Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
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Reincarnated fan-made Starfinder parody of "practically official lore." These tweets do not reflect the views of any actual Starfinder affiliates. Creator @Curtinwrites.bsky.social
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Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
Who Wants To Date a Morlamaw?
Interspecies Relations
Wait… These Are All Navasi’s Exes!
Devourer? I Hardly Know ‘Er!
Drift Right on Drftr!
Witchwarpers Do the Weird Stuff
Did We Include a Daimalkan Colossus? What Do YOU Think?
Help, I’m In Love With My Mech Suit!
#Starfinder #MonsterMatch
Interspecies Relations
Wait… These Are All Navasi’s Exes!
Devourer? I Hardly Know ‘Er!
Drift Right on Drftr!
Witchwarpers Do the Weird Stuff
Did We Include a Daimalkan Colossus? What Do YOU Think?
Help, I’m In Love With My Mech Suit!
#Starfinder #MonsterMatch
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Who Wants To Date a Morlamaw?
Interspecies Relations
Wait… These Are All Navasi’s Exes!
Devourer? I Hardly Know ‘Er!
Drift Right on Drftr!
Witchwarpers Do the Weird Stuff
Did We Include a Daimalkan Colossus? What Do YOU Think?
Help, I’m In Love With My Mech Suit!
#Starfinder #MonsterMatch
Interspecies Relations
Wait… These Are All Navasi’s Exes!
Devourer? I Hardly Know ‘Er!
Drift Right on Drftr!
Witchwarpers Do the Weird Stuff
Did We Include a Daimalkan Colossus? What Do YOU Think?
Help, I’m In Love With My Mech Suit!
#Starfinder #MonsterMatch
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
- Ship Wrecks
- More than just Lashunta
- The Dating Game, Interstellar Edition
- Set Phasers for Funky!
- In Veskarium, Alien Dates You
- Love and Rockets
- Nacels and Jeffries Tubes
- Catch my Drift
- Love, Exciting and Blue?
- and lastly…
- More than just Lashunta
- The Dating Game, Interstellar Edition
- Set Phasers for Funky!
- In Veskarium, Alien Dates You
- Love and Rockets
- Nacels and Jeffries Tubes
- Catch my Drift
- Love, Exciting and Blue?
- and lastly…
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
- Ship Wrecks
- More than just Lashunta
- The Dating Game, Interstellar Edition
- Set Phasers for Funky!
- In Veskarium, Alien Dates You
- Love and Rockets
- Nacels and Jeffries Tubes
- Catch my Drift
- Love, Exciting and Blue?
- and lastly…
- More than just Lashunta
- The Dating Game, Interstellar Edition
- Set Phasers for Funky!
- In Veskarium, Alien Dates You
- Love and Rockets
- Nacels and Jeffries Tubes
- Catch my Drift
- Love, Exciting and Blue?
- and lastly…
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
A little secret about Starfinder Facts is that I'm mostly just writing to an audience myself and if anyone else laughs that's a bonus. That's especially true with this one.
Proposed subnames for @paizo.com's hypothetical Starfinder spin-off of Monster Match!:
- Alien Action
- Stardate
- Galaxy Of Romance
- Yeah There's More Oozes
- Pact Species Are Easy
- Love And Lasers
- Get Your Heart Broken By A Sentient Starship
- This One's For The Furries
- James Kirk Edition
- Alien Action
- Stardate
- Galaxy Of Romance
- Yeah There's More Oozes
- Pact Species Are Easy
- Love And Lasers
- Get Your Heart Broken By A Sentient Starship
- This One's For The Furries
- James Kirk Edition
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A little secret about Starfinder Facts is that I'm mostly just writing to an audience myself and if anyone else laughs that's a bonus. That's especially true with this one.
Proposed subnames for @paizo.com's hypothetical Starfinder spin-off of Monster Match!:
- Alien Action
- Stardate
- Galaxy Of Romance
- Yeah There's More Oozes
- Pact Species Are Easy
- Love And Lasers
- Get Your Heart Broken By A Sentient Starship
- This One's For The Furries
- James Kirk Edition
- Alien Action
- Stardate
- Galaxy Of Romance
- Yeah There's More Oozes
- Pact Species Are Easy
- Love And Lasers
- Get Your Heart Broken By A Sentient Starship
- This One's For The Furries
- James Kirk Edition
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Proposed subnames for @paizo.com's hypothetical Starfinder spin-off of Monster Match!:
- Alien Action
- Stardate
- Galaxy Of Romance
- Yeah There's More Oozes
- Pact Species Are Easy
- Love And Lasers
- Get Your Heart Broken By A Sentient Starship
- This One's For The Furries
- James Kirk Edition
- Alien Action
- Stardate
- Galaxy Of Romance
- Yeah There's More Oozes
- Pact Species Are Easy
- Love And Lasers
- Get Your Heart Broken By A Sentient Starship
- This One's For The Furries
- James Kirk Edition
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
Five Fires, my love letter TTRPG to 80s/90s hip-hop, is launching in February. Join us! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Get Ready for Five Fires
From Thoughtcrime Games LLC - Get Ready for Five Fires
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November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Five Fires, my love letter TTRPG to 80s/90s hip-hop, is launching in February. Join us! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
Out meatform has been sighted on the planet "Philly" preparing for PAX Unplugged - say hi if you spot us out on the floor! What strange sights are you most excited for today?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Out meatform has been sighted on the planet "Philly" preparing for PAX Unplugged - say hi if you spot us out on the floor! What strange sights are you most excited for today?
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
This skeet brought to your by my PAXU flight being 5.5 hours delayed
Taking edibles and dissociating in the airport, AMA
Taking edibles and dissociating in the airport, AMA
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This skeet brought to your by my PAXU flight being 5.5 hours delayed
Taking edibles and dissociating in the airport, AMA
Taking edibles and dissociating in the airport, AMA
Travel insurance nearly never pays out for late arrivals for Drift travel due to the timey-wimey nature of trips through the Drift.
If you don't arrive, however, your beneficiaries will receive a payout.
If you don't arrive, however, your beneficiaries will receive a payout.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Travel insurance nearly never pays out for late arrivals for Drift travel due to the timey-wimey nature of trips through the Drift.
If you don't arrive, however, your beneficiaries will receive a payout.
If you don't arrive, however, your beneficiaries will receive a payout.
We don't know who needs to hear this but turn on your daytime lights aboard the ship to get Vitamin D and not suffer from Drift Depression
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We don't know who needs to hear this but turn on your daytime lights aboard the ship to get Vitamin D and not suffer from Drift Depression
Step 1.) run culinary synthesizer
Step 2.) eat reconfigured UPBs
NOTE: FAILING TO RUN STEP 1 SHOULD PREVENT YOU FROM TAKING STEP 2.
PLEASE STOP EATING UNCONFIGURED UPBS
WHY DO WE EVEN NEED TO SAY IT
Step 2.) eat reconfigured UPBs
NOTE: FAILING TO RUN STEP 1 SHOULD PREVENT YOU FROM TAKING STEP 2.
PLEASE STOP EATING UNCONFIGURED UPBS
WHY DO WE EVEN NEED TO SAY IT
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Step 1.) run culinary synthesizer
Step 2.) eat reconfigured UPBs
NOTE: FAILING TO RUN STEP 1 SHOULD PREVENT YOU FROM TAKING STEP 2.
PLEASE STOP EATING UNCONFIGURED UPBS
WHY DO WE EVEN NEED TO SAY IT
Step 2.) eat reconfigured UPBs
NOTE: FAILING TO RUN STEP 1 SHOULD PREVENT YOU FROM TAKING STEP 2.
PLEASE STOP EATING UNCONFIGURED UPBS
WHY DO WE EVEN NEED TO SAY IT
The whole reason Paizo is going to slow walk mech rules for 2nd edition is they've already released 2E mythic rules with War of the Immortals and they want to give Starfinder gods a little bit of time before someone climbs into a mech to punch them all
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The whole reason Paizo is going to slow walk mech rules for 2nd edition is they've already released 2E mythic rules with War of the Immortals and they want to give Starfinder gods a little bit of time before someone climbs into a mech to punch them all
Imagine the last words you hear are "THIS WAS A LIMITED RELEASE!!"
The kali, in particular, take umbrage with reckless fishers.
Wounds can be mended, but a rip in your designer clothes is unforgivable.
Wounds can be mended, but a rip in your designer clothes is unforgivable.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Imagine the last words you hear are "THIS WAS A LIMITED RELEASE!!"
Don't go fishing on planets where there are aquatic sapient species, nothing ruins a day like having a tourist's fishhook mess up a new finstyle
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Don't go fishing on planets where there are aquatic sapient species, nothing ruins a day like having a tourist's fishhook mess up a new finstyle
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
My most toxic trait might be that I will not apologize for the pun in this headline.
Anyways, Occlude is a great puzzle game and maybe you should check it out.
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Anyways, Occlude is a great puzzle game and maybe you should check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/143675...
The Solitaire-y Ritual of Occlude [Review] | Bearly Factual Productions, By John Curtin
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November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My most toxic trait might be that I will not apologize for the pun in this headline.
Anyways, Occlude is a great puzzle game and maybe you should check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/143675...
Anyways, Occlude is a great puzzle game and maybe you should check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/143675...
Maybe it's hard being a devil when you're out in the greater multiverse trying to redeem yourself after a fit of conscience, but please remember that devils have certainly earned their appalling reputation over millenia of patient work and not everyone may be willing to accept your face turn to good
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Maybe it's hard being a devil when you're out in the greater multiverse trying to redeem yourself after a fit of conscience, but please remember that devils have certainly earned their appalling reputation over millenia of patient work and not everyone may be willing to accept your face turn to good
Totally worth the custom prosthetics
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Totally worth the custom prosthetics
Yeah we're WOKE
Wolliped
Obsessed
Katana
Enthusiasts
And also we recognize the terrible burden of oppressive systems across the galaxy and the importance of solidarity across species and creed against the arrayed might of the many forces of evil
Good thing we're mounted on wollipeds with katanas
Wolliped
Obsessed
Katana
Enthusiasts
And also we recognize the terrible burden of oppressive systems across the galaxy and the importance of solidarity across species and creed against the arrayed might of the many forces of evil
Good thing we're mounted on wollipeds with katanas
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yeah we're WOKE
Wolliped
Obsessed
Katana
Enthusiasts
And also we recognize the terrible burden of oppressive systems across the galaxy and the importance of solidarity across species and creed against the arrayed might of the many forces of evil
Good thing we're mounted on wollipeds with katanas
Wolliped
Obsessed
Katana
Enthusiasts
And also we recognize the terrible burden of oppressive systems across the galaxy and the importance of solidarity across species and creed against the arrayed might of the many forces of evil
Good thing we're mounted on wollipeds with katanas
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
Looking for something new to do on a boring weekend? Try searching the infosphere for pseudo-occult rituals and get a little magispooky!
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Looking for something new to do on a boring weekend? Try searching the infosphere for pseudo-occult rituals and get a little magispooky!
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
Looking for something new to do on a boring weekend? Try searching the infosphere for pseudo-occult rituals and get a little magispooky!
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Looking for something new to do on a boring weekend? Try searching the infosphere for pseudo-occult rituals and get a little magispooky!
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
Maybe it won't work - worst case, it does work but not as advertised (worse if false advertising was malevolently deliberate).
Consider possession insurance.
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
If you have a very low-latitude aurora observation from tonight, please record your exact time and rough location and DO NOT DELETE your photo. These observations will be important for scientific research of this event.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you have a very low-latitude aurora observation from tonight, please record your exact time and rough location and DO NOT DELETE your photo. These observations will be important for scientific research of this event.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
Toy starships left on the floor are a simple hazard that roll Stealth for initiative, deal 2d4 piercing damage, have the deadly (2d4) trait, and deal 1d6 extra falling damage and knock the target prone on a critical hit.
Also if they're electronic you may take psychic damage from the sound effects.
Also if they're electronic you may take psychic damage from the sound effects.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Toy starships left on the floor are a simple hazard that roll Stealth for initiative, deal 2d4 piercing damage, have the deadly (2d4) trait, and deal 1d6 extra falling damage and knock the target prone on a critical hit.
Also if they're electronic you may take psychic damage from the sound effects.
Also if they're electronic you may take psychic damage from the sound effects.
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
Heck yeah! I wrote a thing for this book, too
Can we talk about this absolute banger of a cover from Kent Hamilton? Kent is truly putting out some of the best illustrations and concept art in the industry right now. He also did all the concept art for the Remaster dragons.
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Heck yeah! I wrote a thing for this book, too
Gnome inventors have really come into their own in the space-age, inventing things like the Combat Microwave, the Gatling Knife, and the Vorpal Grandfather Clock.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Gnome inventors have really come into their own in the space-age, inventing things like the Combat Microwave, the Gatling Knife, and the Vorpal Grandfather Clock.
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
Sometimes things get a little out of hand in #Starfinder and important questions have to be asked. "Why is the dragon playing with a #Skittermander?" can be a totally legitimate question.
Catch up on the adventure now with the newest episode!
emergencypowerpodcast.com
Catch up on the adventure now with the newest episode!
emergencypowerpodcast.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sometimes things get a little out of hand in #Starfinder and important questions have to be asked. "Why is the dragon playing with a #Skittermander?" can be a totally legitimate question.
Catch up on the adventure now with the newest episode!
emergencypowerpodcast.com
Catch up on the adventure now with the newest episode!
emergencypowerpodcast.com