Meat Bob
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These are absolutely dope, someone should make a game like this
May 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
These are absolutely dope, someone should make a game like this
Dome so sloppy my fillings evaporate
May 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Dome so sloppy my fillings evaporate
Apparently the geek bar I found switches to blood flavor after it's about half empty
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Apparently the geek bar I found switches to blood flavor after it's about half empty
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This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
Reaching for the mailman's service weapon
April 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reaching for the mailman's service weapon
I have nothing against ska punk as music, I just know how hard it is to get 3-5 people's schedules to line up. That's a regular band. You want to add a horn section to that nightmare?
February 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I have nothing against ska punk as music, I just know how hard it is to get 3-5 people's schedules to line up. That's a regular band. You want to add a horn section to that nightmare?
You can have a little social media while you drive, as a treat
February 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You can have a little social media while you drive, as a treat
I'm at the tattoo removal parlor asking if I can have one of the tattoos that they took off at a discounted rate
February 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm at the tattoo removal parlor asking if I can have one of the tattoos that they took off at a discounted rate
Wizard who studied the magic school of Currency.
Any time villagers come to him for a problem he casts a couple bucks their way and tells them to fuck off
Any time villagers come to him for a problem he casts a couple bucks their way and tells them to fuck off
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wizard who studied the magic school of Currency.
Any time villagers come to him for a problem he casts a couple bucks their way and tells them to fuck off
Any time villagers come to him for a problem he casts a couple bucks their way and tells them to fuck off
I decided to learn Russian so I could decipher what Courage The Cowardly Dog was saying.
I can confirm with 100% confidence that he is not speaking Russian
I can confirm with 100% confidence that he is not speaking Russian
February 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I decided to learn Russian so I could decipher what Courage The Cowardly Dog was saying.
I can confirm with 100% confidence that he is not speaking Russian
I can confirm with 100% confidence that he is not speaking Russian
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
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Talking circles around the car insurance salesman until I can get him to agree to pay me monthly for them to watch my car
January 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Talking circles around the car insurance salesman until I can get him to agree to pay me monthly for them to watch my car
Guy in the casino who misheard what he's playing for: Show me the monkey!
January 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guy in the casino who misheard what he's playing for: Show me the monkey!
If I was a medieval castle guard, I'd be beating the shit outta peasants using the blunt end of a spear for no reason.
You need directions to the Miller? *THWACK*
You need directions to the Miller? *THWACK*
December 23, 2024 at 3:37 AM
If I was a medieval castle guard, I'd be beating the shit outta peasants using the blunt end of a spear for no reason.
You need directions to the Miller? *THWACK*
You need directions to the Miller? *THWACK*
Police radio codes? You mean Pig Latin?
December 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Police radio codes? You mean Pig Latin?
I'm pirating a Russian streaming service with like zero shows
Can't believe I got Nyetflix
Can't believe I got Nyetflix
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I'm pirating a Russian streaming service with like zero shows
Can't believe I got Nyetflix
Can't believe I got Nyetflix
Renting a forklift to steal parked motorcycles
December 15, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Renting a forklift to steal parked motorcycles
Not saying any game inherently deserves it, but I'm anticipating some will release in a poor state and therefore earn their failure
December 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Not saying any game inherently deserves it, but I'm anticipating some will release in a poor state and therefore earn their failure
As much as I hope for better, patterns from this year make me think that at least two of these (not gonna openly hate on anyone's favorite) are going to flop and deserve it based on how they released. Hope not tho, I'm excited for many of these!
December 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
As much as I hope for better, patterns from this year make me think that at least two of these (not gonna openly hate on anyone's favorite) are going to flop and deserve it based on how they released. Hope not tho, I'm excited for many of these!
Saying "oh sure let me just grab my gun real quick" when the officer asks me to step out of my vehicle
December 13, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Saying "oh sure let me just grab my gun real quick" when the officer asks me to step out of my vehicle
In the hood with my magic wand, casting my "Gang Violence" spell on a Youth right before he turns me into a homicide statistic
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 PM
In the hood with my magic wand, casting my "Gang Violence" spell on a Youth right before he turns me into a homicide statistic
Yeah, I ain't paying for that
December 2, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Yeah, I ain't paying for that
Self-reply to clarify that they make the drink with ice while I'm making the order, and then have to dump it once I request no ice
December 2, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Self-reply to clarify that they make the drink with ice while I'm making the order, and then have to dump it once I request no ice