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Squirrelly Birrelly
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Hierarchy of needs = comedy/nature/chocolate
Amateur nature photographer who needs to use the delete button more
If you make me laugh, I will probably fall in love with you, at least a little bit
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
It’s only faux outrage if it’s from the Sham-pain region of France.
Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine
March 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
squirrelsforshort.bsky.social
Photogenic weeds are a blessing and a curse
Sea spurge (Euphorbia paralias) growing on white sand in Coorong National Park. The plants have red stems and narrow red leaves lower down, and round yellow and green leaves at the top.
March 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
squirrelsforshort.bsky.social
Damn heatwave 🥵
A young koala is in a small tree, looking very laid back with limbs splayed, holding on casually with one paw.
February 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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brianbilston.bsky.social
Today’s poem takes the form of my Christmas To Do list.
Christmas To Do List   • delay • defer • equivocate  • make some tea • procrastinate  • look at phone • stroke the cat  • readjust the thermostat  • dawdle • dither • hem and haw  • eat mince pie • chew my jaw  • write one card • spin on chair  • play six games of solitaire  • take a break • make a brew • review my list of things to do • eat mince pie • paper scrunch  • stroke the cat • have some lunch    • prioritise new tasks to shirk    (more cups of tea + less housework)  • look at phone • spin on chair  • eat mince pie • loiter • stare  • consider shopping • have quick doze • rest mince pie on bridge of nose • stroke the cat • take a break  • write a card • eat some cake  • spin phone • mince cat • stroke tea • wallow  • write To Do list for tomorrow  Brian Bilston
December 16, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
90s Nostalgia Doctor. A doctor points to a CE scan and says I'm sorry Mr. Kkowalski, but you have a brain tumor." He solemnly winces "she's lump." He dispassionately explains "she's lump..." He points to Mr. Kowalski's forehead and says "she's in your head..."
December 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
squirrelsforshort.bsky.social
Classic "work from home to avoid distraction" moment, looking out the window and seeing a fuzzy tree potato
A very rounded furry shape stuffed into a surprisingly thin fork of a eucalyptus tree. No other features are discernible except for a single clawed appendage dangling below the roundness A very sleepy koala in the fork of a tree, viewed from below, with both fore-paws dangling into space
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
squirrelsforshort.bsky.social
Timely seasonal reminder:

Remember, a Greenland shark is not just for Christmas. It's for the next 499 Christmases as well 🦈
November 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
squirrelsforshort.bsky.social
Surely this has to be spider mimicry, right?
A pale-coloured fuzzy moth sitting on top of grey cloth, with its head tucked down between its front legs, showing off dark markings on its back that resemble spider eyes, and giving the moth a passing resemblance to a spider
November 23, 2024 at 2:31 AM
squirrelsforshort.bsky.social
Kind of an "Oi, wtf mate?" look in my direction
Two rainbow lorikeets sitting in a dead tree. One appears to be frowning at the camera.
November 17, 2024 at 10:50 AM