Linnie Greene
@squintintarantino.bsky.social
Culture writer, harpy, Mrs. Met's side-piece
fran lebowitz is insufferable
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
fran lebowitz is insufferable
Immediately unsubscribed from this white lady who used to run a bridal boutique's Substack because I am genuinely gobsmacked that even the most solipsistic among us -- writers! -- believe NOW is the right time to wax poetic about how they feel unsafe in THE FUCKING HUDSON VALLEY...
July 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Immediately unsubscribed from this white lady who used to run a bridal boutique's Substack because I am genuinely gobsmacked that even the most solipsistic among us -- writers! -- believe NOW is the right time to wax poetic about how they feel unsafe in THE FUCKING HUDSON VALLEY...
5!!!!!! HBD CYW 🥳 ♾️ ♥️
June 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
5!!!!!! HBD CYW 🥳 ♾️ ♥️
first trip to the bronx was an old-fashioned deelite
June 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
first trip to the bronx was an old-fashioned deelite
life! finds a way!!
May 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
life! finds a way!!
I love fabulism and a lot of minimalist prose is drier than a saltine
May 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I love fabulism and a lot of minimalist prose is drier than a saltine
Sigmund Freud's couch (I just know someone's crusty boyfriend laid on here)
April 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sigmund Freud's couch (I just know someone's crusty boyfriend laid on here)
extremely sick saturday (dudes rock…?)
April 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
extremely sick saturday (dudes rock…?)
got street style snapped, also got a hotdog, did not get this sun-faded sopranos art
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
got street style snapped, also got a hotdog, did not get this sun-faded sopranos art
nobody tell my endocrinologist that i had the popeye’s pickle lemonade
forgive me; it was so salty and cold
forgive me; it was so salty and cold
April 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
nobody tell my endocrinologist that i had the popeye’s pickle lemonade
forgive me; it was so salty and cold
forgive me; it was so salty and cold
my recent library checkouts are a map of my life
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
my recent library checkouts are a map of my life
still abroad! still a broad!
March 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
still abroad! still a broad!
UK is great, that’s my full report
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
UK is great, that’s my full report
went to the postal museum with the taxidermied mail carrier dog and no one knew you there 🫤
January 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
went to the postal museum with the taxidermied mail carrier dog and no one knew you there 🫤
i need the $50 hello kitty bouquet from the mall
January 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
i need the $50 hello kitty bouquet from the mall
chewed up and spit carrots throughout my apartment to evince the presence of reindeer
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
chewed up and spit carrots throughout my apartment to evince the presence of reindeer
clement art-directed this minion family portrait
December 23, 2024 at 7:58 PM
clement art-directed this minion family portrait
solidarity bangs
December 19, 2024 at 1:34 AM
solidarity bangs
Season’s Greetings from the Dairy Queen
December 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Season’s Greetings from the Dairy Queen
day 217 of italian duolingo and we’re finally ready to talk about surrealism and fellini films
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
day 217 of italian duolingo and we’re finally ready to talk about surrealism and fellini films
sick as a dawg but clement named this fellow “mommy minion” so every day is actually worth living
December 8, 2024 at 2:53 AM
sick as a dawg but clement named this fellow “mommy minion” so every day is actually worth living
whose 2024 didn't need several squares of a mushroom-infused chocolate bar OR repeated spins of this record? my contribution to @pitchfork.com's best of the year list (long live BEING DEAD)
pitchfork.com/features/lis...
pitchfork.com/features/lis...
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
whose 2024 didn't need several squares of a mushroom-infused chocolate bar OR repeated spins of this record? my contribution to @pitchfork.com's best of the year list (long live BEING DEAD)
pitchfork.com/features/lis...
pitchfork.com/features/lis...
