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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m rocketing towards my 40s and I still fall in love with individual players. Amokachi, Lukaku, Kanchelskis, Leighton Baines, Steven Pienaar, Jagielka, Sylvain Distin. Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is the latest. 💙💙💙
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Liverpool have lost nine of their last 12 games. Meanwhile, Jurgen Klopp is on Instagram blind ranking American foods 😅
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve seen a lot of stupid shit in my time as an Everton fan, but that nonsense from Idrissa Gueye is easily top ten. Está mamando.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Deafheaven in Barcelona were absolutely mental
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So, that new ROSALÍA album, right? Right?!?
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Breakfast with my dog on the Carrer de Sants. Nothing better.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!

His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.

It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The new Hallowe’en Napoli badge is spooky for all the wrong reasons, for a particular generation of internet users. Come on, you know what it looks like.
October 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
VERY surprised that big, gravel-throat, Easter Island-head Brexit, Ibiza-frequenting long-ball low-block two-foot-tackles and 70-crosses-a-game-merchant Sean Dyche didn’t jump at the chance to manage Rangers. Seem tailor-made for each other.
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Properly apocalyptic skies above Barcelona today. Have a friend coming from Costa Rica 🇨🇷 for his first experience of CE Europa tonight - hope the rain holds off! #CEE #Nastic #1RFEF
September 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Wild the influence that FFP is having on the Premier League. Villa and Newcastle look like two completely different teams compared to last season. Should’ve won that today, and handily at that. But it’s good to see Everton looking class again. #Everton #EFC
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve read a TON of Charlie Kirk discourse over the last couple of days, but one person in particular hasn’t been asked for her opinion, and I think that’s a shame, in the circumstances.

So, does anyone have a contact number for Alanis Morrisette?
September 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Well then
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Turns out he really was a bent ref, as well as being a bent ref! youtu.be/8Ou0fSPZax4
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If your league has VAR, and the VAR official isn’t giving a penalty for *this*, then what purpose does it serve? #CEEUROPA
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think I speak for all of us when I say, “lol, lmao”
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Two assists last week against Brighton.

Two assists against Wolves today.

Jack Grealish is a player reborn at Everton under David Moyes.
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Jack Grealish is the dog’s bollocks. We haven’t had a player like this since James Rodriguez. Just another level. #EFC #Everton
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Best not see any poppies on kits in November then eh, otherwise this rule might seem a little bit “politically motivated” in and of itself
The Premier League issued a reminder to clubs ahead of the season that material which could be considered ‘politically motivated’, which could include symbolism of countries in conflict, should not be permitted in stadiums.

Story @theathleticfc.bsky.social:

www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Premier League remind clubs over potential ‘politically motivated’ material in stadiums
The implementation of the guidance — which is not a central league policy and is shared with the EFL and FA — is at clubs' discretion.
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Just as United are starting to look a tolerable outfit on the pitch again, they go ahead and make the incomprehensible decision to stick Kobbie Mainoo on the transfer market on the cheap. WHY? Can a United fan explain this to me? He’s class, isn’t he? Am I missing something?
August 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM