Kid Sodapop
@stilljoshy.bsky.social
Inconveniently sensitive. Dog dad x2. Bearded Masshole. Thinks he’s funny. Low opinion of humanity, but tryin real hard to be the shepherd, Ringo.
I talk about music, dogs, movies, sports, food—everything that makes life worth living.
I talk about music, dogs, movies, sports, food—everything that makes life worth living.
I just asked if he really thought cramming into the armchair with me while I’m working is comfortable.
March 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I just asked if he really thought cramming into the armchair with me while I’m working is comfortable.
It’s 4:20, when the cool kids smoke their doobies. Meanwhile, I just finished vacuuming, which is its own kind of high, I suppose.
March 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s 4:20, when the cool kids smoke their doobies. Meanwhile, I just finished vacuuming, which is its own kind of high, I suppose.
I remember, too
A distant bell
And stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue
When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of them all
Then I will tell them
I remember you
“I Remember You”
—Victor Schertzinger & Johnny Mercer
A distant bell
And stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue
When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of them all
Then I will tell them
I remember you
“I Remember You”
—Victor Schertzinger & Johnny Mercer
March 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I remember, too
A distant bell
And stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue
When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of them all
Then I will tell them
I remember you
“I Remember You”
—Victor Schertzinger & Johnny Mercer
A distant bell
And stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue
When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of them all
Then I will tell them
I remember you
“I Remember You”
—Victor Schertzinger & Johnny Mercer
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Reskeet if you see your kink:
Restraints
Role-play
Feeding the birds & squirrels
Being crushed by a giant
Praise
Unconditional love
Forehead kisses
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tentacles
Napping
Universal healthcare
Restraints
Role-play
Feeding the birds & squirrels
Being crushed by a giant
Praise
Unconditional love
Forehead kisses
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tentacles
Napping
Universal healthcare
March 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reskeet if you see your kink:
Restraints
Role-play
Feeding the birds & squirrels
Being crushed by a giant
Praise
Unconditional love
Forehead kisses
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tentacles
Napping
Universal healthcare
Restraints
Role-play
Feeding the birds & squirrels
Being crushed by a giant
Praise
Unconditional love
Forehead kisses
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tentacles
Napping
Universal healthcare
While I still have all this top notch illness bass in my voice, I really oughta go out and karaoke some Johnny Cash songs.
March 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
While I still have all this top notch illness bass in my voice, I really oughta go out and karaoke some Johnny Cash songs.
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
I dropped my phone on my toe, so I’m listening to the love theme from Octopussy to console myself.
February 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I dropped my phone on my toe, so I’m listening to the love theme from Octopussy to console myself.
I just went over to position the two dogs together in the dog bed because they seemed unwilling to give each other room, and when it was done I added “See, this is how we share,” and it’s possible I’m spending too much time alone at home with them.
February 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I just went over to position the two dogs together in the dog bed because they seemed unwilling to give each other room, and when it was done I added “See, this is how we share,” and it’s possible I’m spending too much time alone at home with them.
The world’s so totally off the rails right now that I’m afraid the Pope will die and somehow Trump will get to appoint Joel Osteen as his replacement.
February 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The world’s so totally off the rails right now that I’m afraid the Pope will die and somehow Trump will get to appoint Joel Osteen as his replacement.
I just paid a heating bill that cost more than what I paid in rent for my first apartment. 😳
February 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I just paid a heating bill that cost more than what I paid in rent for my first apartment. 😳
In the new Captain America movie, a former Russian asset is running for Congress. Which seemed ludicrous to me until I remembered a current Russian asset is actually president, so real life is now officially more far-fetched than superhero movies. Not sure I love that for us.
February 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In the new Captain America movie, a former Russian asset is running for Congress. Which seemed ludicrous to me until I remembered a current Russian asset is actually president, so real life is now officially more far-fetched than superhero movies. Not sure I love that for us.
Rainy afternoon. Feeling crappy. So I’ve decided to lay on the couch reading comic books and watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Rainy afternoon. Feeling crappy. So I’ve decided to lay on the couch reading comic books and watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Somebody gently rubbing my belly and telling me “you’re a good boy” would probably fix me.
February 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Somebody gently rubbing my belly and telling me “you’re a good boy” would probably fix me.
Time to celebrate Valentine’s Day the way I do every year: slap on a diaper, go stand on the overpass and fire arrows into cars passing on the freeway.
So, keep love in your hearts today, but more importantly, keep low. Xxxooxx!
So, keep love in your hearts today, but more importantly, keep low. Xxxooxx!
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Time to celebrate Valentine’s Day the way I do every year: slap on a diaper, go stand on the overpass and fire arrows into cars passing on the freeway.
So, keep love in your hearts today, but more importantly, keep low. Xxxooxx!
So, keep love in your hearts today, but more importantly, keep low. Xxxooxx!
I JUST realized I have a three-day weekend! I think I forgot about Presidents Day because I spend all my time trying to forget about the President.
February 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I JUST realized I have a three-day weekend! I think I forgot about Presidents Day because I spend all my time trying to forget about the President.
If you see this, post a photo with no explanation.
February 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you see this, post a photo with no explanation.
Here’s a narrative I’ve never understood: “oh Ho Ho, look at all the silly men rushing out at the last minute on Valentine’s Day to buy flowers.”
Flowers DIE. QUICKLY. Why would you get them at any time other than the last possible minute before you give them to someone? What am I missing?
Flowers DIE. QUICKLY. Why would you get them at any time other than the last possible minute before you give them to someone? What am I missing?
February 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Here’s a narrative I’ve never understood: “oh Ho Ho, look at all the silly men rushing out at the last minute on Valentine’s Day to buy flowers.”
Flowers DIE. QUICKLY. Why would you get them at any time other than the last possible minute before you give them to someone? What am I missing?
Flowers DIE. QUICKLY. Why would you get them at any time other than the last possible minute before you give them to someone? What am I missing?
My boss gave me pushback when I told him I was taking Michael McDonald’s birthday off as a religious holiday. In my defense, I cited the traditional hymn “Yah Mo B There,” which I think has settled things.
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My boss gave me pushback when I told him I was taking Michael McDonald’s birthday off as a religious holiday. In my defense, I cited the traditional hymn “Yah Mo B There,” which I think has settled things.
I have decided on only upbeat songs today. The sequence thus far:
Caravan—Van Morrison
Queenie Eye—Paul McCartney
(Marie’s the Name) His Latest Flame—Elvis Presley
Southern Cross—Crosby, Stills & Nash
Summer Girl—HAIM
September—Earth, Wind & Fire
Feel free to add your own!
Caravan—Van Morrison
Queenie Eye—Paul McCartney
(Marie’s the Name) His Latest Flame—Elvis Presley
Southern Cross—Crosby, Stills & Nash
Summer Girl—HAIM
September—Earth, Wind & Fire
Feel free to add your own!
February 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have decided on only upbeat songs today. The sequence thus far:
Caravan—Van Morrison
Queenie Eye—Paul McCartney
(Marie’s the Name) His Latest Flame—Elvis Presley
Southern Cross—Crosby, Stills & Nash
Summer Girl—HAIM
September—Earth, Wind & Fire
Feel free to add your own!
Caravan—Van Morrison
Queenie Eye—Paul McCartney
(Marie’s the Name) His Latest Flame—Elvis Presley
Southern Cross—Crosby, Stills & Nash
Summer Girl—HAIM
September—Earth, Wind & Fire
Feel free to add your own!
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the horrors will persist until all humans evolve into crabs
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
the horrors will persist until all humans evolve into crabs
Having endured a slew of disturbing #SuperBowl commercials featuring AI and digital wizardry to give us Seal on a seal, Martha Stewart dancing, fleshy heads shaped like cowboy hats, dancing tongues, mustaches & eyebrows, I have just one response.
a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket says yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket says yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied
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February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Having endured a slew of disturbing #SuperBowl commercials featuring AI and digital wizardry to give us Seal on a seal, Martha Stewart dancing, fleshy heads shaped like cowboy hats, dancing tongues, mustaches & eyebrows, I have just one response.
Running out of time for my “Will five Schitt’s Creek cast members have Super Bowl commercials this year?” prop bet to pay off. We got four. Annie Murphy? Emily Hampshire? SOMEONE MUST HAVE CALLED CHRIS ELLIOTT, COME ON.
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Running out of time for my “Will five Schitt’s Creek cast members have Super Bowl commercials this year?” prop bet to pay off. We got four. Annie Murphy? Emily Hampshire? SOMEONE MUST HAVE CALLED CHRIS ELLIOTT, COME ON.
Post a photo of you all dressed up.
February 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Post a photo of you all dressed up.
As a grocery shopper, I’d like to know who decided to schedule a snowstorm and the Super Bowl in the same weekend. Seriously, I just want to talk.
February 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
As a grocery shopper, I’d like to know who decided to schedule a snowstorm and the Super Bowl in the same weekend. Seriously, I just want to talk.
Feeling like shit AND it’s Friday. What I’m saying, I guess, is that there should be a wildly adjusted expectation of how much work I’ll be getting done today.
February 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Feeling like shit AND it’s Friday. What I’m saying, I guess, is that there should be a wildly adjusted expectation of how much work I’ll be getting done today.