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Michael Harris
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Detroit-area weirdo.

Beliefs are tools. Pick up your tools.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Awwwww...
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them

roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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*punching the air repeatedly* hell yeah fuck yeah let’s goooo
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Everyone hates you, Kyle.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I love this mug. It’s so 1970.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Y'know, future generations are going to look back on our time and marvel at how we could have been so fucking stupid and blind as to walk straight into this kind of mess all over again in less than a century...
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Our world, in a nutshell.
Instead of building humanoid robots--which is incredibly expensive and riddled with inefficiencies--why not just enslave the human race?

--Elon (soon; probably)
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Let me add that MAGA still seems to believe that scenes of masked ICE agents beating up women and senior citizens work to their political advantage. Either that, or they just can’t help themselves."
Republicans Are Damaged by Their Own Cruelty
They’re pathologically unwilling to help Americans in need — and Democrats should hammer this home
paulkrugman.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Who, and perhaps more tellingly, what is Mark Zuckerberk teaching at his secret private school? This article, alas, focuses on the zoning and permit issies, and doesn't even touch on the scariest implications here.

Somebody get on that, OK?
Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted
Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.
www.wired.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President.

Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.

Endless projection. I hate him.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
He says he "didn’t know much about this Fuentes guy"???

Why do leaders on the right (looking at you, too, Mikey) think anyone will buy such transparent bullshit?

Pin these guys to the wall. Embarass them.
thehill.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Frost and Abughazaleh’s tactics should be common sense in our current attention economy. Unfortunately, many Democrats remain so afraid of messy public conflicts that their first instinct when Trump is yelling at them is to run and hide — or to at least pretend it’s no big deal."
Zohran Mamdani knows how to win
Not just in New York — Mamdani's campaign shows how to inspire voters nationwide
www.salon.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This is just absolutely shocking. Who owns Teen Vogue again?
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I hope the countries involved are telling us to fuck right off about any future negotiations, 'cause this is some serious Mafia shit.

Seriously, other countries, smack these guys around a bit.
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why does Bari Weiss even need a security detail in the first place? Is that a common thing for TV news executives, or are they expecting to have to physically defend her against the slavering socialist hordes seeking to unfairly pull her down from her position?
Exclusive | Bari Weiss’ security detail costs CBS $10,000 a day as network undergoes layoffs
Page Six hears that as staffers watch their colleagues pack up their desks, they’re also learning that the security detail for new CBSNews boss Bari Weiss costs the company five figures every day.…
pagesix.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM