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@stickstickley.bsky.social
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stickstickley.bsky.social
sentences that belong in the same category to me:
1. "you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"
2. "they did surgery on a grape"
3. "in africa they call her sister hillary"

i'm not sure what the category is
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
George Washington University, 1970 student protest against the shootings at Kent State and Jackson State.
A dorm with a sign saying They can’t kill us all
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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bijan.bsky.social
if you need copywriting call me. this might be my best work.
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 6d
Rocks or neat, we can all come together for Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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tbyrne75.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 AM
stickstickley.bsky.social
COMMUNITY WIN! the people
you were least concerned about marked themselves "safe" from a crisis event on facebook!
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry l've permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn't like and l've become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left. April 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
stickstickley.bsky.social
imagining a guy who misheard the lyrics to anaconda as "pussy put his ass to sleep/ now he callin me michael"
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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kyleprobably.bsky.social
A youtube listing the playlist to the metal gear solid 5 (uncut) by chip and ironicus
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
stickstickley.bsky.social
the movie is 200 minutes long and features 46 lines of dialogue. there's a 15-minute timelapse sequence depicting the lifecycle and propagation of various mycelia in brilliant, almost psychedelic color as a group of choirs sing allegri's miserere
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position? ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance November 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
April 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
friend of the pod people @griph.bsky.social getting taken on a management-sponsored Influencer's Tour of the Dicksucking Factory. i meet individual dicksuckers who tell me their working conditions are superb and the union drive is a spiteful op by a few malcontents. later DickTok (Dicksucking TikTok) tears me to pieces for being so credulous August 6, 2023 at 4:09 PM
May 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
shanley tucci @markpopham.bsky.social asmodeus, archfiend and king of hell.... groom of lilith..... commander of seventy two legions of demons and jinn.... get your country ass in here.... December 9, 2023 at 11:54 PM
May 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social new followers may not know this, but early in my career i pioneered the posting technique now known as "the mikiri counter" [reply] terms or conditions @mikemay.bsky.social pssh, whatever *thrust attacks you* nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social hm. seems i'm now standing atop your post. [quote post of the reply] October 15, 2024 at 5:14 PM
May 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike. @dumbmike.bsky.social TEENS: (walk into medical exam room) ME: This room is empty except for me. DOCTOR: (behind glass) Fascinating. He's teenblind. He is effectively blind to the physical presence of teens. ME: The show Scooby Doo is about a scared dog who lives alone in a car. October 1, 2024 at 10:32 PM
May 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Patricia Wallinga (dispatc... @pwallinga.bsky.social The best thing about Irish coffee is that it doesn't actually belong to any time of day. Nighttime? Probably shouldn't be drinking coffee. Morning? Probably shouldn't be drinking whiskey. It exists out of time and place. A potion that summons Evil Patricia (Fast Version) October 7, 2024 at 2:23 AM
May 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell September 20, 2024 at 10:34 AM
June 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
marc maron @marcmaron RIP jokes [replying] Matt MacGyver @TheMattMacGyver Condolences. I didn't even know you knew them. 11:52 • 18 Sep. 20
June 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image September 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Avery Edison @aedison.bsky.social oh wow you didn't like the new m night shyamalan movie? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the butcher, that freaking nutjob that goes around just chopping people up? should the whole party be a trap for him? August 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social my boy Church: Here comes my enemies on horseback. They gumped me up null cracker me: what does that mean church my boy Church: You cant just know what something means May 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM
June 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social me coming to bed while my wife is asleep: creeping silently in total darkness, i trip over a shoe she left out which makes the smallest of noises and triggers an unskippable cutscene of my death her, coming to bed while im asleep: *turning on every light* hey wake up. im getting ready for bed May 28, 2024 at 12:45 PM
June 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social The Wifestone glows with a calming light. Save your marriage progress? May 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
June 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
dk @portdrift.bsky.social i've got a type A personality, type A lot on da copuder April 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
June 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social your ego will kill u eventually, guaranteed. the only option is getting rid of it entirely by bringing a big thing of soup to the bank & u act like its mad hot but then u put your arms in it in front of everybody (cuz really its just regular). now who wants to shake a heros hand? turns out? everyone November 16, 2024 at 9:31PM
July 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
maia arson crimew @crimew.gay if being a landlord was a real job they wouldn't have this much time to argue with everyone on the internet all day November 3, 2024 at 2:49 AM
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM