Stop Casting Porosity 𓅨
@stopcasting.bsky.social
Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Mostly Finnish. Probably high. Loves feeding people. Makes french toast out of leftover apple fritters. Proponent of homemade bacon. The cat's favorite chew toy. Also, Cali is in Colombia.
Pinned
He really does. I asked my large adult husband to bring him in from the back yard, and...
I love this!
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I love this!
A little goosey nightmare!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
A little goosey nightmare!
OMG! The kid next door shot his first wild pig, and now we have tons of ham! It's nice having a family of hunters in the neighborhood. We have a whole apocalypse survival scenario planned if anything happens...
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
OMG! The kid next door shot his first wild pig, and now we have tons of ham! It's nice having a family of hunters in the neighborhood. We have a whole apocalypse survival scenario planned if anything happens...
When planes look like this again, I'll wear whatever you like. You want to treat me like cattle and cram me into a veal crate, and I'll wear whatever I like.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When planes look like this again, I'll wear whatever you like. You want to treat me like cattle and cram me into a veal crate, and I'll wear whatever I like.
Fuck. I was singing, and the cat got up, jumped off the bed, and left the room. From a dead sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fuck. I was singing, and the cat got up, jumped off the bed, and left the room. From a dead sleep.
Phil Collins is not a singer. Phil Collins is a drummer. Fight me on this.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Phil Collins is not a singer. Phil Collins is a drummer. Fight me on this.
I am craving a chocolate velvetizer so bad. I know I'll probably use it 10 times and give it to a neighbor, but I still want it. I love a good hot chocolate.
Goddammit, anyone have any recommendations?
Goddammit, anyone have any recommendations?
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I am craving a chocolate velvetizer so bad. I know I'll probably use it 10 times and give it to a neighbor, but I still want it. I love a good hot chocolate.
Goddammit, anyone have any recommendations?
Goddammit, anyone have any recommendations?
Currently watching Broadchurch and wondering how dark-haired couples keep having all these blonde babies.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Currently watching Broadchurch and wondering how dark-haired couples keep having all these blonde babies.
You're 38.
And your job is telling 14 year old boys what to think is cool.
Are you laughing?
They are.
And your job is telling 14 year old boys what to think is cool.
Are you laughing?
They are.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You're 38.
And your job is telling 14 year old boys what to think is cool.
Are you laughing?
They are.
And your job is telling 14 year old boys what to think is cool.
Are you laughing?
They are.
Fuuuuuuuck. I'm so goddamn hungry and every time I endure the pain and make myself a snack, I sit down and only then realize I can't chew any food. 😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fuuuuuuuck. I'm so goddamn hungry and every time I endure the pain and make myself a snack, I sit down and only then realize I can't chew any food. 😭
Wow, this is bringing back some memories....
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wow, this is bringing back some memories....
My husband is asleep on the daybed behind me, with the cat sleeping at his feet. It's like dueling snorers. I can't hear the fucking movie I'm trying to watch.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
My husband is asleep on the daybed behind me, with the cat sleeping at his feet. It's like dueling snorers. I can't hear the fucking movie I'm trying to watch.
Has anyone else ever been hit on by their gynecologist?
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Has anyone else ever been hit on by their gynecologist?
As if my day wasn't already explicitly fucked, the cat just puked all over the bedroom and my husband is too groggy to help me clean it up. God damn it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
As if my day wasn't already explicitly fucked, the cat just puked all over the bedroom and my husband is too groggy to help me clean it up. God damn it.
I think I may have the last 4 tubes of this discontinued, deliciously scented hand cream. Fucking Laura Mercier, WHY???? I miss the body cream! 😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I think I may have the last 4 tubes of this discontinued, deliciously scented hand cream. Fucking Laura Mercier, WHY???? I miss the body cream! 😭
Fuck. Just lost a crown. So now I can't chew food on either side of my mouth. This is fun.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Fuck. Just lost a crown. So now I can't chew food on either side of my mouth. This is fun.
I found a local dispensary here in town that is right next to the winery at which one of my neighbors has a membership. And now they're sending me texts. How the fuck did they get my phone number? Sometimes I really hate technology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I found a local dispensary here in town that is right next to the winery at which one of my neighbors has a membership. And now they're sending me texts. How the fuck did they get my phone number? Sometimes I really hate technology.
Seriously, I'd rather have salmonella than have Trump in the White House.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Seriously, I'd rather have salmonella than have Trump in the White House.
Reposted by Stop Casting Porosity 𓅨
Bobby Kennedy? The felching enthusiast?
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bobby Kennedy? The felching enthusiast?
Great. Two bites of salad is apparently what I'm getting today.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Great. Two bites of salad is apparently what I'm getting today.
So... anyone know when Federal employees are supposed to get back pay?
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So... anyone know when Federal employees are supposed to get back pay?
Daily life in Skullaryd moosepark!
YouTube video by Skullaryd Älgpark
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hundreds of dollars spent on cat toys, and his current favorite thing to play with are the rubber grippy things I bought with my hangers. 🤷♀️
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hundreds of dollars spent on cat toys, and his current favorite thing to play with are the rubber grippy things I bought with my hangers. 🤷♀️