no, car, my tide pods are not a passenger. but wills you like for them to be buckled in anyway
September 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
no, car, my tide pods are not a passenger. but wills you like for them to be buckled in anyway
moved recently and thus have a new auto shop where i’ve been getting my oil changed but now i’m back in my hometown briefly and happening to get an oil change at the old spot. will my mechanic hate me for cheating on him
June 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
moved recently and thus have a new auto shop where i’ve been getting my oil changed but now i’m back in my hometown briefly and happening to get an oil change at the old spot. will my mechanic hate me for cheating on him
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The year is 2035, I begrudgingly scan my retina and pay an invisible tax of 69% on toilet paper at the Amazon employee store because my genetic profile says I called Jeff Bezos swagless on Twitter in 2018
June 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The year is 2035, I begrudgingly scan my retina and pay an invisible tax of 69% on toilet paper at the Amazon employee store because my genetic profile says I called Jeff Bezos swagless on Twitter in 2018
i’ve recently become enamored with drawing medieval-style cats in public places. here’s my latest masterpiece, planted after an improv rehearsal.
April 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i’ve recently become enamored with drawing medieval-style cats in public places. here’s my latest masterpiece, planted after an improv rehearsal.
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meditated for 10 minutes only to immediately go drink an energy drink. inner peace wants what i have
March 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
meditated for 10 minutes only to immediately go drink an energy drink. inner peace wants what i have
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 22,1978
February 22,1978
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 22,1978
February 22,1978
if anyone’s wondering about the state of college theatre classes these days, for the past few weeks i’ve been working on a 20 minute original play comparing the UHC assassination to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. there is a wrestlemania scene in the middle.
March 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
if anyone’s wondering about the state of college theatre classes these days, for the past few weeks i’ve been working on a 20 minute original play comparing the UHC assassination to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. there is a wrestlemania scene in the middle.
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Someone came out of the yarn room
February 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Someone came out of the yarn room
just found out the site i bought my iconic ‘Bigfoot Is Real’ hat no longer sells it… triples my aura let’s be real
February 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
just found out the site i bought my iconic ‘Bigfoot Is Real’ hat no longer sells it… triples my aura let’s be real
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
switching from safari to duckduckgo, chrome to firefox, adding ublock origin and privacy badger. has been so freeing. sure, it’s a new interface that will take some getting used to. but the peace of mind…
February 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
switching from safari to duckduckgo, chrome to firefox, adding ublock origin and privacy badger. has been so freeing. sure, it’s a new interface that will take some getting used to. but the peace of mind…
also, there's students at my college trying to start an "AI Prompting Club" and its taking everything in me to not bully the snot out of them.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
also, there's students at my college trying to start an "AI Prompting Club" and its taking everything in me to not bully the snot out of them.
Research paper! Fun! Being explicitly told in the directions of the assignment to use ChatGPT and other AI tools to draft a topic? 😬😬😬
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Research paper! Fun! Being explicitly told in the directions of the assignment to use ChatGPT and other AI tools to draft a topic? 😬😬😬
63 possible years i could have been randomly assigned for my research paper, and yet the one I was assigned is the one with the earliest due date 😭 at least once I'm done I won't have to worry about it anymore?
January 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
63 possible years i could have been randomly assigned for my research paper, and yet the one I was assigned is the one with the earliest due date 😭 at least once I'm done I won't have to worry about it anymore?
one of my favorite stories from the nature-based preschool i used to work at was the time i showed up to our version of a PTA meeting and was offered mushrooms by a mom who had just scaled a tree to forage them
I’m out here hunting mushrooms you’ve never heard of with babies strapped on my back with names you can’t even pronounce
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
one of my favorite stories from the nature-based preschool i used to work at was the time i showed up to our version of a PTA meeting and was offered mushrooms by a mom who had just scaled a tree to forage them
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January 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
Timeline cleanser, anyone?
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Timeline cleanser, anyone?
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I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
Beautiful things are happening on xhs.
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Beautiful things are happening on xhs.
guess who has two thumbs and just signed up for an additional course this semester. i don’t know whats possessed me to think i can handle 6 courses in one semester but by god i’m going to try
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
guess who has two thumbs and just signed up for an additional course this semester. i don’t know whats possessed me to think i can handle 6 courses in one semester but by god i’m going to try
place of HONOR is out. place of HORROR is in. well yes i will be inviting a vampire to my dinner party.
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
place of HONOR is out. place of HORROR is in. well yes i will be inviting a vampire to my dinner party.
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e-readers are just literary devices
January 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
e-readers are just literary devices