Strandschaf
@strandschaf.bsky.social
he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ ÖPN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦
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Strandschaf
@strandschaf.bsky.social
· Feb 3
I'm new here and I mean really new! I'm an old fart and don't think that I have a lot of interesting things to say.
My newspaper came here and I decided to create my first social media account, just to hike the number of users.
My newspaper came here and I decided to create my first social media account, just to hike the number of users.
A detailed analysis of Reform voters, with some pretty surprising results about the different groups, besides the red-faced, racist, St George-flag-painting arseholes.
The Guardian's podcast talks in depth about the different factions and how to work on getting some people back to sanity. /2
The Guardian's podcast talks in depth about the different factions and how to work on getting some people back to sanity. /2
The surprising truth about Reform voters – podcast | Reform UK | The Guardian
The biggest survey of Reform voters to date reveals unexpected views. Aditya Chakrabortty reports
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A detailed analysis of Reform voters, with some pretty surprising results about the different groups, besides the red-faced, racist, St George-flag-painting arseholes.
The Guardian's podcast talks in depth about the different factions and how to work on getting some people back to sanity. /2
The Guardian's podcast talks in depth about the different factions and how to work on getting some people back to sanity. /2
I got blocked by 7 people today. Game enthusiasts, sports fans, but also an NPR writer and people looking like they are in my lane. Apparently I have to tone down the satirical content, but where's the fun in that?
My guess is that it was this one, but 'Bigly' should be enough. So... 😁
My guess is that it was this one, but 'Bigly' should be enough. So... 😁
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I got blocked by 7 people today. Game enthusiasts, sports fans, but also an NPR writer and people looking like they are in my lane. Apparently I have to tone down the satirical content, but where's the fun in that?
My guess is that it was this one, but 'Bigly' should be enough. So... 😁
My guess is that it was this one, but 'Bigly' should be enough. So... 😁
That's even better than saying "Come to bed, darling!" in a sexy voice to the guy who talks obnoxiously loud to his wife on the phone in the underground.
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
That's even better than saying "Come to bed, darling!" in a sexy voice to the guy who talks obnoxiously loud to his wife on the phone in the underground.
A bot that's a bit better than most, but here's a funny example of how they fail:
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A bot that's a bit better than most, but here's a funny example of how they fail:
Georgia shows the world how a protest looks. We can all learn from them!
“Slava Ukraini!”
A chant that echoes through the #GeorgiaProtests every single night.
Day 352 of uninterrupted protests.
A chant that echoes through the #GeorgiaProtests every single night.
Day 352 of uninterrupted protests.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Georgia shows the world how a protest looks. We can all learn from them!
An interesting, very detailed article about TeSSla's problems.
#TeSSlaMustDie
#TeSSlaMustDie
A Quick Look at How Bad Tesla's Start of Q4 Is
In all countries that report monthly Tesla sales (ex-North America), Tesla's October sales fell by 33% YoY to new lows since 2022's pandemic.
bradmunchen.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
An interesting, very detailed article about TeSSla's problems.
#TeSSlaMustDie
#TeSSlaMustDie
Since someone named Güvenlik blocked me for this post, here it is again.
Now he added me on two blocklists, so again!
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Now he added me on two blocklists, so again!
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Turkish prosecutor seeks 2,352-year term for jailed opposition mayor Imamoglu
Turkish prosecutors on Tuesday charged Istanbul’s jailed opposition mayor Ekrem Imamoglu with 142 charges that could amount to up to 2,352 in prison, court documents showed. The nearly 4,000-page indictment…
www.france24.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Since someone named Güvenlik blocked me for this post, here it is again.
Now he added me on two blocklists, so again!
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Now he added me on two blocklists, so again!
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
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Just call it Baroque Obama and he will tear it down with his own tiny hands.
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just call it Baroque Obama and he will tear it down with his own tiny hands.
It's hardly news, just confirmation. Paedophile gives support to Good Old Paedophiles.
First Thing: Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon during 2018 pro-Trump media campaign | Steve Bannon | The Guardian
Text messages released by US House show convicted sex offender coaching Maga influencer on political messaging. Plus, readers’ favourite photo booth moments 100 years after its invention
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's hardly news, just confirmation. Paedophile gives support to Good Old Paedophiles.
Representatives of the AFD travel to Russia to get their orders in person. The co-chief says that Russia is no danger for Germany and Putin did nothing to him personally. Then he says that Poland could also be a danger.
Fucking Nazi scum is the danger; Poland never was and won't ever be!
#FuckAFD
Fucking Nazi scum is the danger; Poland never was and won't ever be!
#FuckAFD
AfD-Chef Chrupalla verteidigt Russland-Reisen von Abgeordneten | tagesschau.de
In der AfD haben geplante Russland-Reisen von Parteimitgliedern für Diskussionen gesorgt. Während von Parteichefin Weidel zuletzt deutliche Kritik kam, hat sich nun auch Co-Chef Chrupalla geäußert - und die Pläne verteidigt.
www.tagesschau.de
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Representatives of the AFD travel to Russia to get their orders in person. The co-chief says that Russia is no danger for Germany and Putin did nothing to him personally. Then he says that Poland could also be a danger.
Fucking Nazi scum is the danger; Poland never was and won't ever be!
#FuckAFD
Fucking Nazi scum is the danger; Poland never was and won't ever be!
#FuckAFD
Focus lesen tue ich mir nicht an. Alles, was ich über Schuhschnäbel wissen muss, habe ich in "Urmel aus dem Eis" gelesen. Die wissenschaftliche Grundlage des Urmels dürfte vor allem bei dir auf Stirnrunzeln stoßen, aber das ist sicher korrekter als das, was im Focus steht.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Focus lesen tue ich mir nicht an. Alles, was ich über Schuhschnäbel wissen muss, habe ich in "Urmel aus dem Eis" gelesen. Die wissenschaftliche Grundlage des Urmels dürfte vor allem bei dir auf Stirnrunzeln stoßen, aber das ist sicher korrekter als das, was im Focus steht.
News from occupied Portland: international allies are arriving.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
News from occupied Portland: international allies are arriving.
I guess she leaves her 14-year-old daughter to be babysat by Trump.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I guess she leaves her 14-year-old daughter to be babysat by Trump.
Scum likes to deal with authoritarian regimes, like that of stepdaddy at home.
Serbia secretly agreed deal with Jared Kushner firm to develop protected Belgrade site | Serbia | The Guardian
Government established joint venture with Trump’s son-in-law in February 2024 to build hotel, apartments and museum complex
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Scum likes to deal with authoritarian regimes, like that of stepdaddy at home.
Since someone named Güvenlik blocked me for this post, here it is again
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Turkish prosecutor seeks 2,352-year term for jailed opposition mayor Imamoglu
Turkish prosecutors on Tuesday charged Istanbul’s jailed opposition mayor Ekrem Imamoglu with 142 charges that could amount to up to 2,352 in prison, court documents showed. The nearly 4,000-page indi...
www.france24.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Since someone named Güvenlik blocked me for this post, here it is again
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Erdogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckErdogan
Incredible what lies the fake extremist leftist media with their low ratings (nobody reads them anymore!) publishes. I'll sue them for $18 fantastillions!
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Incredible what lies the fake extremist leftist media with their low ratings (nobody reads them anymore!) publishes. I'll sue them for $18 fantastillions!
Very interesting podcast about how China is killing research about forced labour camps for Uighurs. Reminds you that not only the US has spineless administrators in the universities, lying about that. On the positive side: China does it because many companies listened to the research.
How China is trying to silence UK academics | China | The Guardian
How entangled are China and the UK universities sector? Amy Hawkins reports
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Very interesting podcast about how China is killing research about forced labour camps for Uighurs. Reminds you that not only the US has spineless administrators in the universities, lying about that. On the positive side: China does it because many companies listened to the research.
It's good news for the world. I guess that all con men are moving to the US to live with their pal in Mar-a-Lieo.
Donald Trump to pardon UK billionaire and former Tottenham owner Joe Lewis | Donald Trump | The Guardian
Joe Lewis was fined $5m and given three years probation by New York judge over ‘brazen’ insider trading scheme
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's good news for the world. I guess that all con men are moving to the US to live with their pal in Mar-a-Lieo.
Give him at least a Nobel War Prize!
Fatal clash on Thai-Cambodia border after Trump-brokered peace deal breaks down | Cambodia | The Guardian
The truce broke down this week after a Thai soldier lost a leg to a landmine blast, prompting Thailand’s PM to say the peace deal was ‘now over’
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Give him at least a Nobel War Prize!
Trump teaches the world: why would you become prime minister when you can't even be openly corrupt?
‘Trumpist’ Czech PM-elect refuses to sell business empire amid conflict-of-interest row | Czech Republic | The Guardian
Billionaire populist Andrej Babiš insists he will meet legal obligations before taking office but does not explain how
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trump teaches the world: why would you become prime minister when you can't even be openly corrupt?
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Edogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckAutocrats
Turkish prosecutor seeks 2,352-year term for jailed opposition mayor Imamoglu
Turkish prosecutors on Tuesday charged Istanbul’s jailed opposition mayor Ekrem Imamoglu with 142 charges that could amount to up to 2,352 in prison, court documents showed. The nearly 4,000-page indictment…
www.france24.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ekrem İmamoğlu faces a more than 2,000 year term for the crime of potentially winning the election against Edogan.
#FuckAutocrats
#FuckAutocrats
she missed it partly, went back to her car to fetch some more bullets and shot it again. I guess she wrote that to demonstrate her humanity by fetching more bullets *and* walking back.
Everybody only talks about the puppy, so I decided to be the advocate of the murdered goat.🐐
Everybody only talks about the puppy, so I decided to be the advocate of the murdered goat.🐐
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
she missed it partly, went back to her car to fetch some more bullets and shot it again. I guess she wrote that to demonstrate her humanity by fetching more bullets *and* walking back.
Everybody only talks about the puppy, so I decided to be the advocate of the murdered goat.🐐
Everybody only talks about the puppy, so I decided to be the advocate of the murdered goat.🐐
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“If you’re really poor how come you’re not in black and white”
Omg I’m dead.
Omg I’m dead.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“If you’re really poor how come you’re not in black and white”
Omg I’m dead.
Omg I’m dead.
I think that I woke my neighbours last night. LOL, indeed! I still have to grin.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I think that I woke my neighbours last night. LOL, indeed! I still have to grin.
🤬 I shouldn't have read the news!
Ruhig, Brauner...
Something positive:
Ruhig, Brauner...
Something positive:
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🤬 I shouldn't have read the news!
Ruhig, Brauner...
Something positive:
Ruhig, Brauner...
Something positive: