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Michael Harris
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Detroit-area weirdo.

Beliefs are tools. Pick up your tools.
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I love this mug. It’s so 1970.
Scorpio: Keen Cancer: Crabby Virgo: Cunning Libra: Balanced Aquarius: Wet Taurus: Horny Aries: Rammer Gemini: Together Capricorn: Capable Sagittarius: Piercing Leo: Bold Pisces: Flashy
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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It’s been a while since I’ve watched a terrible movie. This looks promising…
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Tom Homan talks like a Dick Tracy villain.
August 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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He’s become a cartoon mascot!
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Well, that’s a little intimidating.
August 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Every morning as I drive to work, listening to Morning Edition, I hear the plug for Yubico and Yubikey, and all I can think of is this:
July 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Well, thanks. I feel so much better now.
Tweet from White House "spiritual advisor" Paula White-Cain: "I DECLARE EVERY DEMONIC BATTLE AGAINST YOUR MIND, FAMILY AND FINANCES IS CANCELLED IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!"
July 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Elena, Sonia, and li’l Ginsburg on the porch.
July 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Happy Independence Day!
July 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Utterly horrifying.
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In recent months, tech journalists at The New York Times have received quite a few such messages, sent by people who claim to have unlocked hidden knowledge with the help of ChatGPT, which then instructed them to blow the whistle on what they had uncovered. People claimed a range of discoveries: A.I. spiritual awakenings, cognitive weapons, a plan by tech billionaires to end human civilization so they can have the planet to themselves. But in each case, the person had been persuaded that ChatGPT had revealed a profound and world-altering truth.
June 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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I couldn't help myself.
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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This could work...
existentialcomics.com/comic/604
June 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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A more perfect hexing opportunity I've never seen! #witchcraft #hex #backfire
Hey did you know it’s considered bad luck in the Navy to rename ships? Pete Hegseth might know that if he wasn’t so out of his depth and maybe if he had more military experience.
June 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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At least they didn’t call him…
May 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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An interesting take on Noem, that I've seen come up a couple times now.

www.salon.com/2025/05/23/k...
There was much mockery of Noem for being so dumb in mainstream and left-leaning media, but notably, neither Noem nor her allies have shown any shame or defensiveness about her alleged mistake. Whether Noem comes by her confusion honestly or she was just play-acting, she's there to play the role of the proud MAGA bimbo, in the grand tradition of figures like Sarah Palin. The MAGA bimbo isn't just ignorant. She's contemptuous of people who actually know what they're talking about, especially if those facts-laden human beings are fellow women.
May 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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The Fucking News has a detailed look at Walmart's expected tariff impact, instead of what we've been hearing. It's not good.
thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/what-theyr...
Here’s the upshot: Walmart has already said they’ll “absorb” some of the costs. So will some Walmart suppliers — including small businesses. Walmart will compensate by raising prices on non-tariffed, American-made goods. Bullying companies into eating tariffs could mean layoffs. Bullying companies into eating tariffs means China doesn’t have to change shit. Walmart expects to do better because of the tariffs. Walmart expects to increase market share, at the expense of small business. Despite the tariffs, Walmart still expects to have enough money to buy up shares of its own stocks; driving up the share price, investor returns, and executive salaries.
May 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Even Grok don't like it.
May 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Instead, we get this weak sauce:
May 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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How headlines *should* be written.
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Trump Mulls Caging People without Trials: The illegal move would violate the constitution and basic principles of democracy
May 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Tellingly, the right-wing noise machine can't even articulate the injustice that needs to be remedied here. Anthony was arrested and is being held accountable. There is not a smidgen of evidence that police and prosecutors aren't taking this case seriously. Yes, Anthony's parents and their friends are defending him, but that's typical in criminal cases and part of a larger right of the accused to defend himself. The deafening outrage is about shutting off the brains of the audience, keeping MAGA audiences in a state of racist paranoia, so they don't think about how Donald Trump's incompetence is hurting the economy and national security.
April 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Asshole.

www.axios.com/2025/04/16/d...
April 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Steve Gerber is timeless... 50yearoldcomics.com/2025/03/22/m...
March 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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But what really got me was this little graphic at the top of the screen. It's terrifyingly low, but I'm more concerned that CNN thinks that the world can be simplified down to the opposition of Fear and Greed. That's dark, CNN, very dark.
March 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM