Shmoo
sipping on golf syrup in my StayPuff suit.
November 7, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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people want pay-to-play when it means they get paid, but then they hate it that the world is ever more circumscribed by "everything as a service" models of business, and forcing everyone to pay all the time for what was once fair use is bad, actually
October 25, 2023 at 8:06 PM
aim high swing low
October 25, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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seriously though i used to have a lot of angst over whether my mental health problems 'counted' as an illness, and where the line was

turns out the distinction is 'who gets paid to care?'
October 24, 2023 at 4:50 PM
its an attention economy but everyone you care for is a client and your mom is a subscription service based in montenegro and operating mainly in sri lanka
October 24, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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August 6, 2023 at 6:09 PM
go hump a tree
August 6, 2023 at 3:30 PM
lol theres a number you can call and tell a guy that you are gonna turn a knob and he'll be like OH SHIT OH DONT DO THAT and you can say you're gonna do it and he'll be like OH SHIT OH FUCK and then turn off a major oil pipeline
August 4, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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guillotax
August 1, 2023 at 2:15 AM
people are just things with gender
July 29, 2023 at 2:59 AM
These remainders are what is left over after capital colonizes the positivities of queerness—its fashions, parties, academic pursuits, aesthetics, labors, social networks—and after politics integrates intelligible queerness into its symbolic order.
July 29, 2023 at 2:22 AM
"Happy is the one who seizes your infants
    and dashes them against the rocks."

-Boney M
July 25, 2023 at 2:05 AM
gonna steal the moon
July 20, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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WARNING: THE VASTNESS OF SPACE RENDERS YOUR POSITIVE ATTITUDE COMPLETELY MOOT.
Today, reach for the @planetofthemoon.bsky.social and land amongst the stars.
July 18, 2023 at 2:10 PM
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It’s yet again bedtime
April 23, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Mean Girls 2: At The Mountains Of Madness would be a solid movie
May 23, 2023 at 8:59 PM
social media is not a new social form, and it has nothing uniquely interesting to say about human social forces.
May 23, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Dada Mini Pony CigarettesSMOKE EM
May 6, 2023 at 1:27 PM
gay antifa Joe Camel thought intruder
May 6, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Analysis of recent developments in the Time War suggest that Agency is or always was either lobed or entirely dualistic in nature, and collective data storage (the Stacks) is simply a reconstruction of the organism scale Agent in times of scarce optionality. Why then, is Agency disappearing?
April 29, 2023 at 4:41 PM
April 29, 2023 at 3:22 PM