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Zane
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Data, SQL, Microsoft, Azure. I make computers run fast for money so I can travel, drink, and camp.
The fact that Minneapolis had a better public transit system in fucking 1913 is maybe the best argument against capitalism of all time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
There is no bottom on this fucking thing.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Chuck Schumer should step down.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If I interviewed Ted Cruz I would endlessly bring up that Trump called his wife ugly and insinuated his dad is the zodiac killer. Point out he's a spinless bootlicker at all times.
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's a real shame that old Dick Cheney never got to go to Prison for war crimes.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You liberal snowflake are so sensitive you don't you can't even take it when "ICE Shoots and unarmed man in the back for trying to protect a bus of children stop from them" www.latimes.com/california/s...
U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say
Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.
www.latimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I don't think enough is being made that this is probably the test that Don Trump said got hard and his opponents couldn't do.

One of the tasks is to know what day it is....
geriatrictoolkit.missouri.edu/cog/MoCA-8.3...
geriatrictoolkit.missouri.edu
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This world we've built isn't even a little bit good.
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tell the conservatives in your life you can't ironically boot lick.
They want us to believe they’re “joking” when they do this shit.
They don’t know how to joke.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's going to be real fucking sad when Kentucky votes for an AI that's interpreting the ghost of Mich McConnell for his 4th term.
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is the grim reality of who we're up against and it needs to be shouted through the rooftops.

These little freaks all meet up online jerk off to transgender and black man white woman gang bang porn and get all pissed off about it. All the places these freaks hang out are half hate half porn.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holy fuck they're even more 4chany than I could have imagined!
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's interesting to go to conservative spaces and watch them already rationalize this weird move. There is no bottom on this fucking thing. I don't know why the red team is so scared of the Epstein shit because it won't turn a significant section of the Republicans they do not care.
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
All I'm missing the become a millionaire like Baron Trump is to become the son of a corrupt president and billionaire who uses cryptocurrency to take bribes.
BREAKING: Son of the most powerful man on the planet who's name is on dozens of golf courses and buildings and shakes down every institution for payoffs and bribes is rich. HOW DID HE DO IT
Trump’s youngest son taught his dad a thing or two about crypto. Now the NYU sophomore is making a fortune before he even turns 20.
October 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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BREAKING: Son of the most powerful man on the planet who's name is on dozens of golf courses and buildings and shakes down every institution for payoffs and bribes is rich. HOW DID HE DO IT
October 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel all of the Algorithms should know that there is no amount of forced ads that will make me even slightly interested in the new Taylor Swift album.
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
She fucking rules.
Damn this is intense
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If I were in charge of naming Harris's book it'd be "Bad Candidate, Worse Country"
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oh fuck yeah!
September 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Toonsis had Strayed from the road" NYT
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No one can project weakness quite like Chuck Schumer. It's really fucking impressive.
"All I can tell you is I'm going to continue talking to him" -- Schumer is still refusing to endorse Mamdani
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've been watching my industry make deal after deal with the devil and now the machine has turned. I'm very worried for my friends. I know several people who if they weren't back from vacation a week ago would be completely fucked.
September 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Some personal news:

I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Thread incoming.

substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The guy who shot Charlie Kirk being a lil 4chan gryoper is going to mean that the more we learn about this guy the less it will make sense to regular people.
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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seems way more disrespectful to Charlie Kirk to completely bungle the case and let the guy who killed him escape than posting an uncouth hot take online imo
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM