Had a psychic break tonight while driving home, I thought I had time traveled for a moment
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Had a psychic break tonight while driving home, I thought I had time traveled for a moment
The only person that I refuse to apply ACAB to
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The only person that I refuse to apply ACAB to
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
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The reason we have laws* against bribery is that companies will absolutely bribe politicians at the very first opportunity if it is good for the bottom line, because they see it as a sound business decision, not a civilizational betrayal.
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Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The reason we have laws* against bribery is that companies will absolutely bribe politicians at the very first opportunity if it is good for the bottom line, because they see it as a sound business decision, not a civilizational betrayal.
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About to turn my Bluesky account into a long form complaint about boyfriends at concerts. Get their big ass heads outta here!!
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
About to turn my Bluesky account into a long form complaint about boyfriends at concerts. Get their big ass heads outta here!!
Baseball is so good dude
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Baseball is so good dude
With the government shut down and the Trump administration asserting dictatorial and military/police powers, does the American government effectively exist right now? Do we have a legitimate government?
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
With the government shut down and the Trump administration asserting dictatorial and military/police powers, does the American government effectively exist right now? Do we have a legitimate government?
It’s crazy that Washington DC is just kind of an occupied city. Did the king of France call a Swiss regiment to patrol Paris? And no one cares?
August 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s crazy that Washington DC is just kind of an occupied city. Did the king of France call a Swiss regiment to patrol Paris? And no one cares?
Please pass this along - if an app requests you take a selfie and put it in their database, do not do it
July 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Please pass this along - if an app requests you take a selfie and put it in their database, do not do it
Nothing more thrilling than being the first to answer name the baseball player in the group chat
July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nothing more thrilling than being the first to answer name the baseball player in the group chat
I’ve been making up dozens of love affair stories every time the camera crew pans to the fans during this Mets game. This is what it must feel like to be a romance author
July 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve been making up dozens of love affair stories every time the camera crew pans to the fans during this Mets game. This is what it must feel like to be a romance author
This is almost as good as the day Trump got Covid
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is almost as good as the day Trump got Covid
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
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Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
I wish nothing but the worst in life to the people at Bet365 and the actors in the commercials
May 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I wish nothing but the worst in life to the people at Bet365 and the actors in the commercials
Listened to two segments on NPR today about the great business deals Yrump is making on the Saudi peninsula this week. All the great investments in HIS personal companies, shooting down Chris Murphy’s calls for this being corruption. @npr.org was already compromised by defense co donations. Now…
May 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Listened to two segments on NPR today about the great business deals Yrump is making on the Saudi peninsula this week. All the great investments in HIS personal companies, shooting down Chris Murphy’s calls for this being corruption. @npr.org was already compromised by defense co donations. Now…
Sick to death of the 5’1 gf 6’7 bf combo at the front row of concerts. That’s my baby complaint of the day that I needed to share
May 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sick to death of the 5’1 gf 6’7 bf combo at the front row of concerts. That’s my baby complaint of the day that I needed to share
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I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
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“Black Press USA has learned that Trump officials are sending back exhibit items to their rightful owners and dismantling them—starting with the 1960 Woolworth’s lunch counter sit-in exhibit.”
blackpressusa.com/the-smithson...
blackpressusa.com/the-smithson...
The Smithsonian PURGE: Trump Team Removes Artifacts of Black Resistance
Critics warn: it’s not just history being erased—it’s identity.
blackpressusa.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Black Press USA has learned that Trump officials are sending back exhibit items to their rightful owners and dismantling them—starting with the 1960 Woolworth’s lunch counter sit-in exhibit.”
blackpressusa.com/the-smithson...
blackpressusa.com/the-smithson...
The world is a real sad state without pope Francis today. All eyes look west for guidance in these troubling times. Nick Castellanos, do your thing 🛐
April 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The world is a real sad state without pope Francis today. All eyes look west for guidance in these troubling times. Nick Castellanos, do your thing 🛐
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Mind-boggling that DHS's official position on this case is genuinely that a US citizen dad from Albuquerque visiting family in Tucson went up to a Border Patrol agent and said "Hi, I'm a Mexican man who entered here illegally, please deport me."
Do they think we are dumb?
Do they think we are dumb?
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mind-boggling that DHS's official position on this case is genuinely that a US citizen dad from Albuquerque visiting family in Tucson went up to a Border Patrol agent and said "Hi, I'm a Mexican man who entered here illegally, please deport me."
Do they think we are dumb?
Do they think we are dumb?
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Donald Trump is torturing people on US soil.
At the Miami Krome ICE prison, detainees are held 16 hours with “tight chains around their wrists, chests, and hips on buses outside the facilities without water, food, or access to bathrooms. Guards instructed them to urinate or defecate inside the buses.”
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...
April 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Donald Trump is torturing people on US soil.
Idk how many Philly people follow me on here but I have an extra Lucy Dacus ticket tonight! Lmk if you wanna come!
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Idk how many Philly people follow me on here but I have an extra Lucy Dacus ticket tonight! Lmk if you wanna come!