Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
@starfinderfacts2e.bsky.social
Reincarnated fan-made Starfinder parody of "practically official lore." These tweets do not reflect the views of any actual Starfinder affiliates. Creator @Curtinwrites.bsky.social
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1e blog: starfinderfacts.blogspot.com
Patreon patreon.com/BearlyFactual
Out meatform has been sighted on the planet "Philly" preparing for PAX Unplugged - say hi if you spot us out on the floor! What strange sights are you most excited for today?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Out meatform has been sighted on the planet "Philly" preparing for PAX Unplugged - say hi if you spot us out on the floor! What strange sights are you most excited for today?
Totally worth the custom prosthetics
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Totally worth the custom prosthetics
BREAKING: Neil Newborn (Astarion, Baldur's Gate 3) confirmed to be the voice of shirren mystic Preach in the upcoming Starfinder: Afterlight game by @epictellers.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
BREAKING: Neil Newborn (Astarion, Baldur's Gate 3) confirmed to be the voice of shirren mystic Preach in the upcoming Starfinder: Afterlight game by @epictellers.bsky.social
Is it Spooky Season or are you just refueling on Eox?
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is it Spooky Season or are you just refueling on Eox?
*taps the sign*
September 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*taps the sign*
September 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ikeshti know that most other species don't shoot blood from their eyes but it never stop being funny to ask "Wait - you CAN'T shoot blood from your eyes??"
August 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ikeshti know that most other species don't shoot blood from their eyes but it never stop being funny to ask "Wait - you CAN'T shoot blood from your eyes??"
The biggest Paizo release at GenCon will be a live crest eater onto the dealer floor; Indiana wildlife restrictions prevented the import of Huge or larger aliens
July 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The biggest Paizo release at GenCon will be a live crest eater onto the dealer floor; Indiana wildlife restrictions prevented the import of Huge or larger aliens
Jinsuls were supposed to be an SF2 playable race but finding an iconic proved to be too difficult for the Starfinder team; the models kept running photo proofs through with their leg blades and/or declaring violent religious war on one another so the devs said 'fine' and gave the spot to barathus
July 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Jinsuls were supposed to be an SF2 playable race but finding an iconic proved to be too difficult for the Starfinder team; the models kept running photo proofs through with their leg blades and/or declaring violent religious war on one another so the devs said 'fine' and gave the spot to barathus
If being a Diaspora pirate wasn't so much fun, it would be a lot less popular.
July 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If being a Diaspora pirate wasn't so much fun, it would be a lot less popular.
That and a little bit of light gene editing...
July 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That and a little bit of light gene editing...
If you're supposed to greet Azlanti with non-violence, then why do their widow's peaks and helmets both literally point directly at their very punchable faces? Basically asking you to punch a space fascist
June 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you're supposed to greet Azlanti with non-violence, then why do their widow's peaks and helmets both literally point directly at their very punchable faces? Basically asking you to punch a space fascist
Uplifted bears are the best snugglers*
*Always ask before snuggling a bear, Uplifted or otherwise
*Always ask before snuggling a bear, Uplifted or otherwise
June 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Uplifted bears are the best snugglers*
*Always ask before snuggling a bear, Uplifted or otherwise
*Always ask before snuggling a bear, Uplifted or otherwise
Look, all we're saying is no one has ever seen Golarion and Golarion World in the same place at the same time so you can't prove they're not the same planet
June 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look, all we're saying is no one has ever seen Golarion and Golarion World in the same place at the same time so you can't prove they're not the same planet
Whoever is spreading the rumor that izaalgun are called "hammerhead centaurs", thank you for doing Lambatuin's work
May 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whoever is spreading the rumor that izaalgun are called "hammerhead centaurs", thank you for doing Lambatuin's work
Kasatha are currently so freaked out by the Newborn and everything else going on that they're preparing to take the Idari worldship and get out of the system, which is going to be a huge boon for the majority of people that consistently forget that Kasatha are a Pact species
May 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Kasatha are currently so freaked out by the Newborn and everything else going on that they're preparing to take the Idari worldship and get out of the system, which is going to be a huge boon for the majority of people that consistently forget that Kasatha are a Pact species
There are bigger batteries that reduce the need for reloading but at a certain point they become exorbitantly expensive, restrictively heavy, or both.
Plus you're just asking for an electrovore infestation in your locker at that point, it's like a keg for the little wire vermin
Plus you're just asking for an electrovore infestation in your locker at that point, it's like a keg for the little wire vermin
May 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There are bigger batteries that reduce the need for reloading but at a certain point they become exorbitantly expensive, restrictively heavy, or both.
Plus you're just asking for an electrovore infestation in your locker at that point, it's like a keg for the little wire vermin
Plus you're just asking for an electrovore infestation in your locker at that point, it's like a keg for the little wire vermin
Sarcesians don't love the colloquial "longfey" nickname that has become attached to the species but it's already gone viral in multiple infospheres so they're just sorta resigned to it at this point
May 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sarcesians don't love the colloquial "longfey" nickname that has become attached to the species but it's already gone viral in multiple infospheres so they're just sorta resigned to it at this point
Historical revisionists have been posting pictures of pre-hatching Auction with captions like "Can't believe I'll never get to see it myself 💔" like they wouldn't be the first on some obsidian altar getting their entrails tentacle-fied if they actually had the nerve to visit the eldritch "planet"
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Historical revisionists have been posting pictures of pre-hatching Auction with captions like "Can't believe I'll never get to see it myself 💔" like they wouldn't be the first on some obsidian altar getting their entrails tentacle-fied if they actually had the nerve to visit the eldritch "planet"
My melee-chanic trying to walk past enemies in SF1 after months of playing SF2:
May 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My melee-chanic trying to walk past enemies in SF1 after months of playing SF2:
Goblin mechanic kit:
- Duct tape
- Fire extinguisher
- Shiny screws and bolts
- Azlanti imperial wrenches (does not fit Pact Standard bolts)
- Super-glue
- Paper bag for huffing Super-glue
- Dogslicer for mugging stupid longshanks that thought you were a real mechanic
#ThrowbackFacts
- Duct tape
- Fire extinguisher
- Shiny screws and bolts
- Azlanti imperial wrenches (does not fit Pact Standard bolts)
- Super-glue
- Paper bag for huffing Super-glue
- Dogslicer for mugging stupid longshanks that thought you were a real mechanic
#ThrowbackFacts
May 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Goblin mechanic kit:
- Duct tape
- Fire extinguisher
- Shiny screws and bolts
- Azlanti imperial wrenches (does not fit Pact Standard bolts)
- Super-glue
- Paper bag for huffing Super-glue
- Dogslicer for mugging stupid longshanks that thought you were a real mechanic
#ThrowbackFacts
- Duct tape
- Fire extinguisher
- Shiny screws and bolts
- Azlanti imperial wrenches (does not fit Pact Standard bolts)
- Super-glue
- Paper bag for huffing Super-glue
- Dogslicer for mugging stupid longshanks that thought you were a real mechanic
#ThrowbackFacts
Despite their similarities to the Golarion species known as "cats," pahtras find licking other species to be weird and off-putting. When a pahtra licks another pahtra, it is a sign of deference and respect - but when a non-pahtra licks a pahtra, it's a sign of crossed boundaries. #ThrowbackFacts
May 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Despite their similarities to the Golarion species known as "cats," pahtras find licking other species to be weird and off-putting. When a pahtra licks another pahtra, it is a sign of deference and respect - but when a non-pahtra licks a pahtra, it's a sign of crossed boundaries. #ThrowbackFacts
May 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
For long hauls through the Drift, pack a good holovid camera so you can compare Drift landmarks with other travelers - while the nature of the ever-changing plane makes these landmarks useless for navigation, vids of whatever weird-ass shit you find is good water cooler fodder.
#ThrowbackFacts
#ThrowbackFacts
May 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
For long hauls through the Drift, pack a good holovid camera so you can compare Drift landmarks with other travelers - while the nature of the ever-changing plane makes these landmarks useless for navigation, vids of whatever weird-ass shit you find is good water cooler fodder.
#ThrowbackFacts
#ThrowbackFacts
Androids fall pretty evenly into two camps: those who love Daft Punk, and those who accuse them of appropriating binary culture.
#ThrowbackFacts
#ThrowbackFacts
May 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Androids fall pretty evenly into two camps: those who love Daft Punk, and those who accuse them of appropriating binary culture.
#ThrowbackFacts
#ThrowbackFacts