Ryan
@stevethegecko.bsky.social
Neurospicy geriatric millennial. Warhammer, HEMA, general banter.
Not a good day to still be over stimulated from Thursday and Friday.
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Not a good day to still be over stimulated from Thursday and Friday.
That time I was stung by a wasp on the eyelid.
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
That time I was stung by a wasp on the eyelid.
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Drinking a pot of this every morning like a yakult
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Drinking a pot of this every morning like a yakult
@katwatchesfilms.bsky.social have you watched Threads?
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 AM
@katwatchesfilms.bsky.social have you watched Threads?
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Big day for the Mrs
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Big day for the Mrs
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
If it wasn’t for all the contacts I have and use of messenger, I’d have left Facebook long ago. It’s nothing but a rage baiting content farm where easily 60%+ of comments on posts are right wing bot accounts. It saddens me and over 90% of the stuff on it isn’t even what my friends are posting.
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 AM
If it wasn’t for all the contacts I have and use of messenger, I’d have left Facebook long ago. It’s nothing but a rage baiting content farm where easily 60%+ of comments on posts are right wing bot accounts. It saddens me and over 90% of the stuff on it isn’t even what my friends are posting.
They’re giving He-man pronouns.
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
They’re giving He-man pronouns.
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@robertrath.bsky.social I was thinking about TI&TD yesterday and you didn’t really good job with the 10000 years of solemnace. From the destroyers causing a minor extinction event, to the practical joke with the genestealers leading to the exterminatus. Well done.
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
@robertrath.bsky.social I was thinking about TI&TD yesterday and you didn’t really good job with the 10000 years of solemnace. From the destroyers causing a minor extinction event, to the practical joke with the genestealers leading to the exterminatus. Well done.
I’m getting coveted in sticky fluid from reproductive organs and I don’t even work in the adult industry! (Dead heading Agapanthus)
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m getting coveted in sticky fluid from reproductive organs and I don’t even work in the adult industry! (Dead heading Agapanthus)
1. The US is illegally attacking Venezuela
2. Trump raped children
2. Trump raped children
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 AM
1. The US is illegally attacking Venezuela
2. Trump raped children
2. Trump raped children
How to make seppos shit themselves
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
How to make seppos shit themselves
I just made the funniest joke in a group chat. Maybe because it’s because I’m exhausted that I find it funny. “My neck, Macragge, lick my… and my …”
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I just made the funniest joke in a group chat. Maybe because it’s because I’m exhausted that I find it funny. “My neck, Macragge, lick my… and my …”
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Okay I wasn’t expecting this. Normally I get it in 4. Wordle 1,649 3/6
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December 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Okay I wasn’t expecting this. Normally I get it in 4. Wordle 1,649 3/6
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This one had me confused. Wordle 1,647 5/6
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December 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This one had me confused. Wordle 1,647 5/6
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
I was bitten by a tick 1cm above my right nipple. This is among the most painful things I’ve experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I was bitten by a tick 1cm above my right nipple. This is among the most painful things I’ve experienced.
One of my subordinates resigned last night, and everyone is glad the cunt is finally gone.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
One of my subordinates resigned last night, and everyone is glad the cunt is finally gone.
Pardon me but what the fuck
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Pardon me but what the fuck
I am not at all surprised
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I am not at all surprised
I have “no junk mail” on my letterbox. This is certainly junk mail and as a man with a Filipino wife and mixed kids, I am concerned.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I have “no junk mail” on my letterbox. This is certainly junk mail and as a man with a Filipino wife and mixed kids, I am concerned.