John Hartman 🇩🇰🇬🇱
@stochasticjack.bsky.social
Witchcraft! Isolationism! Free Silver!
Repost the Fortune Toad because why not
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Repost the Fortune Toad because why not
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Mmmmmmaybe 4
There are maybe four members of Congress who understand what the Fed does
Do people even understand what the Fed does? Former Fed chair Janet Yellen says most probably don’t… but the parts of the economy the fed impacts have a huge impact on our lives. Latest episode of Everbody’s Business from @bloomberg.com #economy #yellen #federalreserve #inflation #interestrates
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Mmmmmmaybe 4
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ICE is getting bonuses for bringing in people, even citizens who are eventually released. That's why they pick up anybody they can. Catch and release is paid.
Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files, and the DOJ isn't doing anything about them breaking the law.
Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files, and the DOJ isn't doing anything about them breaking the law.
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
ICE is getting bonuses for bringing in people, even citizens who are eventually released. That's why they pick up anybody they can. Catch and release is paid.
Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files, and the DOJ isn't doing anything about them breaking the law.
Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files, and the DOJ isn't doing anything about them breaking the law.
List of things that are my friend:
naps;
@teensinspace.bsky.social;
Cà phê sữa đá;
dplyr;
mashed potatoes (per @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social)
naps;
@teensinspace.bsky.social;
Cà phê sữa đá;
dplyr;
mashed potatoes (per @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social)
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
List of things that are my friend:
naps;
@teensinspace.bsky.social;
Cà phê sữa đá;
dplyr;
mashed potatoes (per @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social)
naps;
@teensinspace.bsky.social;
Cà phê sữa đá;
dplyr;
mashed potatoes (per @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social)
Wonder Woman beats up Nazis. And no, screw you, @lyndacarter.bsky.social IS Wonder Woman I don't care what you say
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Wonder Woman beats up Nazis. And no, screw you, @lyndacarter.bsky.social IS Wonder Woman I don't care what you say
For great justice
"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"
This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
For great justice
Just listened to @andrewhickey.500songs.com episode about CCR. I'm always amazed at the egos involved and Fogerty is a prime example. If the other guys were such shit musicians, why did he work with them for ten years?
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Just listened to @andrewhickey.500songs.com episode about CCR. I'm always amazed at the egos involved and Fogerty is a prime example. If the other guys were such shit musicians, why did he work with them for ten years?
Man, Barbara got told, though
Gonna tell my kids this was the Max Headroom broadcast hijack incident
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Man, Barbara got told, though
On a riverboat dinner cruise tonight. This guy showed up with a cigar box ukulele or something like it and then proceeded to Dick Dale the shit out of the thing for thirty minutes.
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
On a riverboat dinner cruise tonight. This guy showed up with a cigar box ukulele or something like it and then proceeded to Dick Dale the shit out of the thing for thirty minutes.
My Fellow Americans, your Short Fingered Vulgarian in Chief
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 AM
My Fellow Americans, your Short Fingered Vulgarian in Chief
I can’t speak to the first part but the 7-11 egg sandwich is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
we ordered a 7-11 "Japanese style egg salad sandwich" and either we're more fucked up than we thought or it's delicious, possibly both.
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I can’t speak to the first part but the 7-11 egg sandwich is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
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Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
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SUPERVISOR: You need to be more instructive in your assessments.
ME: My assessments are accurate.
SUP: You write here that perhaps the student’s parents should have started with a houseplant before bringing a child into the world.
ME: Well I wouldn’t trust them with a tamagotchi.
ME: My assessments are accurate.
SUP: You write here that perhaps the student’s parents should have started with a houseplant before bringing a child into the world.
ME: Well I wouldn’t trust them with a tamagotchi.
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 AM
SUPERVISOR: You need to be more instructive in your assessments.
ME: My assessments are accurate.
SUP: You write here that perhaps the student’s parents should have started with a houseplant before bringing a child into the world.
ME: Well I wouldn’t trust them with a tamagotchi.
ME: My assessments are accurate.
SUP: You write here that perhaps the student’s parents should have started with a houseplant before bringing a child into the world.
ME: Well I wouldn’t trust them with a tamagotchi.
Teaching electricity and sound to a classroom full of fourth graders means I can show the YouTube video of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" performed on Tesla coils and get paid for it
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Teaching electricity and sound to a classroom full of fourth graders means I can show the YouTube video of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" performed on Tesla coils and get paid for it
Fuck impeachment. Arrest and imprison.
If you agree its time to impeach and remove Kristi Noem, heres how you can make your voice heard:
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Fuck impeachment. Arrest and imprison.
Partially disconnected from the news so I thought that the British TV presenter Jonathan Ross had done something awful.
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Partially disconnected from the news so I thought that the British TV presenter Jonathan Ross had done something awful.
Man, I just can't read any more of this shit today. Break time.
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Man, I just can't read any more of this shit today. Break time.
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The last minute of Renee Good’s life was spent trying to wave two ICE vehicles past her. The first one saw her wave them through and passed around her. The second vehicle, they got out and shot her in the head three times. Now to half the country she’s a punchline. This shit is over.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The last minute of Renee Good’s life was spent trying to wave two ICE vehicles past her. The first one saw her wave them through and passed around her. The second vehicle, they got out and shot her in the head three times. Now to half the country she’s a punchline. This shit is over.
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BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 AM
BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.
Holy shit, READ this. I especially love the military understatement in the award documents. The man flew his plane into the middle of anti-aircraft fire, threw his booms, peeled out. The enemy fired two missiles at him, one of which exploded UNDER his craft. Then he landed on his carrier nbw.
My friend @charlotteclymer.bsky.social has written about Mark Kelly’s distinguished military career. This is not to be missed. open.substack.com/pub/charlott...
The Extraordinary Military Career of Mark Kelly
Good lord, has this man done a lot.
open.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Holy shit, READ this. I especially love the military understatement in the award documents. The man flew his plane into the middle of anti-aircraft fire, threw his booms, peeled out. The enemy fired two missiles at him, one of which exploded UNDER his craft. Then he landed on his carrier nbw.
He just keeps doubling down on his bullshit, no matter what. It has been said, "You don't have to be right; you just have to be loud."
By what right does Stephen Miller wear human skin?
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
He just keeps doubling down on his bullshit, no matter what. It has been said, "You don't have to be right; you just have to be loud."
Apart from being factually wrong in most aspects, the concept of "reverse colonization" makes about as much semantic sense as "reverse racism." Miller is a cretin and is mean about it. This guy wore a tie and carried a briefcase to high school every day.
miller is truly just a dead-eyed Nazi freak. this shit makes no sense to normal people.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Apart from being factually wrong in most aspects, the concept of "reverse colonization" makes about as much semantic sense as "reverse racism." Miller is a cretin and is mean about it. This guy wore a tie and carried a briefcase to high school every day.
Go Hawks. All the way.
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Go Hawks. All the way.