Linnie Greene
@squintintarantino.bsky.social
Culture writer, harpy, Mrs. Met's side-piece
fran lebowitz is insufferable
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
fran lebowitz is insufferable
listening to tangerine dream as loud as my portable record player's speakers will go, much to the cat's dismay, reading back issues of poetry magazine... life is but a dream
August 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
listening to tangerine dream as loud as my portable record player's speakers will go, much to the cat's dismay, reading back issues of poetry magazine... life is but a dream
brooklyn 🤝 jersey city
(who's gonna be at the paid protest show Friday?!)
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(who's gonna be at the paid protest show Friday?!)
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Socialist Comedy Fundraiser for Jake & Joel!
Sick and tired of the rich getting richer? Laughing at the state of our democracy? Join us for a Comedy Night to raise money for local socialist candidates in Jersey City!
secure.actblue.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
brooklyn 🤝 jersey city
(who's gonna be at the paid protest show Friday?!)
secure.actblue.com/donate/paidp...
(who's gonna be at the paid protest show Friday?!)
secure.actblue.com/donate/paidp...
spend my days crafting exquisite b2b omnichannel marketing campaigns and my nights writing press releases for the socialists i love... because somebody's got to do it
July 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
spend my days crafting exquisite b2b omnichannel marketing campaigns and my nights writing press releases for the socialists i love... because somebody's got to do it
my old apartment just popped up on listings project for $500/month more than we paid in 2023 ($600 more than when we moved in circa 2020).
a woman wearing sunglasses and a necklace says you are getting evicted
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a necklace says you are getting evicted
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
my old apartment just popped up on listings project for $500/month more than we paid in 2023 ($600 more than when we moved in circa 2020).
Immediately unsubscribed from this white lady who used to run a bridal boutique's Substack because I am genuinely gobsmacked that even the most solipsistic among us -- writers! -- believe NOW is the right time to wax poetic about how they feel unsafe in THE FUCKING HUDSON VALLEY...
July 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Immediately unsubscribed from this white lady who used to run a bridal boutique's Substack because I am genuinely gobsmacked that even the most solipsistic among us -- writers! -- believe NOW is the right time to wax poetic about how they feel unsafe in THE FUCKING HUDSON VALLEY...
kind of forget to post here but better that than the alternative, i think! anyway, what's everybody reading...
July 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
kind of forget to post here but better that than the alternative, i think! anyway, what's everybody reading...
5!!!!!! HBD CYW 🥳 ♾️ ♥️
June 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
5!!!!!! HBD CYW 🥳 ♾️ ♥️
Paying a broker's fee is class traitor behavior! I really hope the effects of the new NYC policy (that broker's fees are on the landlords who hire them!) cross the river into NJ.
June 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Paying a broker's fee is class traitor behavior! I really hope the effects of the new NYC policy (that broker's fees are on the landlords who hire them!) cross the river into NJ.
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moon shot: can any of you get me on the list for show me the body 6/7 at night club 101?
May 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
moon shot: can any of you get me on the list for show me the body 6/7 at night club 101?
i have both been the canary in the coal mine and also ignored the canary in the coal mine and my latest political evolution is to simply shriek like a manic macaw until we get shit fixed 🦜
June 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i have both been the canary in the coal mine and also ignored the canary in the coal mine and my latest political evolution is to simply shriek like a manic macaw until we get shit fixed 🦜
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i see you know antifa pikachu but have you ever met ICE out of LA labubu
June 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i see you know antifa pikachu but have you ever met ICE out of LA labubu
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
first trip to the bronx was an old-fashioned deelite
June 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
first trip to the bronx was an old-fashioned deelite
NJ unemployment doesn't understand that I am absolutely CLOCKING IN... listening to gutteral chanting, annoying my cat, taking long walks across jersey city!
June 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
NJ unemployment doesn't understand that I am absolutely CLOCKING IN... listening to gutteral chanting, annoying my cat, taking long walks across jersey city!
symptoms of the male loneliness epidemic:
*men taking an abundance of selfies
*men posting an abundance of selfies unashamedly on the grid
*skeleton crew "friend" "group"
*niche fandom taken too far
*men taking an abundance of selfies
*men posting an abundance of selfies unashamedly on the grid
*skeleton crew "friend" "group"
*niche fandom taken too far
June 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
symptoms of the male loneliness epidemic:
*men taking an abundance of selfies
*men posting an abundance of selfies unashamedly on the grid
*skeleton crew "friend" "group"
*niche fandom taken too far
*men taking an abundance of selfies
*men posting an abundance of selfies unashamedly on the grid
*skeleton crew "friend" "group"
*niche fandom taken too far
one perk of unemployment is the ability to yap with my bestie in a different time zone for hours during the middle of the day!
June 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
one perk of unemployment is the ability to yap with my bestie in a different time zone for hours during the middle of the day!
moon shot: can any of you get me on the list for show me the body 6/7 at night club 101?
May 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
moon shot: can any of you get me on the list for show me the body 6/7 at night club 101?
life! finds a way!!
May 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
life! finds a way!!
today has been dreadful but now i’m at the opera! it turns out the cure to a bone-deep weariness is just nosebleed opera seats with your friends!! spread the word!!!
May 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
today has been dreadful but now i’m at the opera! it turns out the cure to a bone-deep weariness is just nosebleed opera seats with your friends!! spread the word!!!
i was all bluster earlier this week but the sensation of being like "please, PLEASE let me apply my decade of experience writing, marketing, and communicating to help you make more money and impact! PLEASE!" and then learning you'll make $5/hr more than minimum wage feels... quite bad
May 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i was all bluster earlier this week but the sensation of being like "please, PLEASE let me apply my decade of experience writing, marketing, and communicating to help you make more money and impact! PLEASE!" and then learning you'll make $5/hr more than minimum wage feels... quite bad
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A thing I wrote that you should know about.
The Balearic Aesthetic
Read Joe Muggs on The Balearic Aesthetic
theshfl.com
May 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A thing I wrote that you should know about.
my ex just called charli xcx "chuck e. cheese music" and aside from how flagrantly wrong and dismissive that is, I want to know if they're hiding dr*gs in the animatronics
May 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
my ex just called charli xcx "chuck e. cheese music" and aside from how flagrantly wrong and dismissive that is, I want to know if they're hiding dr*gs in the animatronics