stophmcc
@stophmcc.bsky.social
12th last in line to the throne
Q. What’s better than a victimless crime?
A.
A.
Private school parents targeted by fraudsters stealing fee payments
Private school parents targeted by fraudsters stealing fee payments
Some families have lost up to £10,000 after being duped into sending money to fraudsters’ bank accounts
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Q. What’s better than a victimless crime?
A.
A.
Sometimes respond in everyday life with song lyrics so embedded in my psyche that I forget they’re not original thoughts/phrasings.
One of my daughters asked how my day was and I responded with
ICE CUBE WILL SWARM.
ON ANY MOTHERFUCKER IN A BLUE UNIFORM.
One of my daughters asked how my day was and I responded with
ICE CUBE WILL SWARM.
ON ANY MOTHERFUCKER IN A BLUE UNIFORM.
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Sometimes respond in everyday life with song lyrics so embedded in my psyche that I forget they’re not original thoughts/phrasings.
One of my daughters asked how my day was and I responded with
ICE CUBE WILL SWARM.
ON ANY MOTHERFUCKER IN A BLUE UNIFORM.
One of my daughters asked how my day was and I responded with
ICE CUBE WILL SWARM.
ON ANY MOTHERFUCKER IN A BLUE UNIFORM.
I’ve absorbed two days’ worth of discourse, replays and rule quotes and stand solidly by my initial reaction.
Nonsense man. No even a foul.
A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse
A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I’ve absorbed two days’ worth of discourse, replays and rule quotes and stand solidly by my initial reaction.
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I saw someone being interviewed on the news this morning and they had colour-coded bookshelves.
I’m not sure how to explain this but I’ve judged the living fuck out of her because of it and I’m probably very very wrong.
I’m not sure how to explain this but I’ve judged the living fuck out of her because of it and I’m probably very very wrong.
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I saw someone being interviewed on the news this morning and they had colour-coded bookshelves.
I’m not sure how to explain this but I’ve judged the living fuck out of her because of it and I’m probably very very wrong.
I’m not sure how to explain this but I’ve judged the living fuck out of her because of it and I’m probably very very wrong.
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Mocking someone's addiction relapse because they happen to be a Jewish person who treated Palestinians with a basic level of humanity is really really low. I honestly don't know how you can do that and still see yourself as a good person fighting the good fight.
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Mocking someone's addiction relapse because they happen to be a Jewish person who treated Palestinians with a basic level of humanity is really really low. I honestly don't know how you can do that and still see yourself as a good person fighting the good fight.
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If you eat a ‘Michelin-starred breakfast’, it’s hard not to conclude that you’re part of the problem.
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 AM
If you eat a ‘Michelin-starred breakfast’, it’s hard not to conclude that you’re part of the problem.
Fuck sauce on chips, everyone that likes rugby, fuck Stephen Hendry, fuck golf jumpers, fuck that accent, trams and the King
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Fuck sauce on chips, everyone that likes rugby, fuck Stephen Hendry, fuck golf jumpers, fuck that accent, trams and the King
I am too blinded by my own beel to say anything constructive
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I am too blinded by my own beel to say anything constructive
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That’s a red card and I’m a squirrel’s dick
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
That’s a red card and I’m a squirrel’s dick
Nonsense man. No even a foul.
A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse
A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Nonsense man. No even a foul.
A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse
A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse
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FORBIDDEN PLANET poster from Denmark, 1956.
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
FORBIDDEN PLANET poster from Denmark, 1956.
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Thought that was the Brian Cox I knew for a moment
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Thought that was the Brian Cox I knew for a moment
My OG daughter turns 26 today.
My wee millennium baby, man.
My wee millennium baby, man.
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 AM
My OG daughter turns 26 today.
My wee millennium baby, man.
My wee millennium baby, man.
A banana skin wrapped in a johnny on an oil slick in January
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A banana skin wrapped in a johnny on an oil slick in January
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
In Embra for an interview.
It’s still pish.
It’s still pish.
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
In Embra for an interview.
It’s still pish.
It’s still pish.
While I’m at it, I would quite like to publicise my disdain for interior decorating and all forms of house pride.
One day I’ll tally up the hours of my life stolen by doing things I don’t even notice changing.
One day I’ll tally up the hours of my life stolen by doing things I don’t even notice changing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
While I’m at it, I would quite like to publicise my disdain for interior decorating and all forms of house pride.
One day I’ll tally up the hours of my life stolen by doing things I don’t even notice changing.
One day I’ll tally up the hours of my life stolen by doing things I don’t even notice changing.
Oh and whoever the fuck invented these self-build hydraulic ottoman beds, two of which I am mid-assembly, can do one.
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Oh and whoever the fuck invented these self-build hydraulic ottoman beds, two of which I am mid-assembly, can do one.
I see the Dilbert guy is deid.
One of those people who, without twitter, would’ve had a really positive legacy.
One of those people who, without twitter, would’ve had a really positive legacy.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I see the Dilbert guy is deid.
One of those people who, without twitter, would’ve had a really positive legacy.
One of those people who, without twitter, would’ve had a really positive legacy.