Caroline
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ugh dropped my amulet in my slushie | she/her | aaadnauseam.substack.com
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They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
Lina khan girl come back we miss you
BREAKING: Netflix to buy Warner Bros. Discovery, home to Harry Potter and Superman franchises, for $72 billion.
Netflix to acquire Warner Bros. studio and streaming business for $72 billion
Netflix has struck a deal with Warner Bros. Discovery to buy the legacy Hollywood giant’s studio and streaming business for $72 billion.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Lina khan girl come back we miss you
The Great British Bakeoff: Untucked
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Great British Bakeoff: Untucked
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thinking about him 🙂↕️
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
thinking about him 🙂↕️
My parents are now obsessed with the last waltz my work here is done
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My parents are now obsessed with the last waltz my work here is done
Everyone say good morning Miss Butter. Or else
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Everyone say good morning Miss Butter. Or else
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Rhea seehorn I will follow you to the ends of the earth
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Rhea seehorn I will follow you to the ends of the earth
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
One thing this election cycle hammered home for me is that pundits are for real so dumb. Trump country diner thinkpiece culture wouldn’t exist if anyone writing them had been canvassing like. Once
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One thing this election cycle hammered home for me is that pundits are for real so dumb. Trump country diner thinkpiece culture wouldn’t exist if anyone writing them had been canvassing like. Once
Has anyone else started getting targeted ads for Hildegard of bingen merch or is that just me
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Has anyone else started getting targeted ads for Hildegard of bingen merch or is that just me
Coworker said she loved my lip color. It’s Vaseline
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Coworker said she loved my lip color. It’s Vaseline
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
Once again may I remind you that it isn’t “libbing out” when socialists win
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Once again may I remind you that it isn’t “libbing out” when socialists win
A copypasta correspondent’s dream
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A copypasta correspondent’s dream
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Some rare great abortion news in tonight’s newsletter:
- A federal court ruled that the FDA violated the law by imposing unnecessary restrictions on mifepristone
- The New York Supreme Court rejected Texas’ attempt to issue a judgement against an abortion provider here
Happy Halloween!
- A federal court ruled that the FDA violated the law by imposing unnecessary restrictions on mifepristone
- The New York Supreme Court rejected Texas’ attempt to issue a judgement against an abortion provider here
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Some rare great abortion news in tonight’s newsletter:
- A federal court ruled that the FDA violated the law by imposing unnecessary restrictions on mifepristone
- The New York Supreme Court rejected Texas’ attempt to issue a judgement against an abortion provider here
Happy Halloween!
- A federal court ruled that the FDA violated the law by imposing unnecessary restrictions on mifepristone
- The New York Supreme Court rejected Texas’ attempt to issue a judgement against an abortion provider here
Happy Halloween!
Goldendoodles are weapons of the capitalist class
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Goldendoodles are weapons of the capitalist class
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)
Any mention of slow horses could instantly revive me from a coma
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Any mention of slow horses could instantly revive me from a coma
