8va
@stk8va.bsky.social
30 he/him
Musician on guitar/trumpet/bass/writing stuff
Luigi in Melee/P+, Kirby in Smash 64
PlayStation and Nintendo speedrunner
Musician on guitar/trumpet/bass/writing stuff
Luigi in Melee/P+, Kirby in Smash 64
PlayStation and Nintendo speedrunner
Reposted by 8va
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
That’s what you do baby
You put the ball in the hands of your best player
You put the ball in the hands of your best player
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
That’s what you do baby
You put the ball in the hands of your best player
You put the ball in the hands of your best player
Reposted by 8va
notice something: there were 50k out there yesterday and there were no incidents. ICE was not there.
ICE is back today and this happens.
guess who the problem is
ICE is back today and this happens.
guess who the problem is
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
notice something: there were 50k out there yesterday and there were no incidents. ICE was not there.
ICE is back today and this happens.
guess who the problem is
ICE is back today and this happens.
guess who the problem is
Reposted by 8va
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
Reposted by 8va
the job market is gonna be so good for people who didn't rake their brain over the AI coals for years
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
the job market is gonna be so good for people who didn't rake their brain over the AI coals for years
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
Reposted by 8va
there aren’t enough words to explain how horrific and evil the current administration is. these are the pictures you see in textbooks while describing absolute atrocities of man
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:38 PM
there aren’t enough words to explain how horrific and evil the current administration is. these are the pictures you see in textbooks while describing absolute atrocities of man
happy 1/20 to all who celebrate
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
happy 1/20 to all who celebrate
Reposted by 8va
How did Drake Maye fit that throw in there?
How did Stefon Diggs hang on to that ball?
Big time play from big-time players.
How did Stefon Diggs hang on to that ball?
Big time play from big-time players.
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
How did Drake Maye fit that throw in there?
How did Stefon Diggs hang on to that ball?
Big time play from big-time players.
How did Stefon Diggs hang on to that ball?
Big time play from big-time players.
2nd at the local, lost to Melen twice ggs only
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
2nd at the local, lost to Melen twice ggs only
in 2016, my otherwise shitty random roommate from junior year played link and DK against me in melee for a while, showed me the documentary, and told me about leffen
i will not be posting any stupid instagram fodder but that trend did make me think of something pretty damn important
i will not be posting any stupid instagram fodder but that trend did make me think of something pretty damn important
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
in 2016, my otherwise shitty random roommate from junior year played link and DK against me in melee for a while, showed me the documentary, and told me about leffen
i will not be posting any stupid instagram fodder but that trend did make me think of something pretty damn important
i will not be posting any stupid instagram fodder but that trend did make me think of something pretty damn important
guy to some poor girl behind me at the local tonight had beautiful melee mansplains
“this is game 5, that means it’s the last one”
“see that character on stream? that’s mr. game and watch. he’s not very good, not many people main him”
felt like a time warp, glad that’s not the norm anymore lmao
“this is game 5, that means it’s the last one”
“see that character on stream? that’s mr. game and watch. he’s not very good, not many people main him”
felt like a time warp, glad that’s not the norm anymore lmao
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
guy to some poor girl behind me at the local tonight had beautiful melee mansplains
“this is game 5, that means it’s the last one”
“see that character on stream? that’s mr. game and watch. he’s not very good, not many people main him”
felt like a time warp, glad that’s not the norm anymore lmao
“this is game 5, that means it’s the last one”
“see that character on stream? that’s mr. game and watch. he’s not very good, not many people main him”
felt like a time warp, glad that’s not the norm anymore lmao
Reposted by 8va
i really recommend listening to weezer for hours to get your head right
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i really recommend listening to weezer for hours to get your head right
That was an UGLY playoff game
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
That was an UGLY playoff game
Can’t tell if I want the Bills to immediately get bounced, or if I want them to win two games and get the absolute cinema that would be a bills-pats AFC championship
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Can’t tell if I want the Bills to immediately get bounced, or if I want them to win two games and get the absolute cinema that would be a bills-pats AFC championship
Reposted by 8va
Hello, this is Schuyler, or 8va, or whoever you know me as. “Sad Breakfast” is a long-running joke about late-night dining on my old college campus. I will be releasing some rock music in the next couple months and can’t stand much non-Bluesky social media so I’m gonna do my best to promote it here.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Hello, this is Schuyler, or 8va, or whoever you know me as. “Sad Breakfast” is a long-running joke about late-night dining on my old college campus. I will be releasing some rock music in the next couple months and can’t stand much non-Bluesky social media so I’m gonna do my best to promote it here.
All I want in 2026 is for one of my normie 40+ coworkers to meet SparkinMed.
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
All I want in 2026 is for one of my normie 40+ coworkers to meet SparkinMed.
My profile picture on here was taken In Minneapolis
My week spent there at SGDQ was safe, inclusive, and welcoming, AKA everything the people currently carrying out inhumane actions in that city hates
Very telling that it’s a target for the worst people that have ever existed
My week spent there at SGDQ was safe, inclusive, and welcoming, AKA everything the people currently carrying out inhumane actions in that city hates
Very telling that it’s a target for the worst people that have ever existed
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My profile picture on here was taken In Minneapolis
My week spent there at SGDQ was safe, inclusive, and welcoming, AKA everything the people currently carrying out inhumane actions in that city hates
Very telling that it’s a target for the worst people that have ever existed
My week spent there at SGDQ was safe, inclusive, and welcoming, AKA everything the people currently carrying out inhumane actions in that city hates
Very telling that it’s a target for the worst people that have ever existed
Reposted by 8va
Harris's best numbers came when Walz came out and said "these people are weird and should be treated as such." Then the DNC decided his role would be to say "oh golly gee, I don't know, I'm just a guy. Eight billion more dollars to Israel" and they lost every swing state.
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Harris's best numbers came when Walz came out and said "these people are weird and should be treated as such." Then the DNC decided his role would be to say "oh golly gee, I don't know, I'm just a guy. Eight billion more dollars to Israel" and they lost every swing state.
Had a great time running All Minigames co-op with @thebassoonist7513.bsky.social at MAGFest tonight. So grateful for a really enthusiastic crowd!
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Had a great time running All Minigames co-op with @thebassoonist7513.bsky.social at MAGFest tonight. So grateful for a really enthusiastic crowd!
i want to quit my job so badly, but i will miss my one coworker that looks just like dayoman. i've never talked to him once but it makes me laugh every time i see him
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
i want to quit my job so badly, but i will miss my one coworker that looks just like dayoman. i've never talked to him once but it makes me laugh every time i see him
Reposted by 8va
Quite a first post on Bluesky isn't it. MAGFest attendees (and viewers watching at home), tune in tonight at 9pm eastern for the FIRST EVER (at least we think it is) Wii Music Co-Op Speedrun!
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Quite a first post on Bluesky isn't it. MAGFest attendees (and viewers watching at home), tune in tonight at 9pm eastern for the FIRST EVER (at least we think it is) Wii Music Co-Op Speedrun!
i think it's about time i delete facebook. marketplace is only so good, and no matter how many times i tell the platform to stop, it still pushes me right-wing slop
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
i think it's about time i delete facebook. marketplace is only so good, and no matter how many times i tell the platform to stop, it still pushes me right-wing slop
Reposted by 8va
that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right