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🤣 Revenge of the birds!
Given that the world nears year 2 of Idiocracy, here's another contender for the only TV show without "failing ratings", Ow My Balls.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Given that the world nears year 2 of Idiocracy, here's another contender for the only TV show without "failing ratings", Ow My Balls.
Reposted by Strandschaf
![heartwarming! when this guy's cybertruck blew a tire, a good samaritan stopped and beat him with a tire iron [pic of cybertruck and a man with a tire iron in his hand] best of 2025 number 5 - the hard times](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreid5tnbfa26ss2amnt56cuvwhtjsd2tsceegq4ccor4zayc4umdryi@jpeg)
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December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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All that while avoiding the Archbishop of Canterbury!
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
All that while avoiding the Archbishop of Canterbury!
Do you really need marble armrests for Trump-style "culture"? In fact, you don't even need seats to watch wrestlers or strippers.
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Do you really need marble armrests for Trump-style "culture"? In fact, you don't even need seats to watch wrestlers or strippers.
Alternative title:
"How Criminals Break into Your House and Rape Your Children's Minds."
Their bodies, too, if you take the US administrations' example.
"How Criminals Break into Your House and Rape Your Children's Minds."
Their bodies, too, if you take the US administrations' example.
‘It’s frightening’: How far right is infiltrating everyday culture
Extremist messaging now woven into music and YouTube videos, with one expert saying: ‘You can be radicalised sitting on your couch’
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Alternative title:
"How Criminals Break into Your House and Rape Your Children's Minds."
Their bodies, too, if you take the US administrations' example.
"How Criminals Break into Your House and Rape Your Children's Minds."
Their bodies, too, if you take the US administrations' example.
Opposite me on the train, someone in a black hoody with the text "Punk im Pott" was typing on his adorned laptop.
I love that the bottom line works in English, too: "distracted but still present".
The Edelweiss stands for a youth resistance group during the Nazis.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelwei...
I love that the bottom line works in English, too: "distracted but still present".
The Edelweiss stands for a youth resistance group during the Nazis.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelwei...
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Opposite me on the train, someone in a black hoody with the text "Punk im Pott" was typing on his adorned laptop.
I love that the bottom line works in English, too: "distracted but still present".
The Edelweiss stands for a youth resistance group during the Nazis.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelwei...
I love that the bottom line works in English, too: "distracted but still present".
The Edelweiss stands for a youth resistance group during the Nazis.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelwei...
I'm confused; wasn't that war ended by the Prince of Peace? Oh, right! If it continues, the Diaper of Destiny can claim another war he ended.
Thailand and Cambodia agree ‘immediate’ ceasefire after weeks of deadly border clashes
Two countries pledge in joint statement to halt all forms of attacks and further troop deployments in long-running dispute over contested territory
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'm confused; wasn't that war ended by the Prince of Peace? Oh, right! If it continues, the Diaper of Destiny can claim another war he ended.
The birth rate is climbing!
December 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The birth rate is climbing!
So much effort to introduce Swasticars to Europe. How about just writing "I'm forever a virgin" on a slurry transporter?
Nope.
The EU and UK don't want Cybertrucks.
After rebuilding to hopefully meet swiss safety standards it might be possible to drive it without anything in it, otherwise it would tip over the max 3.5 ton legal limit.
Why would you?
www.businessinsider.com/inside-the-q...
The EU and UK don't want Cybertrucks.
After rebuilding to hopefully meet swiss safety standards it might be possible to drive it without anything in it, otherwise it would tip over the max 3.5 ton legal limit.
Why would you?
www.businessinsider.com/inside-the-q...
Inside the quest to bring Tesla's striking and divisive Cybertruck to Europe
The Cybertruck has been on sale in the US for nearly two years, but Tesla has shown no signs of brining its most divisive EV across the Atlantic.
www.businessinsider.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So much effort to introduce Swasticars to Europe. How about just writing "I'm forever a virgin" on a slurry transporter?
Did you hear that Epstein is all over the Trump files?
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Did you hear that Epstein is all over the Trump files?
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December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The Nativity play in the Rudolf-Hess* Elementary in Asscrack, Germany is traditionally played without immigrants, Jews, Arabs, and Africans.
* Deputy to Hitler
* Deputy to Hitler
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Nativity play in the Rudolf-Hess* Elementary in Asscrack, Germany is traditionally played without immigrants, Jews, Arabs, and Africans.
* Deputy to Hitler
* Deputy to Hitler
The Kennedy Center Honors had 2.65 trillion viewers, after 2,650 under the failing president Biden. The ratings of your President, Donald J. Trump, were the biggest the world has ever seen!
Awww: According to preliminary Nielsen data, 'The Kennedy Center Honors' on CBS drew its smallest audience ever on the night of December 23, 2025, averaging an estimated 2.65 million viewers. The 2024 broadcast averaged 4.1 million.
www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...
www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...
'Smallest audience ever': Kennedy Center Honors tank on CBS after Trump takes over
"The Kennedy Center Honors" reportedly drew its lowest ratings ever after President Donald Trump announced he would host the event."According to preliminary Nielsen data, 'The Kennedy Center Honors' o...
www.rawstory.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The Kennedy Center Honors had 2.65 trillion viewers, after 2,650 under the failing president Biden. The ratings of your President, Donald J. Trump, were the biggest the world has ever seen!