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Stephen Pellnat
@stephenpellnat.bsky.social
Mainstream comics characters for whom I have actual story ideas:

The punisher
The X-men
Jonah Hex
Jessica Jones
Squirrel girl

Just keep me in mind if you want what ChatGPT has called “an energy unconcerned with mainstream appeal”
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I got myself the Cathy fiftieth anniversary collection and man did you guys know that Cathy is really funny
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Long as we’re Prineing;

The search light in the big yard
Swings 'round with the gun
And spotlights the snowflakes
Like the dust in the sun
It's Christmas in prison
There'll be music tonight
I'll probably get homesick
I love you, goodnight

this is the third song on the album
Like calm down dude
Lyrics that floor and anger me having not written them:

When I die, let my ashes float down the Green River
Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam
I'll be halfway to Heaven with paradise waitin'
Just five miles away from wherever I am

If there’s a better expression of American longing
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Lyrics that floor and anger me having not written them:

When I die, let my ashes float down the Green River
Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam
I'll be halfway to Heaven with paradise waitin'
Just five miles away from wherever I am

If there’s a better expression of American longing
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Home sick from work and grateful I got to see my knowledge fight boys two nights in a row last week before my energy level dipped into the abyss and my voice began to sound like some half dollars being shaken in a rusty can à la RFK jr
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This was advertised to me on TikTok and I don’t think I can comment on it in any way that the fact of it itself doesn’t already communicate
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The moral arc of history does not in fact bend towards justice but there are occasionally generous swerves
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My day job is busy as shit so I won’t be finishing the book before the end of the year but I must make hay while the sun is shining so thanks for your patience everyone
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Stephen Pellnat
I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
End of the day views at @helioscopepdx.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Variation on a theme part 2
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Variation on a theme part 1
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oops I did it again (worked an additional week’s worth of hours and then some during the holidays because I have no ability to set professional boundaries and need money)
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Holds up
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Update: I did it
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have been looking forward to inking this
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hayley Williams new solo album isn’t very good at all but she seems really chill so 4.5/5
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Thomas Massie sucks. He’s anti union, anti trans, opposed to just about everything the other side wants but he’s one of the few republicans willing to buck Trump. Every politician is a mix of calculation and conviction, and you take imperfect allies when you have no power, but to be clear he’s a ass
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I beat Sekiro last night and truly felt like I had prevailed over danger which is about the kindest thing you can say about the smoke and mirrors of a video game

I also only get to play like once a week so this victory was months in the making

Sekiro is the best fromsoft game
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My life is a mess and my time is being erased both behind and before me, a controlled burn I did not start and cannot stop

I will finish my book and I will beat sword Saint isshin
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by Stephen Pellnat
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is primary and personal for me. Molly and I can barely afford our health insurance now. Absent those subsidies, we’ll likely not be able to afford them at all. What did we get for forty days of shutdown, as public opinion shifted against the republicans? Not a thing. Get fucked, @democrats.org
This is near the top of the list of reasons why we have no faith in the democrats, no faith anything good will ever happen again

Next email I get demanding five dollars, I will figure out what an IP address is, how to find one, then I’m coming over and breaking your jaw
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is near the top of the list of reasons why we have no faith in the democrats, no faith anything good will ever happen again

Next email I get demanding five dollars, I will figure out what an IP address is, how to find one, then I’m coming over and breaking your jaw
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watching the Outkast rock and roll hall of fame performance and a.) incredible how much ground those two covered in their recording career and I’m happy we got what we did and 2.) watching like 7 pro rappers be unable to keep up with Big Boi’s flow is just more proof of his position as All Time King
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM